Jason: And then, at the gala Tim told Bruce that I was the one who broke the vase.
Dick: And he’s still alive?
Jason: Yeah. Instead of beating him to death, I fucking forgave him. I’m still fucking furious about it.
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OMFG HE’S SO FDHEUNFYRYEWNRUCHNUNHEWUFHNEIFJEOG
Snotty's missing tooth is charming as fuck, my mans peak character design.
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Bruno: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.
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Fishlegs: *standing outside Heather's window with a sign saying PROM?*
Dagur: *leaning out the window* Oh my Thor, YES!
Fishlegs: What? No! Tell your sister!
Dagur: OK. Heather, I'm going to the prom with your boyfriend!
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Heather: Tuffnut, why are you phoning me? We're sitting right next to each other.
Tuffnut: I wasn't. Must be a bum call.
Heather: What's a bum call?
Ruffnut: You know, when you sit on your phone and it dials someone by accident. Bum call.
Heather: Ew! I don't wanna talk to someone's bum!
Tuffnut: Why not? I have a nice bum.
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Isabela: Okay, so when I die, don't give any of my stuff to Mirabel. She'll probably sell it on Ebay and I'm worth way more than that.
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CJ?!?? Posting?!?? No way!!!
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Hi i’m back from the dead w something to say about httyd
Was i the only one who found it odd that valka wasnt seen in Homecoming? Like where is she?
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