red-catmander

[red-catmander]

i just started playing gw2 in late june/early july and i came across your loreposts while trawling for fun character concepts and i want you to know i love you.

#aw shucks!! #gw2 #charr #thank you!! #i lof..... charr lore

[red-catmander]

me and the festival of the four winds griffon expert course are about to come to fucking blows

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #3000 griffon pile up in that tiny nook

[red-catmander]

T-Pose Skyscale.

T-Pose Skyscale.

#T-Pose Skyscale. #gw2 #guild wars 2

[red-catmander]

you're KIDDING me that DDR add-on has a top-down mode?!

this is beyond fucked. this is beatmania now. i love this. boss of the next xpac walks out and says heh.... commander.... you've fought many a villain in your time... but dare you stand against m and your guy hits em with this after their 15-hour stint in the special forces training room

numbers floating in front of their eyes like they're in the matrix. unbelievable. slapped into the fifth dimension

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #this is a bounty. what a gift. what a treat today #xpac announcement and this #tryhards unite our time is now #Youtube

[red-catmander]

taste havers rejoice!! there is a blish hud module that turns that godforsaken weaver rotation into dance dance revolution

there seems to be one for every profession and a lot of variants; power, condi, various supports. this will be hugely useful, and blish hud is already a great resource

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #catas. hi. red-catmander here. hi. how the fuck do you do this #Youtube

[red-catmander]

taste havers rejoice!! there is a blish hud module that turns that godforsaken weaver rotation into dance dance revolution

there seems to be one for every profession and a lot of variants; power, condi, various supports. this will be hugely useful, and blish hud is already a great resource

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #i might finally learn cata....

[red-catmander]

in light of recent news

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #secrets of the obscure #elementalists the time for nerd shit is long past. it is time to start blasting #Youtube

[red-catmander]

Emberthroat Shitty Boat Arc is resolved. we turn our attention to the future and to grander, more unlikely ventures: Emberthroat Shitty Rod Arc

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #jozra emberthroat #emberthroat #you cast the line and every fish in a fifteen mile radius silently bobs to the surface on their sides

[red-catmander]

dragon bash! my god, dragon bash! wow, knut, what beautiful ice sculptures, did you have those specially made for the festival? no, he laughs, merely dead racers! we use them as landmarks now! it's a proud norn tradition to fill our raceways with random debris and it fills my heart with joy to see so many participants taking that responsibility on for themselves. quickly! the tour continues! here are forty beetles struggling to roll uphill. some are being overtaken by the moas! outstanding!

i love the little wintersday race in divinity's reach because that eleven month gap makes us rollerbeetle tryhards get cocky. we're fresh off halloween, doing doughnuts in the mad king's pumpkin patch and ruining the soil quality for years to come, how hard is the cute little festive race. we're rolling up to the start line with our chai lattes thinking it will be nothing. our beetles also have lattes. the normal people who are just here to have 'fun' in the 'video game' are on their raptors. and then the race starts and we rev those bad boys up and smash, at 90mph, into every single wall in that city. hit the finish line three weeks later in body bags that make mulch sounds when you press on them. and then the daily rolls around and we don't learn a single lesson. camp any corner in that city in late december and you will see the 'do not do' portion of a driver's ed film unfold with horrifying regularity. by the time we figure it out, wintersday is done and we have a packed schedule of comas to be in. if you're a new player and you don't know where the festival hub is walk into divinity's reach and follow the trail of gore. i look forward to doing this next year

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #i just came fourth after smashing into a polygon can you tell #yearly tradition that's just me getting madder and madder about the races

[red-catmander]

Braham: I don't know, I just feel like things have been hard lately. You two lost your parents, right? How did you cope with it? Canach and Emberthroat, renowned father murderers: Canach: I had a soirée, but I feel that this may not help in this specific situation

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #emberthroat #canach #braham eirsson #emberthroat is slapping him for this #jozra emberthroat

[red-catmander]

it is extremely funny to see messages of congratulations after the Emberthroat Shitty Boat Arc that are as sweet and sincere as if i'd, like, announced i was pregnant. i'm not, i have to stress, but that's very amusing. i didn't know so many people were invested in Emberthroat Shitty Boat Arc

#what cringe baby could compare to the cool boat. literally none #guild wars 2 #gw2 #Emberthroat Shitty Boat Arc

[red-catmander]

a lot of the skiff skins are very pretty, floaty, ornate, which makes sense because the more appealing they are the more likely a person is to purchase one, but i’m a slut for a theme and would love to see a barely-holding-together legion clunker. i’m talking barely seaworthy, black smoke, polluting mess of a ship. i have enough gold kicking around for an impulse purchase should one come up, but i think i’m more likely to see a fire themed one first

here’s joz in her default ass skiff. my god i can barely look

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #charr #jozra emberthroat #i am out 580 gold #i'd like to thank the academy. arenanet. and finally me for complaining for a year #charr fans we won #Youtube

[red-catmander]

goodbye, mystic coins.... goodbye, legendary materials....!

YES HELL YES FUCK YES GOD YES HELL FUCKING YES GOD Y

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #self-reblog #soon.... SOON

[red-catmander]

YES HELL YES FUCK YES GOD YES HELL FUCKING YES GOD Y

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #LIQUIDATING MY LITTLE VIDEO GAME ASSETS #HELL YES HELL FUCKING Y #charr

[red-catmander]

Your GW2 posts are some of the greatest memes I've read. To this day Prisca pulling a Searing 2 on the buffet loves rent free in my head

aha, thank you!! it's a fun game to make little shitposts about

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #i love prisca she's adorable

[red-catmander]

commander, perhaps leaving something at the memorial will help you confront your grie(THE SOUND OF 70 DEAD SEABASS SMASHING AGAINST A BRONZE PLAQUE)

i like that the first conversations in the new patch are not in an instance. please, commander. it's time to open up. this is a safe, nonjudgmental zone. i hope you don't mind, but i invited 54 of my closest friends

now tell me about your erectile dysfunction

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #eod spoilers #what lies within spoilers #whap whap whap whap whap wh

[red-catmander]

oh my god that was you hi hello! o/ you did great, pressure is always so high in new metas especially with everybody erm... already complaining. i have the tag too and i wouldn't have tagged up, you're much braver than i

caught up and tried the new meta! it's a little slow going at the minute, but it'd be unfair to judge it on that just yet (metas always pick up as people become more used to the mechanics, commanders get the barks down, just look at the jade sea at launch vs now) but i'll say parts of it feel clunky a little outside of that. take the fight at the end. the tldr is people on seige turtles have to delivery battery charges to a small platform, which lets the group grab rifles and start to work on the boss. cool mechanic! but the rifle box and the ramp the (momentum focused) turtles take are right on top of each other so what would happen is people would hit the f key to gear up, accidentally hop on someone else's mount and be taken for an adventure

#brightwingedbat #guild wars 2 #gw2 #self-reblog #eod spoilers #what lies beneath spoilers #missed connections in a tyrian newspaper. i was screaming on the back of a gigantic turtle. you were punching the devil with your fists