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reddie011 · 1 year
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Reddie #358
Richie: *filling out a form*
Richie: Stan, what’s an occupation?
Stan: It’s what you do.
Richie: *nodding as he writes Eddie’s name*
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reddie011 · 1 year
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Reddie #357
Richie: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Eddie.
Eddie: *walks by*
Richie: What’s up, dipshit?
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #356
Richie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Eddie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #355
Eddie: Richie and I have the kind of relationship where we finish each other’s-
Richie: -sentences.
Eddie: Don’t interrupt me.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #354
Eddie: We need a distraction.
Bill: Who is good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Richie: My time has come.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #353
Richie: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
Eddie: Hey Rich.
Richie: I love you.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #352
Richie: We need to get through this locked door. Eddie, give me your credit card.
Eddie: Here.
Richie, pocketing it: Thanks. Ben, kick down the door.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #351
Richie: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event but from different perspectives?
Eddie: I’m literally begging you to stop.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #350
Richie: I’m not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #349
Eddie: Are you okay?
Richie: Yeah, why?
Eddie: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs and then lying on the floor for a minute before starting to sing the baby shark song so…
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #348
Richie: Chillax!
Eddie: That’s not a word.
Richie: Sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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reddie011 · 2 years
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Reddie #347
Bill: What are you reading?
Richie: A book of things I love.
Bill: Rich, that’s just a photo album of Eddie.
Richie: Oh, what a coincidence.
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reddie011 · 3 years
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Reddie #346
Eddie: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Richie: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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reddie011 · 3 years
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Reddie #345
Bill: How dumb do they think we are?
Richie: Sometimes Eddie leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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reddie011 · 3 years
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Reddie #344
- driving -
Richie: Can I ask a question?
Eddie: Only if it’s important.
Richie: Do owls have eyelashes?
Eddie:
Richie:
Eddie: *pulls over to google it*
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reddie011 · 3 years
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Reddie #343
Eddie: Why are you like this?
Richie: I used too much No More Tears Shampoo when I was a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.
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reddie011 · 3 years
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Reddie #342
- texting -
Richie: What if the ‘g’ in gif is silent?
Eddie: Go the fuck to sleep.
Richie: What gif I don’t want to?
Eddie: Fuck you.
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