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Oh my God it's actually insane seeing people react to me on someone else's post. I've never actually been able to watch this happen? Y'all does this happen often and I'm just straight up unaware????

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If the Lord cursed the serpent for that first temptation, that the serpent would henceforth crawl on its belly and eat dust for all time,

What did legless lizards do?

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dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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Why do you study history

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Holy fucking shit y'all.

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everyone should try to get into bugs because they fulfill all your primal needs to get Way Too Close to wildlife and hold and pet wild creatures

When you start recognizing bugs as friendly and cute little Guys, your world opens up so much.

They're easy to obtain. Do you want isopods? Just put a piece of cardboard on the ground and you will have isopods. There's a straight-up CLOUD of bees, wasps, butterflies, and flies around my Swamp Milkweed. Planting any native flower will make you so many friends. Better yet, do nothing—any somewhat overgrown area is habitat. I was hacking down some of the grasses in the Weed Area in our back yard yesterday (the non-native chicory is overpopulated and the native perennials are getting swallowed up by a Crap Ton of non-native grass) and found a enormous katydid.

I am feeling such awe and wonder over how tame and unbothered insects are in front of humans. Lots of them you can catch and hold in your hands and they will just be like oop oh well this is strange sorry to bother you and fly away.

They are so beautiful too! The COLORS. Electric blue! Iridescent green! Bright red! Every metallic shade! Rainbow! Our yard is full of dragonflies now and they've got to be one of the world's most elegant creatures.

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questions for ttrpg characters!

1. what is their coffee shop order?

2. what is their favourite article of clothing that they own?

3. would/do they know how to drive a car? are they/would they be good at it?

4. what is their comfort food?

5. what is a specific, defining physical feature that they have?

6. what quality do they like the most about themselves?

7. what quality do they like the least about themselves?

8. what is the most interesting thing that they regularly carry on their person?

9. who do they admire? why?

10. who do they hate? why?

11. what does a usual outfit of theirs look like?

12. do they tend to hold a lot of tension in their body? if so, where?

13. what does their handwriting look like?

14. do you have a favourite conversation that they’ve had with another character? briefly describe it!

15. when was the last time they cried?

16. which member of their family are they the most fond of, if any?

17. when were they the most angry that they’ve ever been?

18. have they ever had their heart broken?

19. have they ever been in love?

20. describe one of your favourite rp moments with this character

21. without revealing any secrets, how much of your character’s backstory does the rest of your party know about? 20%? 75%? 0%?

22. if they were to have a social media profile, what would it look like? the username, bio, type of thing they’d post about, etc.

23. when do they feel the most beautiful?

24. are they good at keeping secrets? does it depend on how big the secret is?

25. are they a clean/tidy person?

26. do they like to collect things? if so, what?

27. what do they do when they want to impress someone?

28. what is something that helps to comfort them?

29. are they very in tune with their mind/body?

30. how do they act when they’re overwhelmed?

31. do they ever lash out at people?

32. what emotion do they feel the most often?

33. when creating your character, did you take inspiration from characters in other media? or just other media in general? name them, if any!

34. pick a character that they know. what is something that they do that your character finds charming/endearing?

35. pick a character that they know. what is something that they do that your character finds annoying/frustrating?

36. are they introverted or extroverted?

37. what is their zodiac sign?

38. does your character have tattoos? what do they look like? if not, do they want any?

39. does your character have piercings? which ones? if not, do they want any?

40. what do they smell like?

41. are they good at controlling their emotions?

42. how similar is your character to you?

43. is your character known to be the one that causes problems for the party (wether it be intentional or not)? how do they feel about that? if not, how do they feel about the person who does tend to be the one causing problems?

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tag yourself: autumn edition

tea or hot chocolate? cozy books or halloween movies? plaid or corduroy? foggy mornings or twinkly nights? orange or black? pumpkin or apple pie? wool or velvet? picking fruit or carving pumpkins? libraries or coffee shops? cinnamon or peanut butter? spooky or cozy halloween? candles or fairy lights?

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obsessed with the idea of Alois going through it mental health wise and Claude awkwardly patting his back because while he can deal with the angry outbursts and manic episodes, he doesn't know what to do about the depressive stuff.

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Baldroy: You know, if you think about it, everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I GUESS

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𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒．．．．．．

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we’ve all been thinking it

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Part 156 of my bakery “enemies” au!

Aaannnd…. scene!

I’m going to take a small hiatus now! Shouldn’t be too long, the next few parts are already done, but I need to recoup at least a little bit and I figure it’d be better to take a break at the scene change than in the middle of the next scene.

Thank you guys for all the kind comments, support, fanworks, etc of my silly comic 😭 I never expected it to get this much attention! Thank you!

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NOTHING makes me more mad than people shoving aside creepy behavior just because the person in question is neurodivergent and doesn't pick up on social skills well. there was this girl in high school who got way too touchy with me no matter how many times I told her to stop and the fucking school guidance counselor and school psychologist were like "well you can't blame her because she can't pick up on social cues well". i'm neurodivergent too but if someone begs me to stop doing something it's kind of fucking clear they don't like it???

just the way people approach neurodivergency is so infantilizing I hate it. if you ever reblog a post about how it's ableist to react angrily to someone invading your space i'll fucking kill you. half the things you guys call ableism are just straight up not, and this isn't even a tumblr thing, it's something supposed medical professionals believe.

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