Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
If I had a nickel everytime my favorite character on a TV show had mommy and daddy issues, was in love with their best friend, had severe self esteem issues but pretended to be confident, was constantly being self sacrificial, found out he had a brother as an adult, had a much better father figure named Bobby, and was bisexual coded and actually got to be openly bisexual on screen? I'd have ONE FUCKING NICKEL! Dean winchester you deserved to have this too