Can’t change what you’ve done,
Start fresh next semester.
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Clark and Lois for the ship meme, please :) (Or Luke and Lorelai if someone asked for Clark and Lois already :))
Thanks for asking! <3 Clois it is, and I’m going with their Smallville counterparts unsurprisingly lol
Gives nose/forehead kisses: Both, but Clark does it as a comforting gesture more
Gets jealous the most: Both, though they handle it in different ways
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Clark can’t get drunk so he picks Lois up
Takes care of on sick days: Clark takes care of Lois, since he doesn’t get sick and Lois is not a good patient
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Lois, since she is more adventurous
Gives unprompted massages: Clark; he knows when Lois needs it
Drives/rides shotgun: Lois drives and Clark rides shotgun. It’s canon lol
Brings the other lunch at work: They work together but Clark will make sure Lois is eating because she can get caught up
Has the better parental relationship: Clark with his mom. Lois has a complicated relationship with her dad. It’s a little tougher if you count the AI
Tries to start role-playing in bed: Lois. Clark is initially reluctant but sees the benefits soon enough
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Clark can’t get drunk but when he’s on some sort of magical alcohol, definitely him. Lois finds it hilarious
Still cries watching Titanic: Neither
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Lois. She loves costumes period. Clark gets enough of it on his superhero role but he caves
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Clark, though they both try for more thoughtful gifts
Makes the other eat breakfast: Clark
Remembers anniversaries: Clark; he is sentimental and has a good memory
Brings up having kids: Lois, though they both do at various points
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2573
Everyone is very confused, including the houseplants. (Happy Good Omens s2 day.) (Dialogue from Good Omens s2.)
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Me: *scrolling twitter in bed*
My gf: "I like to think Mario and Luigi are both colour blind and think they have matching outfits"
Me: *fucking losing it*
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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Or just going into the flower room
POV:
The Ruler pulling up to Frosted Heights this morning and seeing the flowers are different colors again
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