redqueenincorrectquotes

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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Maven: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.

#incorrect red queen quotes #maven calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm

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Kilorn: Have you been yelled at by Mare yet?

Cal: I’m not scared of her.

Kilorn: So that’s a no.

#incorrect red queen quotes #kilorn warren #cal calore #tiberias calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

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Mare: Okay, so I just had a really great idea.

Cal: No.

#incorrect red queen quotes #mare barrow #cal calore #tiberias calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

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Kilorn: You know what, Bro?

Cal: What?

Kilorn: If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Cal: [ clutches heart ]... Bro.

#incorrect red queen quotes #kilorn warren #tiberius calore #cal calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

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Mare: Hey, shorty.

Cal: I am literally over a foot taller than you.

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Cal: I believe you and I are more similar than you think.

Cameron: That’s a terrible thing to say.

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Mare: What do we say when life disappoints us?

Kilorn: Called it.

Mare: NO.

#mare barrow #kilorn warren #incorrect red queen quotes #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

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Mare: Should I stay out of it?

Cal: yes.

Mare: Will I stay out of it?

Cal: No.

Mare: You know me so well.

#mare barrow #cal calore #tiberius calore #incorrect red queen quotes #red queen #kings cage #glass sword #war storm #broken throne

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Evangeline: You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen, nobody deserves you.

Elane: Evangeline?

Evangeline: *looking away from the mirror* yes?

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Mare: Okay, we need to get serious. And that means no more elevator jokes.

Cal:

Cal: But they work on so many levels.

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Pilot: Please make sure all small items are secure.

Cal: Mare, are you secure?

Mare:

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Cal: are you listening to me, Mare?

Mare: I never listen to you, Cal.

#incorrect red queen quotes #cal calore #mare barrow #tiberius calore #glass sword #kings cage #red queen #war storm

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Maven: father is angry at me and I’m not sure why.

Cal: were you talking before he got annoyed?

Maven: yes.

Cal: well, that’s probably it.

#incorrect red queen quotes #maven calore #cal calore #tiberius calore #glass sword #kings cage #red queen #war storm

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Evangeline: bitch

Mare: blocked

Evangeline: wait unblock me I need to tell you something

Mare:

Mare: unblocked

Evangeline: bitch

#incorrect red queen quotes #mare barrow #evangeline samos #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm

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Cal: Hey pal, you alone?

Kilorn: Almost always, yeah.

#kilorn warren #cal calore #incorrect red queen quotes #red queen #kings cage #glass sword #war storm

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Mare: Why is your back all scratched up?

[flashback to Cal chasing a raccoon after Mare told him to leave it alone]

Cal: I’m having an affair.

#cal calore #mare barrow #incorrect red queen quotes #red queen #kings cage #glass sword #war storm

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Mare: Name one bad decision I have made.

Kilorn: Would you like a list?

Cal: We can organise it by date, location and the number of laws you broke.

#kilorn warren #mare barrow #cal calore #incorrect red queen quotes #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm