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alex, holding a framed portrait of him and henry: where should we hang it henry?

*june walks in*

alex: against the wall? on the table? in the throne room, for everyone to see?

*june walks out*

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what’s an underrated line that makes you lose your goddamn mind every time you read it, but you’ve hardly seen anyone else talk about?

i have loads, but the first one to come to mind is “give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. there’s so much of you”

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i wish i could experience alex and henry falling into the cake for the first time again, i miss the feeling i felt when i read that at three am in my bed and just smashed my face into the book and tried not to scream

#i miss it what can i say #and when i started reading it my life was so calm and nice and not stressful like it is now #i miss that #i miss being able to stay up reading instead of writing an essay #i also just loved the feeling i had when i read the scene for the first time #it was so perfect and wonderful and beautiful for the story i could SEE it happening #ugh i miss it anyways #original post #rwrb #rwarb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #first prince

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No because my sister just said that if rwrb was set in 2021, Henry would have just had to flick his wrist in the garden where he was struggling with words.

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hugging is so fun and i’ve decided i am giving a massive hug to my whole blog right now ~(˘▾˘~)

click here so i can say thankyou <3

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“enemies to lovers” this and “friends to lovers” that bitch where is my childhood rivals to attempted friendship to enemies to enemies with a forced alliance to grudging mutual respect to growing affection to friends to friends with benefits with mutual pining to lovers

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ok i always thought it was super likely that henry actually knows quite a bit of spanish because of his royal education so here’s some cute firstprince headcanons:

among a couple other languages, henry chose to learn spanish at 9 years old because of its general practicality and also because he just liked the way it sounded

he loves the way it sounds the most when alex speaks it though

the first time henry spoke to alex in spanish was at thanksgiving dinner a few weeks after the election

alex and oscar are laughing and teasing each other in spanish but then the topic of conversation turns to henry

“so how have things been going between you two?”

“really, really good. i can’t wait to move in with him”

“that’s great, i’m happy for you both. have you thought about getting a ring?”

and alex looks completely shocked but is about to reply

until henry goes, “yeah, answer the question, love”

and suddenly all the conversation stops and everyone’s heads immediately turn to him because oh my god he understood that whole conversation

alex just goes “nope, nope, nope. not doing this right now.” and they all laugh and drop the topic

later that night though alex questions him about it and henry tells him about all his formal education in (castilian) spanish

and alex makes fun of his accent a bit but they spend the night just talking about nothing and everything in spanish until they both fall asleep

after that it becomes kind of a thing that on phone calls (i hc that they probably don’t actually move in together until after the new year because of logistical stuff and the holidays) they’ll pepper in some spanish

like randomly interspersed “te amo”s or little phrases of endearment

and they always end the call in spanish too

also when pez is around they’ll flirt or just say anything in spanish just to annoy him

“are you guys talking about me? you’re definitely talking about me. what did i dooo?? guysss”

and to each other they’ll just be like “so that snl skit last night was pretty funny” “yep definitely better than what they’ve been doing i think it’s that new cast member”

also when henry and june are together they talk to each other exclusively in spanish, just because

it makes henry feel closer to her and like she’s an actual sister to him

when alex and henry finally move in together they sort of gradually fall into the habit of speaking in some version of spanglish throughout the house

one person will say something in english and the other will respond in spanish or vice versa

randomly interspersed spanish words when they’re speaking english and randomly interspersed english words when they’re speaking spanish

david becomes really accustomed to it too and eventually starts responding to commands in spanish

alex also takes to calling him “mierdito” which exasperates henry to no end (“you’re demeaning a member of the royal family, i could have you executed for that!” “i don’t think that’s how it works mi amor”)

and when alex spends hours upon hours studying and his brain is swimming with law terms so much that he can’t pull himself out of that hole, henry will pull him to the couch and talk to him in spanish so that alex doesn’t even have to think in the same language anymore and he can finally just calm down

alex speaks in very rapid and unfiltered spanish either when he’s feeling particularly in love with henry or particularly annoyed at him, there’s no in between

henry doesn’t always catch all of it when alex gets like that but he finds it very attractive

and alex knows it

they talk to each other in spanglish when they’re in public and especially when there’s cameras to make it harder for people to lip read them

and a couple years down the line, when henry proposes to alex in spanish alex responds with a resound “claro que si, siempre”

before their insanely publicized ~royal wedding~ they have a little private ceremony at the texas house with just their families and close friends and they’ve both written about half of their vows in spanish

the vows they give in public are much shorter and much less personal, but they each keep a couple of the spanish lines because they know what that would mean to the world

and when they have kids they obviously raise them with both english and spanish

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What was the first movie you saw in theaters?

oof thats a hard one! i have no clue honestly but the farthest back i can remember is watching a marvel movie,,, bc i remember we all came out before the end credit scene like a bunch of amateurs and my dad sneaked back in without telling us and then came out a while later and we were all just like "bro??? where were you??" and turns out he went back in to watch it and diDN'T TELL US WE WERE MISSING THE SCENE

anyway that the end of this random story time, thankyou for the question!! <3

#ask #answered #story time! #thankyou for the question!! #to anyone that sees this then come ask me a question!!

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*Alex and Henry during an argument*

Alex: STOP MAKING THAT FACE AT ME! I HATE THAT FACE!

Henry: THIS IS MY ONLY FACE! I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF FACES!

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im so sad alex and co arent real. could you imagine the chaos that would occur everyday on every social media platform. theyre always trending. alex tweets some random cryptic shit that doesnt mean anything. nora and pez play along. henry constantly posts pictures of david.

“i only love him for his dog” alex says as retweets every single picture.

they all have private alt accounts that are a million times more chaotic. they just roast and expose eachother 24/7. alex gets his social media privileges taken away constantly.

alex thirsting over his “incredibly hot and amazing sweetheart, the man he loves with his whole heart” and nora and june fake vomiting over the wholesomeness that is first prince

pez secretly running a firstprince updates twitter.

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look, they’re right but they didnt have to attack me like that askkdk

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i finished rwrb for a second time (like 2 days ago) and now theres an empty hole inside me. again

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speaking of henry and stuffed animals,

he definitely had like.. a million of them, right? and as a kid he would do his best to give them all equal amounts of love so none of them would feel left out?

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can we take a moment to appreciate how utterly unimpressed shaan always seems with alex?

a few examples, i guess:

i feel like he always has an air of “really, henry? are you sure you want That One?” and it’s so fucking funny asjfjsj

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pez, making a tiktok: 10 likes and i’ll make him wear the catboy maid outfit

henry: you’ll make me wear what now

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RWRB as John Mulaney quotes

Alex:

Henry:

June:

Nora:

Alex hate thirsting @ Henry:

Henry, right before kissing Alex:

Zahra:

President Claremont:

Henry and Alex's emails to each other:

Bonus: everyone @ the queen

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I read Red White and Royal Blue in the last two days and I’ve been... obsessed. Here’s a quick character design sheet of Henry and Alex hehe