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今天那问题,我想了一整天。 于是很多朋友被我烦了一整天。 - 我:“ Hux 的情感绝对没问题。他跟很多人都相处融洽。Phasma 为什么能身披铬制的闪亮盔甲?那些铬可是从 Palpatine 的飞船上薅下来的,怎么就给了她呢?她为 Hux 做了什么?啊?我要把 Phasma 豁出前途甚至性命的事重新解释一遍。” 友:“ 你冷静点。” 我:“ 我不冷静吗?!我冷静得很!!!我可太冷静了!!!!! ” 友:“ 反正洋人也没提 Phasma。” 我:“ 我提!现在就提!!!我决定从 Death Star 💥 开始说起!!!” 友:“ 扯太远了吧?!” 我:“ 不远!Death Star 💥 象征着 Yavin 之胜。一颗 Kyber 之星的陨落开启了全新的时代!在那之后的岁月都被称为 ABY,即 'after the Battle of Yavin'。” 友:“ 这个故事我听八万遍了。” 我:“ 在那如利刃般切割了岁月的一年,在那全宇宙永生难忘的一年,在那风云变幻的一年... ... 有一个男人出生了!” 友:“ 肯定是个将来干大事的人。He was gonna make it.” 我:“ 你说得对。He was gonna think big, see the bigger picture, and build the Starkiller Base. His name was Armitage Hux.”
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How the trash ship saves my life
me:“I watched a great movie. It’s called Star Wars: the Force Awakens.”
people:“I also watched it.”
me:“I’ll enjoy working with you if we act like we work in the First Order.”
people:“What?”
me:“The First Order. It’s an organization.”
people:“I don’t get it.”
me:“Let’s work with discipline and order.”
people:“OK. Cool.”
me:“I read your proposal. It has no discipline, nor any order. Rewrite it.”
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me:“Thank you for your opinion.”
people:“You are welcome.”
me:“But I didn’t ask you. You cut in.”
people:“I thought you might wanna know my ideas.”
me:“When Kylo Ren interrupted the conversation, what did Hux and Phasma feel?”
people:“Being annoyed.”
me:“Yes.”
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people:“You’re always overly critical.”
me:“Fire me.”
people:“Calm down. I just want you to stop nitpicking.”
me:“Got it.”
people:“Really?”
me:“Galen Erso was an easy-going man. He was calm. He never criticized the design of the tremendous Death Star... ...”
people:“Stop.”
me:“ I watched a good movie. It’s called Rogue One.”
people:“I also watched it, but stop.”
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people:“What do you think? Do you like it?”
me:“No.”
people:“I’ve spent a lot of time in planning it, and... ...”
me:“Disney spent several years to do what it did to the Star Wars.”
people:“Stop.”
me:“Do I like it in the end?”
people:“You’re ruining my day.”
me:“My day has already been ruined when you presented your stuff.”
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people:“Do you have any friend?”
me:“Yes.”
people:“Wow, really?”
me:“All my friends watched a great movie, it’s called... ...”
people:“Stop.”
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This might b all over the place . But I was wondering abt your version of Hux. He's on point to me in every sense except the fact that he has no love for Kylo. Not to say it isn't interesting, but how would u write a man who is so apathetic? Because while I see Hux as very staunch, who puts his work and image above all else, I believe he has the capacity for love, especially for someone who gives him intimacy he might not have got as a kid. Tl;Dr, how would you write him & keep it interesting?
You're right. Hux is able to be "not apathetic".
However, the question is:
Why is Kylo worthy?
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Sure, Kylo gives Hux "intimacy".
If you watch the news, you can see how intimacy makes people kill and die everyday.
"I'm doing this only because I'm intimate with you!"
"I'm doing that only because I'm intimate with you!"
"I'm erasing an entire race because I'm only intimate with my own race!"
... ... if you never heard of any of these,
you certainly live on another planet.
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And, who told you that Hux "might not got" intimacy when he was young?
Hux has been doing great since the Death Star exploded.
Yes, he's been staunch, working hard, leading the First Order to the grand victory.
He has VERY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS with his honorable career and the First Order.
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Kylo:“If you insist on treating me like I'm a piece of garbage, I'll take back my love. I'll no longer develop an intimate relationship with you.”
Hux:“Thank you.”
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I'm not writing my trash ship to "keep it interesting".
I'm writing to keep it real.
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Useful Spanish Sentences...
... for my trash ship.
Me gusta tu basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Eres super talentoso. - Me gustan tus novelas basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Escribes super bien. - Me gustan tus dibujos basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Dibujas super bien. - Te admiro. Te deseo rico.
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Oh, what a cutie baby.  😌
とてもかわいい。 彼が子猫なのか子犬なのかわからない?
子猫です,🥰 kitten emoji を見ました。
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🗓:good morning (after TLJ) 🐈💉🥛
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There’s a top!Hux/bottom!Kylo artist in Japan and I’m a big fan.
Sometimes, she comes to my blog, right here, viewing my trash posts, so I might write some Japanese posts starting from now on
’cause I worship her, and her heavenly work.
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Quiero ver a Hux bebiendo la leche de Kylo. Kylo bebe el nacionalismo de Hux. Sufren y gobiernan juntos en la galaxia.
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top!Hux/bottom!Kylo
me: I'd like to know what Kylo feels and thinks when there's someone way older and more powerful than him is watching over him... ... in the meanwhile, exploiting him as well. I'd like to see Hux observing and learning: "the art of controlling Kylo Ren" I'd like to see Kylo yelling about his deepest fear and pain 'cause he thought Hux would care. And, yes, Hux "cares" and would like to know more about it. - pal: Well, in the last film, Kylo learned that Palpatine had been “every voice he had ever heard inside his head” and after that line, Kylo was like, very quiet? On the topic. he didn't seem to be able to process it and the effect it had on his life. Then, he threw away his weapon, and went to a fight, and (in my opinion,) planned to die in it. Kylo had been manipulated from birth. I think hux would be able to see that. Kylo just needs to be shown 1 bit of affection, and then he will do anything for Hux, and I think Hux could exploit him easily.” -   me: ... ... then he can put a mental dog collar on Kylo's neck. Kylo :“ So that's it? This is what you want?" Hux :“ No, I prefer you lying in the grave, but this, ‘you being chained’, is not bad. I can take it as the second-best option." Kylo would yell and shout and get off the chain and go destroy some valuable equipment in the SKB and chock some troopers as he sees them. Then he would go back to his little room and be angry and pissed. Eventually he will sense the "dissatisfaction" he has. He will find Hux and passively ask for more. Hux :“ I don't know what you're asking for." Kylo, again, will yell and shout and destroy things until he figure it out that this kind of actions won't get him what he wants. He will endure the pain of "controlling himself". Kylo :“ I, uh, I think I know what you want now. You’d like to see my self-control ability. Then, uh, you know, you can work and lead the First Order... ... I dunno. Right?” Hux:“ I prefer to see you dead. How many times should I repeat myself?” Kylo :“ Say the second-best option!You f_ _ker!!!” Hux takes out the collar from the drawer of his desk. Kylo puts it on. Hux:“I didn’t say it’s yours.” Kylo:“Doesn’t matter.” Hux :“ It suits you well.”   -   pal: Hux will train Kylo like a dog. He won't reward the bad behaviors. He will treat the puppy like it is stupid. He will use Kylo to run the first order for him. And Kylo loves it 'cause that collar is a sign that Hux loves him. Maybe? That Hux cares for him that Kylo is owned. Kylo doesn't realize that Hux is just manipulating him.   -     me: It’s been a long time that Kylo hasn’t felt sth "really suits him". Everything is so chaotic, and men, women, the troopers, his family, people have been asking him to do all the shit he hates Kylo :“ It’s just a collar. You're not getting me restrained.” Hux :“ Do you like the color of it?” Kylo :“ I think it’s… ... fine.” It’s a red one. Hux :“ Would you like to try the black one?” Kylo hasn’t got “a choice” for a long time so he says “… …yes.” “What a moron,” Hux thinks. There's always a choice. However, Kylo Ren, since he was in his mom’s womb, has been deliberately deprived of the ability of “making choices”. His path and fate seem to be “determined” but it’s a scam, 'cause "the voice" lied to him. It’s all the same. Kylo knows there’s some deceptions going on in Hux’s plan, but it’s all the same. Kylo:“I know you just pretend to care about my feelings… … you… I mean, you are just, acting... ...” Hux:“I don’t care about your feelings.” Kylo tries to find some words to say but fails. The force puppy touches his collar, murmuring, then sits on the floor, rests his head on Hux’s thighs. Hux is working in front of the desk, viewing the minutes of all the conferences this week. Kylo rests his head on Hux, cries a bit, out of no reasons, then falls into sleep.
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The way you draw Kylo you get it. The thiccness the roundness
Thanks. Kylo is a loaf of force!bread. The way you describe him you get it. Cheers.
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I am on my knees begging for some Halloween Kylux content for October 😩 them as various horror icons would be iconic
If you mean top!Hux/bottom!Kylo Halloween-ish content,
I always have it, but I haven't finished the drafts:
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I need more time and space and money.
I'm planning to retire then sailing this vicious spaceship 24/7.
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I’ve found joy in food and life since I met my favorite ship.
#top!Hux/bottom!Kylo#
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Thank God It’s Friday.
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Go fearless shine As the dawn wakes Nothing can touch me
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Ren ends up lost in confusion Doesn't care if Hux really cares Reason will not reach a solution ​​​​
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It was a bloody simple question, and yet I still received unfavorable answers.
Then I realized maybe it’s because Tumblr has ______ many of my posts for ____ content, so people can’t see them and thus don’t know what an ultraconservative extremist I fucking am:
This is a blog about the dynamic action and interaction of Hux’s gun and Kylo’s bread.
To be more precise --- Hux’s gun in Kylo’s bread!!!
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Here’s one of the ______ posts. I’m reposting it.
For the 2nd pic, here:🍞
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Love your art and the numerous ways you illustrate kylux!! Have to ask, any centaur kylux on the horizon?
Well. What are you picturing?
Quick quiz:
"Who's fucking" and "Who's getting fucked" in my blog?
You won't be looking forward to sth not containing porn, will you?
All my posts with no porn actually strongly suggest or imply pornographic concepts. I just assume you all know it.
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Update:
Thanks for all the right answers from you lovely people.
Hux fucking pony!Kylo is on the way.
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Also, I’m curious that if I hide certain reblogs and comments under my own posts (then I won’t see them again but) will you guys see those shit? I’d like to expel all opinions against my basic principle for good. 
My blog, my ship.
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We had won in the moment So sorry, I'm so sorry
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