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i just cant get over the lobster scene. like his friends are actively begging him, do not get into the lobster tank. please eddie. tom hardy you were in mad max fury road dont do this. and tom hardy looks at his friend like “i know i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt be getting into this lobster tank but i’m going to anyway. i’m already mostly inside. cant stop now. i’m sorry i dont want to be doing this either there’s just no other choice for me.” and then he takes a bg bite out of a live lobster that’s still in the shell and everything. 

tom hardy doesn’t actually know he’s being possessed by an alien yet in the story. he’s just resigned himself to whatever fucking meltdown he seems to be having. he doesn’t even seem particularly surprised that things have gone this way for him. like ten minutes later he finds out his heart stopped working and hes just like “you asshole” and he throws his alien parasite against the wall like a water balloon. and then he just leaves and is immediately kidnapped. what a fucking wild ride tom hardy is on. 

tom hardy’s actual superpower is being the exact same level of dysfunctional no matter what is happening in his life. so when everything’s going ok for him he self-destructs spectacularly, but when literally everything that can happen to a human being happens to him, he does, like, unrealistically well. climbing into a lobster tank and eating a live animal with large claws just like… “well, this is what’s happening to me today. i’m so sorry you have to watch this, man. anyway here goes, i’m going to bite into a living creature with my human mouth and then LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS”

this movie’s fucking killing me from the inside.

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My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went "I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot" and I went "enough to peel my pistachios for me?" And he laughed and said "yeah exactly" before carrying on giving me more

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Jensen Ackles | ET Online, May 20, 2021 [x]

#he’s so pretty #jensen ackles

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Just to reiterate that reblog from a while ago about ffnet dying and how one day probably soon we're gonna blink and it'll just be gone:

I'm trying to make backups of the few things I'm not too embarrassed to keep from Way Back When (because I'm also like 4+ computers beyond what I originally wrote that shit on and some of it got lost in data migrations)

And guys

The password recovery is NON FUNCTIONAL.

That site is circling the drain, so if you've got stuff on there you want to keep, go save it now.

This has been a PSA from your local digital archivist/ fandom old.

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my last polaroid of 2020

#for those days

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I fucking love her omg 😂😂 (x)

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based on this post

#sounds like y’all need to read my fic #more beautiful than brahms #👀 #johnlock #sherlock #sh art

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Dean Winchester (1979-2020)

He would have been 42 today.

#dean #spn #spn edits

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i call this gesture the “i love you but wHAT THE FUCK BABE”

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Bernie Sanders meme in Harry Potter ✨

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I found a place to take outfit pictures at school!

#da #clothes #I love da outfits that are not exclusively beige and white

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i want to have a dark academia aesthetic but not a pretentious dark academia aesthetic. i want to wear oxfords and wool coats and tweed skirts and do vintage curl sets and read old literature and use fountain pens and dry flowers and that’s all well and good. but i also want to share books with others in the hopes that they will love them and go to protests. i want to mourn the harm that the patriarchy and white supremacy has done to queer, female, and poc artists throughout the centuries and refuse to idolize those who discriminate against those people. i don’t want to act superior or smarter than others simply because i like old books and music and clothing. 

#da

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just finished The Queen’s Gambit and uhhhhh

dark academia y’all better back this the fuck up

Respectful men?

An intelligent woman who lives for fashion?? In a male dominated sphere??? I cried so much please watch this.

#my thoughts EXACTLY #UGH I LOVE HER MIND

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“So many books, so little time.”

- Frank Zapp

#da

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Dark Academia Summer 5/?

#clothes #da