So accurate.
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official hex maniac art:
y’all????:
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how many shrimps to do you have to eat
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
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This gave me life
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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.
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I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help:
Why are dogs dogs?
I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a picture of a breed of dog I hadn’t seen before and wondered what animal it was.
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WAHT THE FUKX
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
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a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
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Hi so I wanna point out that Danny isn't even attractive HE'S JUST FUCKING ADORABLE LIKE OH MY GOD AN ANGEL MADE OF RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE GOD
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[ghost hunting]
Danny: You know, the spirits of this world can be really aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Charlie in the background: [beeps air horn at a demon] GET FUCKED!
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Hollywood Undead as memes
J-Dog: Respectful Memes
Charlie: Ugandan Knuckles
Funny: ifunny.co Watermark
Danny: Stock Photo
Johnny: Surreal Memes
Bonus:
Matty: Hillary Memes
Deuce: “Begone, Thot”
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Why Matthew Gray Gubler Lives in a Haunted Tree House
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Little Things HU Does That I Love
Literally just Danny pouring beer in Jorel's mouth at concerts lmao
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Him one pointy boi
So naturally, I must shitpost
J-Johnny to my left…
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