guy: stop! in the name of the-
loki: oh, please don't tell me you're the time variance authority
guy: the tva? oh no, sir
guy: we're the cva, the crime variance authority
guy: and you've done a variety of crimes!
guy: will you be our new boss?
loki: this is the best day of my life
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During Your Pregnancy - Tom Hiddleston
a/n: i absolutely adore writing about these guys being dads... i've noticed that i have posted some for other guys, including Seb. I figured Tom deserved one too *insert crying emoji*
• You got pregnant shortly after your one year wedding anniversary
• Tom and you had possibly been trying, but in reality, you two were just having as much sex as possible (cause who wouldn't have sex with that man? them snake hips really get ya going)
• loool, you already know that sex was definitely unprotected
• Realizing your period was super late
• "Tom?" - "Yes, my love?" - "I'm late.." - "You're what?"
• Taking six pregnancy tests just to be sure
• "Oh my God, Tommy, we're having a baby."
• He picked you up and spun you in circles, his eyes glowing with tears
• Morning sickness = you thought you were gonna die
• Tom is always there to rub your back and hold your hair back for you because he's a gentleman
• "I look awful, no." - "Darling, you're pregnant. This is supposed to happen."
• Decorating the nursery together was the most fun you two had as a married couple in a while
• It may have also wound up becoming a... paint war
• "Did you just splatter paint on me, love?!" - "Yeeeeeaaaaah," *splatters more paint on him* - "Oh, you are going to get it!"
• The most gentle sex you two ever had together, was while you were pregnant
• Tom absolutely adored your body in its growing state, so he only ensured you were pleasured out of your mind
• "Oh, Tom," - "Have I ever told you, that you have become even sexier since carrying our baby?"
• The baby was of course born in the United Kingdom
• Tom and you researched all sorts of birth plans
• "We can most certainly have this baby in the hospital, I want you to feel safe, darling." - "Yeah? But it'd also be intimate to have the baby in the comfort of our own home..." - "Are you sure?" - "No... heh."
• You decided to go along with your plan
• When labor officially started and was really going, Tom was the only person able to keep you sane
• Constant words of affirmation, reassuring you
• "You are doing so good, my love. I'm so proud of you." - "Babe, this freaking hurts." - "I know, I'm right here. I've got you."
• You settled on delivering this kid in the water, not because you wanted to, it just decided to happen there. Tom was right behind your back, coaching you in your ear as the midwife instructed you
• "I can't do this!" - "Yes, you can, darling. Lean into me, you're doing this."
• Your midwife was amazed at Tom's calming nature and how in tune he was with you
• After an hour of the worst pain of your life, your baby was handed to you from the water, you and Tom both bursting into tears
• It was a girl
• "D-Did she just come out of me?" - "Love, you did so great."
• You both nuzzled in your own bed together, your little girl nestled on Tom's chest. He looked so hot as a dad
• "Does this mean the fans are going to start calling you a DILF?" - "Only woman having sex with me is you, silly."
• You decided to name her Olivia Grace Hiddleston and she was Tom's absolute twin
• "I can't believe we're parents, Tommy." - "I know... thank you for giving me her." - "No, thank you."
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