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LOL

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ate

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

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The Nintendo Fan

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"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

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the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year

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i’m not posting the actual tiktok because it involves another patient being recorded without their knowledge and clearly not doing okay but y’all we were so close to mental illness being destigmatized. we were so close but now the general public sees mental illness as two separate groups - the quirky relatable depression and anxiety, and the weird cringy scary schizo-spectrum disorders, ocd, personality disorders, and so on. #mentalhealthmatters as long as it’s not one of those weird scary illnesses

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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The grandpa from Midsommar is the reason we have bishounen in manga and anime

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lethal amounts of nicotine for my beautiful date and i will have gin and lemonade

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2024 house md:

- House refers to him and Wilson with the phrase 'situationship'

- Cameron is a lesbian

- Episode about a patient who says they have long COVID but it turns out they have something else (vaguely insulting to long COVID sufferers in it's premise)

- Cameron plays Overwatch

- Chase is an FTM chaser for the first two seasons before this character trait is quietly dropped

- Thirteen uses she/they, and Taub only ever says she

- Wilson listens to Radiohead on vinyl

- Kutner uses Reddit, and this is brought up many times

- Foreman has an iPhone 6 and Chase makes fun of him for this; later in the episode Chase gets some sort of comeuppance

- Cuddy tries to get all members of staff to wear pronoun pins for inclusivity; House puts on a different one every day to see how clinic patients react

- Cameron uses Tumblr

- Foreman uses Tumblr

- House uses Tumblr

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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thinking about that time in college when i dragged myself out of bed and took 5 different drugs to wake up and haul myself to my 8am Artificial Intelligence lecture and could not concentrate at all because the guy in front of me was watching the unedited zapruder film on repeat for the entire duration of class

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