remus-starboy

[remus-starboy]

butting heads.

pairings. lorenzo berkshire x fem!reader

about. you’re jumped and refuse to tell lorenzo what happened.

warning. foul language, a lil violence

ricky is typing… louis is my current obsession. also tried to dye my hair brown and it turned ginger 💀💀💀💀 fml

“who hit you?”

oh, boy.

“doesn’t matter,” you push not only his hands away, but the entirety of his hovering body before this situation could escalate anymore than it had just by him seeing you.

“no,” he shakes his head, turning on the heal of his foot to follow you. “no, what the fuck happened?”

“lo, calm the fuck down.”

he clenched his jaw to the retaliation and sourness in your voice. he rolled his neck in a circle, his head tipped toward the ceiling, refraining himself from blowing up on you.

she’s just mad.

he grabs your arm before you can walk too much farther, pulling you till you were pressed against one of the walls of your room, “you got a bruise on your cheekbone,” he presses the side of his index finger against the dark coloration, almost making you wince. “one right here,” he presses lightly against your jaw, “and blood here,” and then his thumb against the corner of your mouth.

his voice was as quiet as it could get, till; “so don’t tell me to calm the fuck down when you look like you’ve gotten into a pub fight and someone tried to kill you.”

you bite the inside of your cheek to keep yourself from squirming in the tight spot lorenzo had you in.

he continues to look down on you with prying and hard eyes, waiting for you to speak while his fingers still lightly hovered over the tender-bruising flesh of your face.

“act like you’ve never been hit before,” you move from beneath his body somehow, making your way to your dresser.

“but i tell you,” his voice was only getting more aggravated as you protested from saying the truth.“so why don’t you stop being a prude and let out what happened.”

“why do you care?” you’re pulling on one of your sweaters over your head, pressing your lips together immediately in a hard fine line in your own regret to your question.

oh, he was about to pull his hair out of his head, “i’m beginning to ask myself the same thing,” he stares at you, waiting for you to look back at him and when you finally do, it’s so you can watch him walk out.

**

“well it’s nice to see your beautiful shining face this morning,” blaise is all smiles the moment you sit down across the table from him, his eyes profiling every bit of your still freshly beaten features.

he seems to be the only one not devastated.

“dear god,” theodore’s face scrunches in shock as he gets a look at you from the side. “what happened to you?”

“piss off.”

“well!” blaise grins harder, “face matches the attitude for once.”

they sound like hounds when suddenly laughing, making your mood decline even more.

“alright, what happened to ‘er?” draco’s lips are jerked into a smirk as he leans further against the table, trying to look at enzo through blaise. “you didn’t hit her, ole’ boy, did you?”

lorenzo is far from amused. this kills your own bad mood to the realization of him staring at you, almost angered looking.

“i don’t know,” he barely opens his mouth to say it. “why would i know?” his harsh stare is still directed on you. “no reason to care.”

the amusement is killed immediately by his ill-mannered tone and the only distinct sound is the clustered talking of your fellow classmates around the hall. the tension is a thick warmth that they can all suddenly feel with discomfort.

you bite your tongue till you could taste blood. the metallic relish almost overpowered the barging stares.

“alright,” theodore coughs awkwardly from beside you, shifting so he’s angled directly to you. “you got your face beaten in, who did it?”

oh lorenzo would be so mad if you said it now. if you would say it to theodore, but not him.

“face beaten? that bad, huh?” you wince hard at the sound of pansy’s voice calling out from behind you. “i fucking hate those ravenclaw girls. they hate when they can’t have what you have.”

she slides in nonchalantly on the other side of you, continuing to speak without a problem, “you sure know how to pick ‘em, enzo.”

“what?” he watches her begin to examine the bruises and cuts on your face with a calm stare before overlooking the the food laid out on the table.

his eyebrows were pulled high, caught off guard to her sour statement.

“every ravenclaw girl you have ever touched, jumped your girlfriend in the washroom because your dick was that good,” she’s pulling apart food now, lightly stuffing her face as she continues to answer. “held her down-“

you got up before you could hear another word from her mouth. it’d be like reliving it to hear it from her. lorenzo looks between the both of you agitatedly, not knowing if to follow or listen. pansy raises her brows to the fact he hadn't moved.

“y/n,” he follows.

he attempts to pace fast after you from the other side of the table, a feeling of despair in his chest in the thought that this was really his fault.

“y/n,” he’s on your tail, close to grabbing you but you kept treading as fast as you could. “why didn’t you tell me?”

“think about it, lorenzo, why would i?” your finger nails press hard in and out into the palm of your hand. “it’s bound to happen with the number of girls on your track record.”

“okay,” he bites his tongue at the foul tasting sentence. “y/n, can you just slow down and talk to me?”

“what do you want to talk about?” you didn’t slow.

“will you please-“ he finally grabs your arm, practically yanking you back to stop and face him. “i need you to look at me and i need you to tell me why you wouldn’t tell me what happened to you.”

“how am i supposed to tell you that?” you look at him dumbfounded. he could tell you were still angry, or frustrated, or whatever it was you were feeling.

“i’m supposed to protect you, y/n” his eyes thin out into a squint as if shocked you didn't assume this. “i can’t do that when you don’t talk to me.”

“protect me, lorenzo? i don’t need to be protected. they’re teenage girls for god sake; you pull their hair and they cry.”

he almost laughs at your sour tone, wondering if that was the case for you. he doubted it, you wouldn't be caught dead with tears.

“still, why wouldn’t you tell me?”

he was starting to sound like a broken record, his own words were becoming annoying to him.

“because it’s embarrassing, alright? i feel embarrassed.”

maybe you did cry. you looked stressed, like you could be knocked to your feet at any moment from how unbalanced you were in the head.

"are you gonna feel good about telling me you got jumped in the washroom and didn't get the chance to fight back?"

he looks annoyed at your trap question. he was trying so hard to be nice, to just listen and offer what he could. but his patience was running thin and you could tell by the tint in his eyes. he didn't even care for the distraught look in your eyes anymore.

"fine," he turned his head to the side, poking his tongue into the base of his cheek. "fine, baby. you wanna be like that, that's fine. i don't really care anymore. as long as your fine and you don't care, i don't care."

this was a lose-lose situation. it always was when the two of you would butt heads. you both were stubborn and easily annoyed.

lorenzo raised his hands like waving a white flag, giving up. he started to walk away now and all you could do was watch—again.

**

“lorenzo, it’s been awhile,” a girl with dark brown hair straddled the bench to the slytherin table, almost sitting in his lap with a glint in her eye that made all of his friends frown. “we haven’t talked like you said.”

there’s a visible tenseness in him the moment she started speaking. his chewing came to a hault as well as any visible breathing. he’s not sure what he should do, he can’t think, but he doesn’t dare look at her.

it had been two days since lorenzo gave up on trying to comfort you and it was dreadful, for everyone. tension had been higher than usual and they would barely see the two of you in the same room without their being some kind of tightness in the air.

“i uh, i met your girlfriend.”

blaise looks to theodore who’s closely speculated on lorenzo and what he’ll say, what he’ll do. he sees the furrow that forms in enzo’s brow, the annoyance and even anger that dilates his eyes to the sound of her sentence—he realizes.

blaise now looks draco now, who looks back. this could go so many ways.

“my girlfriend?” his brow arches. this is what got him to look at her.

“yeah,” she smiles, he took the bait. she now takes it as cue to reach out to him, to make contact by pressing her fingers against his green tie. he feels a slight pull as she pinches the sleek fabric between her finger tips, attempting to subtly bring him closer. “she’s so darling.”

taunt.

“she tell you that we spoke, lo?”

“i didn’t have to.”

suddenly she’s on her ass with your hand wrapped around her hair, yelping like a kicked dog, “now fuck off.”

“now you’re acting all tough,” she struggles to her feet. “that wasn’t the case the last time i saw you.”

“maybe because you don’t have five other girls sniffing your ass and commands.”

she smiles, “sure, or maybe you’re just-“

you punch her straight in the nose, making her cry out fast.

“oh, jesus,” lorenzo grabs you by your arm, pulling you close to him as he marched you straight out the dining hall. “i thought you didn’t care.”

“fuck you, jackass, i don’t appreciate it when other girls are practically on my boyfriend’s dick,” you’re still pressed hard into his side as he lets out a loud laugh.

you wrench yourself from his side once out of the dining hall. you’re now walking backwards as you grab onto his tie, yanking on it, “grabbing his clothes and calling him something she shouldn’t be calling him.”

he’s grinning cheek to cheek at your angry rambling.

“fuck you.”

“yeah baby, tell me how you really feel,” he presses his tongue against the base of his teeth, watching the way you look at him with everything but hate now.

“i think you know how i feel.”

“yeah,” his lips prick into a smirk as he now grabs you, pulling you back into him. “you’re pretty when you’re mad.”

“is that right?” you’re wiggling in his grasp, now turning so you’re facing him. “i like when you talk to me nice.”

he scoffs, “you’re a brat,” but he still looks highly amused. “next time one of those girls come near you, tell me-“

“what, you gonna save me?”

“always.”

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[remus-starboy]

thinking about sirius and walburga, and about how they’re so similar; for this very reason they tear at each other, because “i can’t love myself, so i will not be able love you either, but i will try to show you the little i have and that is through blood and spit and tears”, and how they used to be a mother and a son, and he used to hold her hand, and she used to kiss his temple and hold him in her arms, the skirt of her dress an aura around them, and how they grew to be strangers, and about how how walburga was chained to the destiny sirius was supposed to have too, but sirius had always been so, so stubborn, more so than her, even, and he was not tied to a family that he did not want to have. because the thing is, walburga was a mother. she was supposed to stay, to love, to care for, but how could she, when not even her own mother had loved her? when all she carried with herself was bitterness and resentment? how was she supposed to love the boy who had her eyes, her mouth, her temper, her undying devotion, flesh from her flesh and blood from her blood, the boy of her tears and joy and anger? besides, he wasn’t her son anymore, he was euphemia’s, because even though he has walburga’s mouth, he smiles like euphemia, and even though he has walburga’s eyes, his eyes crinkle the same way as euphemia’s do. maybe he just wasn’t meant to be her son, and that hurt more than anything else ever hurt her. she knows he’s happy, he saw him at the station when he boarded to hogwarts, his eyes bright and his smile wide, and although she held resentment toward him because he got away, she was happy that at least he did not have to live the life she had to. and sirius is a star, bound to burn until there’s nothing really left of him, and she is a saint, chained to a life she did not want to have, a martyr of some sort.

[remus-starboy]

How to show emotions

Part I

How to show annoyance

slightly shaking their head

rolling their eyes

looking to the side

closing their eyes for a moment

sighing

taking a deep breath

clucking their tongue

huffing

crossing their arms in front of their chest

tapping their foot

How to show hurt

turning away

avoiding eye contact

closing eyes

lips pressed together

eyes filled with tears

breathing deeply

How to show anger

clenching their fists

pressing their lips on each other

breathing loudly through their nose

eyes getting smaller

clenching their teeth

clenching their jaw

looking away to calm themselves

speaking with clenched teeth

whole body is tense

screaming

throwing things around

stomping

moving around a lot, can’t keeping still

open body language, like they are ready to attack

frown wrinkles on their forehead

prominent veins

grabbing someone they are angry with to get them to understand why they are angry

becoming violent

non-stop talking, ranting

shaking their head

throwing their arms in the air

eyes either going from one point to another while ranting or completely fixating on the person they are angry with

How to show excitement

jumping up and down

not being able to stand still

clapping their hands

bright eyes

grinning

squealing

giggling

flushed face

bouncing

dilated pupils

tapping their foot

How to show boredom

biting nails

leg bouncing

sighing

playing with everything close by

twiddling your thumbs

spinning around

grumbling

staring into the distance

propping your head on your hand

Part II + Part III

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[remus-starboy]

I don't think my heart will ever be whole again

I miss you like a part of me is missing

[remus-starboy]

Alanis Morissette, Sorry to Myself/Haruki Murakami,1084

[remus-starboy]

☆ 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚'𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ☆

☆ - author's recommendations

♡ - happy

♤ - sad

Spencer Reid:

Stand-Alones

"The Office Party" ~ 2.2K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N's boyfriend suddenly breaks up with her and she no longer has a date to the office New Year's Eve party, she employs Spencer Reid to be her fake boyfriend for a night.

Content Warning: sexual humor/references

"Over or Under?" ~ 0.9K words ☆♡

Summary: An innocent question asked, via Y/N, gets turned into a not so innocent conversation, via Derek Morgan.

Content Warning: lots of sexual humor, swearing

"Call Me On Your Way Home" ~ 1.6K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N gets stuck at a party with Derek and needs a way home, she calls everyone's favorite boy genius to drive her home. Little did they know what their late night conversation would lead to...

Content Warning: mentions of panic attacks

"Forests, Fears, and Foggy Glasses" ~ 1.5K words ♡

Summary: In the process of solving a case, Derek proceeds to tease Y/N and Spencer for their "irrational" fears.

Content Warning: very mild swearing, mentions of phobias, mentions of assault related to the case

"Didn't Know" ~ 1.4K words ♡

Summary: Y/N doesn't even realize that she's been cranky, gaining weight, and extremely picky with what she eats. On the contrary, Spencer does notice, and knows exactly why she's been acting this way.

Content Warning: mild mentions of pedophilia and serial killers (related to the case), mentions of menstrual cycles/pregnancy related things, mentions of boobs (non-sexual), mentions of gaining weight

"Two Valentines" ~ 1.4K words ☆♡

Summary: Y/N loves everything about Valentine’s Day, especially celebrating it with her students. This year, she was also planning on celebrating with the new third grade teacher, Spencer Reid, until she found out… he already had another valentine.

Content Warning: a very mild sexual joke, mentions of food

"Heads Up" ~ 2.7K words ♤

Summary: When Hotch, Reid, and Y/N are gunned down in an attempt to capture their unsub, Hotch has a secret plan to distract him. Only Y/N doesn't exactly get the message at first.

Content Warning: normal Criminal Minds themes, some violence, mentions of guns and shooting, mentions of sensory overload, one use of "Oh, my God."

"Any Other Weigh" ~ 1.5K words ☆♡

Summary: A small collection of stories about the times Spencer told Y/N about how big their baby was getting every week.

Content Warning: food (no actual consumption, just mentions of food)

"Letting You Go" ~ 1.3K words ☆♤

Summary: Spencer Reid spends his afternoon showing off magic tricks to his wife, Y/N. Unbeknownst to him, it may very well be the last afternoon they spend together.

Content Warning: character death, very mild swearing

"Not Letting Go" ~ 1.4K words ♤♡

Summary: Spencer recalls Y/N's death from his point of view.

Content Warning: character death, mentions of injuries, hospital related things, mild swearing

"Splatter Paints and Coffee Dates" ~ 2.2K words ☆♡

Summary: When Spencer finds out he's getting a new neighbor, he couldn't be happier. What happens when he finds himself stumbling into her apartment one night while confronting her about her loud music?

Content Warning: drink consumption (Spencer drinking tea), one use of God, mentions of Spencer's headaches, mention of the female anatomy (non-sexual), mentions of Y/N's ex boyfriend

"April Fools' Date" ~ 1.5K words ♡

Summary: Y/N and Spencer have a yearly ritual of prancing each other every day the week leading up to April Fools' Day. However, this year's April Fools' Week ends a little differently than Y/N had planned.

Content Warning: very mild swearing, pranks (all in good fun), mentions of food and drink, i think that's it?

"Clean" ~ 2.5K words ☆♤

Summary: When Y/N finds out she's pregnant, she has mixed emotions after receiving the news. What's even worse than her reaction? Her husband, Spencer's, reaction to the news.

Content Warning: heavy drug content, minor swearing, two uses of "Oh, my God", mentions of a serial killer (related to the case), i believe that's it?

"Clean, PT. 2" ~ 2.2K words ☆♤♡

Summary: 10 months later, Y/N and Spencer are happily enjoying their new baby girl. Everything seems perfect… but for Spencer, everything isn't always what it seems.

Content Warning: heavy drug content, mentions of needles, very mild swearing

"Multiply" ~ 3.2K words ☆♡

Summary: Y/N loves parties. Spencer hates them with a passion. Somehow or another, this difference leads to… a very odd love confession and some math jokes?

Content Warning: MINORS DNI (somewhat 18+ content), implied smut, references to innocent!Spencer, light mentions of kinks, partying, alcohol consumption by reader and others, mentions of food, swearing, sort of implied height for reader (reader is shorter than Spencer) a mention of drowning in a joking manner, lmk if i missed any!!

"Dopamine" ~ 2.1K words ☆♡

Summary: Just some snippets of what the author thinks it would be like to take care of Spencer when he got shot in the leg (and didn't get any cookies)

Content Warning: based around Spencer's leg injury in S5, one scene takes place in a hospital, mentions of Spencer getting shot, sexual humor/references (sorta implied smut), mentions of alcohol and food, a light mention of painkillers, pretty sure that's it?

"Again" ~ 0.6K words ♤♡

Summary: When Y/N notices Spencer displaying some odd behavior, she intends to get to the bottom of things. However, the outcome of her investigation is much different than she'd expected.

Content Warning: mild swearing, i think that's it?

"Like This" ~ 3.9K words ☆♤♡

Summary: When Spencer and Y/N are forced to pretend to be engaged for a case, the two start to wonder about all the little spats and competitions they have in the workplace.

Content Warning: heavy details related to a case (stabbing, asphyxiation, mentions of a sexual sadist and SA, might be more), a scene where Y/N gets lowkey kidnapped, guns, alcohol consumption by reader and presumably Spencer, mild swearing, lmk if i missed anything!

"Cherry Jell-O" ~ 1.8K words ☆♤♡

Summary: In which a "hello" and a cup of Jell-O mean so much more than that to both Spencer and Y/N.

Content Warning: Spencer's anthrax arc, takes place in a hospital, mentions of various medicines, mentions of vomit, very mild swearing, food consumption by reader and others

"Funeral" ~ 2.5K words ♤♡

Summary: After Emily Prentiss's death, Spencer notices his cravings for Dilaudid coming back. In an attempt to distract himself from everything that's happening around him, Spencer begins using weed. Little did he know what one intoxicated phone call would lead to…

Content Warning: usage of marijuana, Emily's funeral, mild swearing + two uses of "God", sexual humor, mentions of Spencer's drug addiction

"S. Reid Headcanons"

Summary: some headcanons this author believes to be true for Spencer Reid.

Content Warning: mentions of food. i think that's it.

"S. Reid Headcanons, boyfriend edition"

Summary: some headcanons this author believes to be true for Spencer Reid if he were in a relationship.

Content Warning: mentions of food, mentions of sex but nothing graphic

"To Hold You" ~ 1.9K words ☆♤

Summary: Y/N gets kidnapped, Spencer helps them cope, and that's the fic.

Content Warning: details of Y/N's kidnapping and torture, mentions of blood, mentions of knives, mentions of hospitals, two uses of "Oh, my God"

"All Your Being" ~ 2.8K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N has to use herself as unsub bait, it leads to some much unexpected behavior from Spencer.

Content Warning: implied smut at the end and a short makeout scene but nothing graphic, mentions of domestic and sexual abuse (related to the case), mentions of female body parts, details of the case (similar to normal CM violence), alcohol consumption, mild swearing, description of reader's looks and weight

"S. Reid Headcanons, comforting edition"

Summary: some headcanons this author believes to be true about Spencer Reid comforting his lover during a panic attack

Content Warning: heavily based around anxiety/panic attacks, mentions of food + eating

"Maybe I'm Falling For You" ~ 2.5K words ☆♡

Summary: Spencer Reid, being the ever-so modest person that he is, has watched a beautiful girl in his favorite coffee shop from afar for two months. Penelope Garcia, being ever the matchmaker that she is, is determined to get those two coffee lovers together, once and for all.

Content Warning: food + drink consumption, very mild swearing, mentions of Maeve's death, mentions of Y/N's father's death, lmk if i missed anything!

"S. Reid Headcanons, caregiver edition"

Summary: some headcanons this author believes to be true about Spencer Reid taking care of his colleagues when they're injured

Content Warning: mentions of injuries, mentions of medicine, mentions of food

"How I Ended Up Here" ~ 1.3K words ♤♡

Summary: When Reader begins to wonder if they really do belong at the Academy, their long-time rival and next-dorm neighbor, Spencer Reid, steps in to help them prepare as the term comes to an end.

Content Warning: violence related to FBI training but nothing graphic, i think that's it!

"Never" ~ 2.1K words ☆♤♡

Summary: When Y/N doesn't show up for work multiple days in a row, Spencer Reid is determined to find out why. Though, when he finds out the reason, Y/N never expected him to stay… much less help her through it.

Content Warning: heavy BPD content, mentions of food, mentions of binge eating, mentions of medications, very mild swearing, lmk if i missed anything!

"Stick Season" ~ 2.7K words ☆♤

Summary: After eight months in quarantine, Spencer Reid takes a look at just how much the world has changed. The one thing that hasn't changed? The love he had for Y/N.

Content Warning: lots of COVID talk, heavy marijuana usage, mild and explicit swearing, alcohol consumption, mild mentions of food

"The Butterfly and the Flower" ~ 1.2K words ☆♡

Summary: This is the story of how Y/N, a social butterfly, fell in love with Spencer Reid, a wallflower.

Content Warning: mentions of partying, mentions of alcohol

"All Over Again" ~ 1.1K words ☆♡

Summary: Just a cute lil blurb about Y/N and Spencer's daughter picking him from the airport after a case.

Content Warning: very mild sexual content (a singular mention of making out) but i think that's it honestly

"Burnt Food" ~ 0.7K words ☆♡

Summary: With Y/N and Spencer's wedding anniversary right around the corner, Spencer is determined to make his wife the most memorable meal she's ever had. However… the dinner ends up being memorable in a way Spencer couldn't have never hoped for less.

Content Warning: mention of food and alcohol, mild sexual content, implied smut at the end but no details

"Snow and Sweet" ~ 1.4K words ♡

Summary: In which a cup of hot cocoa and a slip of the tongue leads to a mistletoe kiss and a love confession.

Content Warning: the tiniest bit of angst because Y/N is lowkey insecure because of Elle, mentions of coffee and hot chocolate, like one (1) swear word, Spencer is autistic but what's new, honestly i think that's it?

"You Give Me Butterflies" ~ 0.7K words ♡

Summary: a cute lil blurb about Spencer and Reader's first kiss :)

Content Warning: mentions of food, a small mention of throwing up but like as a comparison (?), no use of YN

"S. Reid Headcanons, mourning!gf edition"

Summary: A collection of headcanons about his girlfriend mourning the loss of a pet

Content Warning: animal death (no description), very mild swearing, Angst to Fluff

"I Choose You" ~ 1.8K words ☆♡

Summary: What happens when the lowly stable boy, Spencer, and the royalist of princesses, Y/N, fall in love?

Content Warning: explicit language, slightly suggestive if you squint, minor character death sorta, mentions of food, time period appropriate sexism/classism i guess (Reader is expected to get married to a prince), a mild mention of manure

"Left Behind" ~ 1.2K words ☆♤

Summary: When a little wooden box reminds you of all the good memories you share with Spencer, it has him thinking about the possibilities of losing them.

Content Warning: lots of angst, lots of talk about dementia, tiny mention of food, tiny mention of weapons in a joking manner

"Under My Umbrella" ~ 0.8K words ♡

Summary: When the rain starts pouring, everyone's favorite boy genius is there to keep you dry ♡

Content Warning: literally nothing, it's so pure and sweet

"Overnight" ~ 0.8K words ☆♡ fan favorite!

Summary: When Spencer offers to clear out a drawer for Y/N in his dresser, it has him explaining some things he'd been hiding from her.

Series

Content Warning: allusions to sex but nothing in detail, mild mentions of nudity i guess, this whole fic is basically aftercare lol

"Post Prison Lunch Date" ~ 0.9K words ♤♡

Summary: Spencer is having a hard time adjusting to life outside of prison. Luckily, he has you to make it better.

Content Warning: angst to fluff, lots of talk about spencer's time in prison, descriptions of food, lots of crying

"Dating Spencer Reid: Instagram AUs"

Summary: collections of photos this author would post if Spencer Reid was her boyfriend.

Series Warnings: mentions of food, mentions of alcohol, sexual humor, could be more

"ofwilliamandwalter's whumptober 2022"

Summary: A collection of whumpy, mostly hurt/comfort Spencer Reid fics.

Series Warnings: check individual chapters for content warnings on each!

"Soon You'll Get Better" series ~ word count TBD

Summary: When Spencer Reid, a young FBI agent, meets Imogen Sterren, a patient with bipolar disorder, at the Bennington Sanitarium, he realizes that love can be found anywhere—even in a mental health facility

.Series Warnings: fade to black smut (MINORS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND USE YOUR NOGGIN!!) some chapters takes place in hospital, mentions of hospitals, mentions of various medications, in-depth details of panic attacks, swearing (both mild and explicit), food consumption, possibly more?

Aaron Hotchner:

Stand-Alones

"Can't Lose You" ~ 1.8K words ♤

Summary: When Hotch gets attacked during a case and ends up in the hospital, Y/N realizes she can't lose him without telling him about her feelings.

Content Warning: mild swearing, mentions of stabbing and guns, mentions of a hospital, normal CM case related stuff

"Interrupted" ~ 1.6K words ☆♡

Summary: Y/N and Hotch are forced to work on their six month wedding anniversary. Despite being on the job, they're determined to spend some alone time together. Though, it seems as though someone has it out for them, seeing as every time they're alone, someone finds a way to interrupt them.

Content Warning: mentions of rapists (related to the case), mentions of shooting (as a joke), sexual references/humor, very mild swearing

"I Could Get Used to This" ~ 2.4K words ♡

Summary: When Hotch randomly gets called in for a case, the only person around to watch Jack is Y/N, Hotch's new girlfriend. Hotch is hesitant to ask, but Y/N leaps at the opportunity, hoping to get a chance at getting closer to her boyfriend's son.

Content Warning: mentions of shooting (in a child's game)

"A Valentine's Rejection" ~ 0.9K words ♡

Summary: When Jack gets his first rejection the day before Valentine’s Day, Hotch isn't exactly sure how to handle it. Luckily for him, his coworker and girlfriend, Y/N, has seen this before and knows exactly what to say.

Content Warning: mentions of alcohol (no actual consumption), mentions of Haley's death, mentions of reader's husband's death, mentions of serial killers

"Observations" ~ 1.5K words ♡

Summary: When Y/N starts to feel grouchy (and nauseous and hungry), JJ seems to be the only person to put two and two together. When Y/N determines that JJ was correct in assuming that Y/N is indeed pregnant, she begins to worry, but especially about what her boyfriend and coworker Hotch is going to think.

Content Warning: pregnancy related topics, birth control/pregnancy related topics, very mild swearing

"Love and Pasta" ~ 1.3K words ☆♡

Summary: When Jack's kindergarten graduation rolls around, Y/N and Hotch realizes just how much their family is held together by love and pasta.

Content Warning: mentions of food/consumption, alcohol consumption (not by reader), very mild swearing

"The Right Decision" ~ 1.1K words ♡

Summary: When Y/N runs into some old college friends who proceed to bully her asexuality, Y/N begins to wonder if they're right. However, Hotch is right there to debunk their comments.

Content Warning: homophobia/acephobia, mild sexual references, very mild swearing, mentions of food at the end, i think that's it?

"Hungover Sunday" ~ 0.7K words ☆♡

Summary: After a long night of drinking, Hotch and Y/N share a lazy, tired, hungover Sunday together.

Content Warning: mentions of alcohol consumption, mentions of food

"If Loving You Is Wrong" ~ 0.9K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N has a one night stand with her best friend's boss, she realized just how wrong things are. Lucky for her, the man she slept with doesn't want to be right.

Content Warning: sexual themes throughout (no actual smut though), one (1) explicit swear word, light mention of going to a bar, lmk if I missed anything!

"Wrapping Things Up" ~ 1.7K words (Aaron Hotchner x Emily Prentiss) ☆♡

Summary: As the two pack for their engagement party getaway, Hotch jokingly asks Emily if she's sure she wants him to be the only person she has sex with. When she jokingly says no, he's determined to change her mind.

Content Warning: MINORS DNI (somewhat 18+ content), explicit language, almost smut, mentions of the female anatomy, lots of mentions of sex, lmk if i missed anything!

Series

"Love Me Like A Friend" series ~ 13.3K words (Aaron Hotchner x Emily Prentiss) ☆♡♤

Summary: In this turn of events, Aaron Hotchner finds out he has a strange way of taking his mind off of his grief and stresses... that strange way being to distract himself with Emily Prentiss.

Series Warnings: MINORS DNI (16+ content and 18+ content), borderline smut/fade to black smut, sexual references and humor, mentions of various kinks/nicknames, food/alcohol consumption, swearing/explicit language, could be more

Derek Morgan:

Stand-Alones

"Falling Into Fate" ~ 1.8K words ♤♡

Summary: When Y/N offers to be bait for an unsub, she never suspected it would be Derek Morgan who'd end up saving her. She also never suspected that he'd confess his love after doing so.

Content Warning: mentions of phobias (related to the case), mentions of guns (related to the case), mentions of alcohol consumption

"It's Always Been You" ~ 1.2K words ♤

Summary: When Agent Y/N Y/L/N gets injured on the job, Derek Morgan is the one to take care of her afterward. However, neither of them expected that him simply cleaning her wounds would turn into a love confession.

Content Warning: mild swearing, mentions of various weapons, mentions of injuries

"Welcome To The Family" ~ 1.3K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N and Derek Morgan announce their engagement, Rossi leaps at the idea of throwing them an engagement party. Only thing is, Y/N's never met the team before.

Content Warning: sexual humor, alcohol consumption, very mild swearing

"Back To You" ~ 1.7K words ♤

Summary: The team find themselves working a case in Chicago, near where Derek was raised. Unbeknownst to anyone else though, the missing victim just so happens to be Y/N, Derek's ex girlfriend.

Content Warning: very mild swearing, mentions of rape, lowkey torture (?), mentions of guns/shooting, normal Criminal Minds themes

"Holiday in Handcuffs" ~ 1.8K words ☆♡

Summary: Y/N is supposed to be spending her Valentine' Day with Derek Morgan. Only in this tragic turn of events, she finds herself in jail instead.

Content Warning: sexual humor/references

"(S)mother" ~ 0.9K words ♡

Summary: When Derek is away on a two week long case, he immediately comes home to spoil a very pregnant Y/N. However, unbeknownst to the two of them, it would soon be someone else he'd be spoiling.

Content Warning: one use of "Oh, my God."

"Miles" ~ 0.5K words ♡

Summary: When Y/N and Derek can't make a decision on what to name their future son, Derek finds a way for their son to tell them what name he likes best.

Content Warning: none that i can think of

"My Favorite Part" ~ 1.2K words ☆♡

Summary: Y/N would never have thought that sharing a room with Derek on a case would lead to her coming out about her asexuality to him. However, his reaction isn't quite what she'd picture it to be.

Content Warning: mentions of sex, coming out to partner, a mild sexual comment, i think that's it?

"Hiccup" ~ 1.6K words ☆♡

Summary: When Y/N begins decluttering her home, she isn't expecting to find a box filled with her ex-boyfriend, Derek Morgan's belongings. What she really wasn't expecting? For all those old memories, and hiccups, to start dancing around in her head.

Content Warning: mentions of Carl Buford, mentions of food, i think that's it

"The Combined Birthday Party" ~ 2.2K words

Summary: Just a cute lil blurb/imagine to celebrate bestie and Derek's shared birthday :)

Content Warning: food consumption, i think that's it?

Series

series will be found here

Miscellaneous:

Stand-Alones

"Big Heart" (P. Garcia) ~ 1.0K words ☆♡

Summary: In which a blue mug of tea and a boop on the nose leads to a bashful love confession and a big hearted girl accepting it.

Content Warning: mentions of vomiting, mentions of food, one use of "God"

"As The Snow Flutters Down" (E. Prentiss) ~ 0.8K words ☆♡

Summary: Just a cute lil blurb about playing in the snow with Miss Prentiss 🫶🏻

Content Warning: slightly suggestive but not really, mild mention of food, i think that's it

"A Not-So-Happy Birthday" (E. Prentiss) ~ 0.8K words ♤♡

Summary: Somehow, word gets out that it's your birthday, and the response is not at all what you're expecting.

Content Warning: overall angsty, mentions of food, slight family drama but not really, lmk if i missed anything!!

"Night Mama" (E. Prentiss) ~ 0.6K words ☆♡

Summary: Just a cute lil blurb about Emily and her partner as new parents 🫶🏻

Content Warning: very mild swearing, mentions of breastfeeding but nothing in detail, mentions of pregnancy, lmk if I missed anything!!

Series

series will be found here

[remus-starboy]

real

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

[remus-starboy]

Derek: You are what you eat

Spencer: No wonder I'm never enough.

[remus-starboy]

Random text posts I haven’t posted yet

[remus-starboy]

— Louise Glück, from “Timor Mortis.”

[remus-starboy]

real I don't know whats happening ever

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

[remus-starboy]

my favorite cm opening scene of all time. everything about this is perfect from emily getting hit square in the forehead and then wanting to see it again to "physics...magic" to spencer's adorable grinch face to them implying spencer has done this before and to HOTCH SMILING

[remus-starboy]

just two bros talking about women

[remus-starboy]

WHAT THE FUCK MY HEART

hello.

the parallel of emily telling reid that what she loves about him is the fact that he doesn't know how to be anyone else

as she grabs the lauren reynolds file from her safe.

goodbye.

[remus-starboy]

crystal prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

⟣ rose quartz (love) - "i have so much love for you.”

⟣ amethyst (calming) - "hey, hey, just breathe. i've got you now, it's okay."

⟣ citrine (happiness) - "your smile always cheers me up.'

⟣ lapis lazuli (wisdom) - "you always know exactly what to say. thank you."

⟣ honey calcite (confidence) - "if you could see yourself the way i see you, you'd never be insecure about anything ever again."

⟣ tiger’s eye (strength) - "you've been so strong for so long. it's okay to let your guard down now - you’ve more than earned it.”

⟣ jasper (grounding) - "just look at me, right here. you're okay, you're safe, i'm right here with you."

⟣ angelite (communication) - "can we just talk, please?"

⟣ clear quartz (focus) - “just focus on me, okay? don’t think about anything else, just stay here with me.”

⟣ selenite (healing) - “you’re becoming yourself again. it mightn’t feel like it yet, but i can see it in you.”

⟣ carnelian (creativity) - “i love how your brain works.”

⟣ green aventurine (luck) - “how on earth did i ever get this lucky?”

⟣ garnet (passion) - “i know i say it a lot, but i really do adore you.”

⟣ blue lace agate (physical healing) - “hey, don’t you think you should take a break? the doctor warned you about what would happen if you over-exerted yourself.”

⟣ calcite (energising) - “come on, this is the whole point of running! just a few more kilometres, then we can stop for a break.”

⟣ malachite (cleansing) - “you shouldn’t feel guilty for making room for better things in your life.”

⟣ peridot (happiness) - “i didn’t know someone else’s joy could make me feel so happy.”

⟣ sodalite (harmony) - “i really can’t imagine going through life without you.”

⟣ sunstone (protection) - “if anything happens to them, i’m coming for you.”

⟣ green tourmaline (heart healer) - “i never thought i’d love someone like this again.”

⟣ unakite (emotional support) - “if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, i’m right here.”

⟣ moonstone (new beginnings) - “i can’t wait to start my life with you.”

[remus-starboy]

JJ: Why are you sad?

Spencer: i don’t know.

JJ: So just for no reason?

Spencer: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons i’m just not sure which it is this time. 

[remus-starboy]

Prompts :)

Hellooooooo! Here’s a list of prompts in case you’d like to request but you don’t know what! OR if you’re a writer as well and you need some inspiration!

I will be adding more all the time

I want him to look at me like this—

ANYWAY HERE YOU GOOOOOO

Dialogue prompts

Fluff

1 - "Just give me your damn hand."

2 - "Why is it that I know everything about you?"

3 - "You did not just eat the last dorito."

4 - "I really like playing with your hair!"

5 - "How many laws did we just break?"

6 - "I don't give piggyback rides to just anyone."

7 - "Stay behind me."

8 - "Don't move! You're gonna break it!"

9 - "Hey! No double dipping!"

10 - "Just kiss me already!"

11 - "If we get caught kissing, we're dead."

12 - "I just cant see myself ever living without you."

13 - ""I've never felt this way before, and truthfully it scares me. But, the idea of never trying scares me even more."

14 - "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"

15 - "No matter how much time we've spent apart, I never stopped loving you."

16 - "I can braid your hair for you- I mean, only if you want."

17 - "Don't go on that date." "Why?" "You know why." "Say it."

18 - "What are you doing here?" "I wanted to see if you were okay."

19 - “You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

20 - “Next problem… we might die."

21 - "...Did you just sniff me?"

22 - "You're bleeding." "No shit."

23 - "Close your eyes and hold out your hand."

24 - "Where are we going?" "It's a surprise." "I hope the surprise involves food."

25 - "I can't stand you!" "Then sit down."

26 - “I am nothing if not consistent.” “Yeah, a consistent pain in my ass.”

27 - "What happened to your hand?" "I hit my hand on something." "On what?" "Your ex's face."

28 - "I heard that!" "You were supposed to!"

29 - "I've been thinking-" "Uh-oh"

30 - “For the most part, I am, in fact, an idiot. But I fully admit to it, which should count for something.”

31 - "Why are you creeping outside my bedroom window?!" "I thought it would be romantic if I climbed up here." "You gave me a heart-attack!"

32 - "I hate that I let you convince me to do this"

33 - "You said you wouldn't fall in love with me." "I lied."

34 - "Let me take care of things for once, alright?"

35 - “Are you flirting with me?”

36 - “if you cry, i’ll cry ─ and that won’t be fun for anyone.”

37 - “you cancelled plans for me?”

38 - “my lipgloss is all over your lips.”

39 - “you ramble and it’s adorable.”

40 - “nothing else matters except for you.”

41 - “You’re such an idiot. my idiot but still.”

42 - “that’s the sixth time you’ve complimented me today.”

43 - “have you ever thought about how much worse our lives would be without each other?”

44 - "my mom would hate you."

45 - "All I've ever wanted was a place to belong. Somewhere I could call home. And you gave me that. Because you are my home."

46 - “Are you… jealous?”

47 - “‘Cause you’re pretty, and you’re smart and you’re... ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type.”

48 - “Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”

49 - “You look...“ “Ridiculous? Stupid? Out of place?” “Beautiful.”

50 - “Alright— where’s the idiot?” “Uh... I’m here.” “Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.”

51 - "Sleep over? Please?"

52 - "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."

53 - "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."

54 - "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."

55 - "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

56 - "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."

57 - "What did you break this time?"

58 - “Okay, well if you’re leaving me for the day then the least you can do is give me a hug before you go.” “I’ll do you one better and give you a hug and a few kisses.” 

59 - “And I thought you were whiney when you weren’t sick!”

60 - “You’ll either take this medicine or I’ll lock you in your room until you’re better.”

Angst/Emotional

61 - “And that makes it okay?”

62 - “We’re you trying to destroy us?”

63 - “When did you stop loving me?”

64 - I’m tired of you telling me that everything’s going to be okay

65 - "Wake up. You have to wake up. Please. For me."

66 - "Forget it. Just like you forget everything else."

67 - "Whats the point in trying if only one of us is willing to?"

68 - “Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you still love me.”

69 - “You weren’t there...why weren’t you there? I needed you! I needed you! And you weren't there!”

70 - “All I wanted was a happy ending.”

71 - "You said you wouldn't leave, and then you did."

72 - "This is the third time you've broken a promise to me, I'm starting to think you are doing it on purpose."

73 - "Whatever you do, do not close your eyes."

74 - "For once in your life, do what you want! Be selfish!"

75 - “I would give up everything for the chance to hear your laugh again. To see you smile. To see you happy."

76 - "I always said I'd die for you." "I didn't think you meant literally."

78 - “You would risk letting all those people die for one person? Why?” “Because it’s not just one person…it’s you.”

79 - "I know you're tired, but you have to stay awake."

80 - "Shh, shh. It's all right-I got you. I got you. Don't fight it, just sleep. There you go. Just sleep now,"

81 - “It’s not like I wanted it to happen!”

82 - "I... I really gotta go-"

83 - "Go. Away. Do something right at least once!"

84 - "You forgot me again." "I could never forget you-" "Yeah, but you did."

85 - “Fine! Get yourself killed! See if I care!”

86 - “I said fuck off!”

87 - "You really wanna fo this now!? In front of them!?"

88 - "Baby, we don't stand a chance. It's sad but it's true."

89 - "They'll never love you like I can."

90 - "I always thought you would try everything before you gave up on us but I guess I was wrong."

91 - "You’ve changed, you’re not the person I fell in love with, you are not a person I can love."

92 - "You didn’t say goodbye, you left a fucking note and thought ‘this will be good enough.’"

93 - "I thought we were in love,  turns out I was just fucking delusional." 

94 - "You knew it would hurt me and you still did it."

95 - "I know what I said, I was fucking lying."

96 - "I hate playing these games with you."

97 - "Be very careful with what you say next."

98 - "I’m really sick of your glass-half-empty attitude-" "Well, I'm sick of you."

99 - "We’re finally getting somewhere and you want to stop?"

100 - "I open up to you and you shut me out." "Because I can't handle your incessant whining!"

Scenario prompts

Fluff

101 - Looking around for the shirt they left at their house; only to find it in a drawer with other clothes and items they've left.

102 - Realizing they were holding hands the entire time the moment they had to let go. (after getting scared, nervous, frightened, etc.)

103 - A game of 20 questions that ends with "Can I kiss you?"

104 - Walking together and it starts to rain, so they grab your hand and you start running until you can find somewhere to escape getting wet.

105 - As they begin to fall asleep, they feel a gentle kiss pressed to their temple and a blanket draped over them.

106 - Getting stuck at the top of the Ferris Wheel.

107 - Holding hands underneath the table.

108 - Her/him teaching her/him  to ice skate/roller skate.

109 - They refuse to leave so they pick you up and throw them over their shoulder.

110 - Shielding the other with their body to save/protect them.

111 - Get locked in somewhere together.

112 - Fall asleep in same bed, on opposite sides, wake up in each others arms.

113 - Pillow talk

114 - Watching a sad movie and they hear their s/o sniffling. They grab s/o's hand for comfort.

115 - They find a love note in s/o's drawer addresses to them

116 - Valentines day

117 - she catches him staring at her, with the most longing look she's ever seen

118 - it's her birthday and S/o has a huge surprise for her

119 - S/o drags her to a party and makes it known that she is his.

120 - She and her boyfriend babysit her little sister

121 - Christmas eve/day

122 - taking a photo of the smiling or in their element

123 - small kisses littered across the other’s face

124 - tracing one person’s lips with a finger before tilting their chin up for a kiss

125 - kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height equality

126 - avoiding each other at all cost, yet somehow ending up together and kissing

127 - she bites him playfully and he looks like the most betrayed person in the world

128 - She pulls him over to her by his belt loop

129 - kisses in which, they've already said goodbye but can't help stealing another one

130 - tending to their lover's wound, placing a kiss on top of their head, grateful they're still alive

131 - the minutes after they had a huge fight and made up

132 - holding hands while sleeping

133 - when they haven’t seen each other for a while and all this time they’ve been trying to stay strong, but when they reunite, they crash into each other’s arms, and completely breakdown

134 - when a character is falling in love, and their love interest is making them smile, and they’re flustered, blushing, in such a happy state of mind that they look to the ground, trying to hide their burning red cheeks 

135 -  tracing a finger across their lover's scar

136 - kissing their lover when they ask why they've been avoiding them, not realizing it's because they're jealous that they've been hanging out with another potential love interest

137 - solid eye-contact, then *gaze drops to lips*

138 -  tying their lover's tie

139 - agreeing to sleep in separate beds but ending up sneaking into each other's to snuggle

140 - After a rough fight, she tends to his wounds

Dialogue [this is all over the place and I'll fix it later so sorry!]

Smut prompts

141 - “ten? i only need five.”

142 - “that was the prettiest sound i’ve ever heard.”

143 - “are you doing that on purpose?”

144 - “keep quiet or someone’ll hear.”

145 - "now this is something that your dad would kill me for."

146 - “lipstick’s a good look on you.”

147 - “this isn’t what i had in mind when i yelled fuck you.”

148 - “i thought your laugh was the prettiest sound in the world. i was wrong, it's your moans.”

149 - "right now? They're in the next room!"

150 - "Why don't you prove to me that your mouth can do more than talk shit."

151 - "is this your first time?"

152 - “as beautiful as you look, all i want to do is rip that dress off right now.”

153 - “Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.”

154 - “If we get caught, I’m blaming you”

155 - "You saw me naked!”

156 - “Can you guys just fuck already?” ~ third party

157 - “don’t worry i’ll take care of you”

158 - “i don’t feel like sleeping”

159 - “why don’t we move this to the bed”

160 - “this feels dirty” “that's because it is”

Fluff

161 - "what do you think our kids would be like?"

162 - "I can't breathe without you so don't go."

163 - "kiss me like you love me."

164 - "bite me... ow!" "What? You told me to!"

165 - "I want to marry you someday."

166 - "Why do we always end up in bed after we kiss?"

167 - "we can do whatever you want just as long as it's together."

168 - "Stop trying to eat the food before its done!"

169 - "Are you flirting with me?" "... you notice now after three years?"

170 - "You're so dumb" *loving/pining look*

171 - "I will never not love you."

172 - "You don't even have to love me back. I just want you to know that i think about you every second of every day because I love you."

173 - "that look won't work this time!" "*gives them the look*" "shit."

174 - “would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest.”   “honestly? yes. do i care? no.”

175 - “just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn’t, like, mean anything, by the way. not in that way, at least. unless you want it to mean something. i don’t mind. that’s cool.”

176 - "I'm scared." "Me too but that doesn't mean I'll run away. Unless you wanna run- do you wanna run?" "RUN!"

177 - "Let me help."

178 - "Please don't look at me like that. I'll never leave this house."

179 - "did you just wink at me?" "w-what? N-no! A bug flew in my eye!" "Yeah sure."

180 - "wherever you go, I'm there. Just say the word."

More scenarios!!

181 - not liking any of the other’s previous partners and finally admitting the reason is because they were jealous or being accused of being jealous

182 - dreaming about the friend in a romantic way

183 - neither of the two caring much for valentine’s day, but being dragged out for a double date with friends