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sorry for the absence/delay on replies! been super busy lately

but i’m not doing much today so i’ll be here to do things!

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❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜

Ren squinted from his place on the floor across from Alex, wondering if he’d heard that correctly or if he was just hearing things now. Both were plausible, but even through the haze, he knew it was Alex who’d said something like...that.

Still, he chuckled for a good minute before lazily pointing at his best friend.

“Alex....Alex..... You know I love you, but, like-- and hear me out on this-- never say that ever again.”

#friends who get high together stay together #drugs tw #non-ca #truthorslap

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

#perfect #.meme sunday #will answer when i get home!

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{Prelude} Motherlode.

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moth·er lode

the principal vein or lode of a region.

a principal source or supply.

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#well u know what this means

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Stoned Ren is the best.

#tag later #drugs tw

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Ren just kind of stares for a moment before a grin stretches his features. he knows full well that this joke is going to fly right over the other’s head, but-- that just made it more fun in his professional opinion.

“Back at it again with the brown beanie!”

Jonas jumps. Jesus F. Christ.

He whips around and glares at Ren. “What do you want?”

Oblivious, is he, to the meme-storm about to blow him over.

#oxenfreehim #jonas o2

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@oxenfreehim

there was only one way to approach Jonas.

okay, no, there were multiple ways, but this was the only fun way and Ren didn’t want to feel down in the dumps. besides, it was always amusing to ruffle Jonas’s feathers.

taking a deep breath, he falls into step behind Jonas and proudly exclaims:

“DAAAAMN JONAS.”

#oxenfreehim #jonas o2 #get memed on

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“I dunno, man. I’m kind of inclined to believe Alex on this one. What’s his alarm? Evanesence? Wake me up inside....”

because what better way was there to insert himself into a serious dilemma than with some humor? he’s relieved to see them-- really, he is. he just...for some reason, isn’t as overjoyed as he should’ve been. thus, he doesn’t reach out for a hug or any other sort of contact, just smiles that goofy grin and rubs the back of his neck.

“Boy are you two a sight for sore eyes. Lemme tell you, if getting off the island was just some fever dream and now we’re stuck in another supernatural shit-hole, I’m gonna be kinda peeved.”

he pauses, glancing between Alex and Jonas.

“No sign of ghosts though... Yet.”

@oxenfreeher --> @oxenfreehim

electric boogaloo pt.2: hell edition.

This all had to be some whacked out fever dream. Funny, really. She didn’t remember coming down with an illness as of late. Not that she could recall of course. Maybe she ignored a “Caution! Wet Floor!” sign and hadn’t even realized it. Or this could be a nightmare! She always did have some tripped out dreams after Ren would share a little “magic” with her. Or perhaps … Well, hold on a minute. As much as she didn’t like to think about it, and as much as she did her best to forget– 

They just went through a night of absolute madness not too long ago, didn’t they? Practically leaping through time to getting possessed by some angry spirits who didn’t so much appreciate fancy mugs dedicated in their honor. How could she ever rule out the whole inter-dimensional space and time travel shindig? Anything could be possible at this point. It’s as though she had opened a dangerous gateway into the twilight zone. Except this wasn’t as painfully cliche… Or in black and white, for that matter. 

No. This was very much real. 

Alex doesn’t waste any time listening to the cheesehead on the television screen. Everything from her temples to her chest pound with anticipation, keeping her falsified cool as she casually slips out the doors of the facility. Alright, okay. So here she was, stranded in a foreign world with nothing to her name nor anyone to rely on. A subconscious pat to her pockets (oh, great) caused her to sigh out of frustration, stopping in her tracks to put her hands on her hips with a disgruntled expression. 

“Noooo problem Alex. This is all fine! You just ate some bad dessert before bed. You’re probably gonna wake up to Jonas’ edgy radio alarm clock in the morning, and you’ll be fine.” Aaaand now she was talking to herself. In the middle of the sidewalk. 

Amazing. 

@oxenfreehim > @renisode

#oxenfreeher #alex o1 #oxenfreehim #jonas o1 #:^)

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Hey, are you comfortable interacting/being followed by an oxen rpblog unaffiliated with the group? Thought I'd ask before making any moves. :) Thanks!

hope you don’t mind me answering this publicly!

i’m totally fine interacting with indies! however, since I am affiliated with a group, replies to my group members will take precedence!

#i'm excited to see there's oxenfree indies !! #.ooc #shyfidelity

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this probably happened a million times

#gets me every time #tag later

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@whyamisweaty

he stares down at his open, empty backpack like something will miraculously show up inside if he peers at it long enough. that’d be a cool superpower, he thinks, but his frustration and bewilderment at his current situation wins over stray thoughts. man... he had some good shit in that backpack!

speaking to no one in particular, he spews some complaints, though his tone  sounds more inconvenienced than like someone who was just kidnapped and taken to another world.

“So they-- they abduct you like something from some B movie and they take your stuff? That’s just inconsiderate.”

#whyamisweaty #dipper o1 #priorities ren

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daaaaaamn ren back at it again with those magic brownies

coughs. so, rp ad here! if you wanna interact with a hecking nerd who doesn’t know how to turn down, just like this post! cap is 3 for now, cast mates exempt of course.

also, if you wanna plot, just hop in my askbox or IM me!

#ca rp ad #i love this memelord #oh yeah i'll probably get to these tomorrow !! #i'm super sleepy atm

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oxenfree

#.so it goes