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smoooochiieeesssss!

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from this post, couldn't resist. the narrative foils in this story are just so Juicy.

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husband: are you drawing gay sword wizards kissing again? me: I AM PROVIDING AN IMPORTANT SERVICE TO MY COMMUNITY 😤

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WWX at 15-16: *gets bored and wanders off to find his own night hunt because he’s a gremlin*

WWX after resurrection: THESE BABIES ARE TOO WITTLE TO BE ON A NIGHT HUNT IDK IF ITS A GROUP OF 20 THEY ARE INFANTS IM GONNA SCREAM-

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian #he’s so protective of the juniors lol #juniors

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Nie Huaisang: Have you seen Wei Wuxian around here lately? Jiang Cheng: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Nie Huaisang: It looks fine to me. Jiang Cheng: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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When you were having a nice nap for 13 years but then suddenly someone wakes you up telling you to go to work

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He felt it in his prostate actually, it’s why he’s always ready for Lan Wangji

when did wei wuxian learn how to play the flute

like lwj spent years learning how to play the guqin

did wwx practice flute at some point or did he just pick it up and know how to play it by feeling where the notes go in his balls or what

#yes I know this is a shitpost op I respect your right to the bit #I feel sad when people correct my shitposts too

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Lotus pier

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Favorite adderall review

#Wei Wuxian

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People really be calling him Wei Ying in posts (I’ve probably done this myself and should be punished accordingly) but THEY AINT KNOW HIM LIKE THAT HE GAVE YOU NO PERMISSION THATS WEI WUXIAN TO YOU OMFG

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian

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Imagine you're Lan Xichen. You've spent the past decade+ worrying about your younger brother who, according to your own perspective on things, fell wildly in love with an evil heretic cultivator, kinda betrayed your sect for him, got punished within an inch of his life by your elders, and spent subsequent years in mourning when said evil heretic cultivator got killed.

You're starting to think that your brother is never going to get over this, is always going to be holding onto a certain amount of grief and anger and lonesome distance.

But then one day, he brings another guy home! And, yes, this guy is not perfect either. He's also a heretic cultivator and a notorious lunatic, who is in a bad position with your own situationship. But! Maybe Wangji is finally starting to move on? Even if his bad taste persists, this one is at least more manageable. How fortuitous that your stubborn, obsessive brother should finally find a new yeah no that's Wei Wuxian, isn't it?

It's just Wei Wuxian again.

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Wei Wuxian: Hey class, welcome to my unboxing seminar *holds up a crow bar* let’s get right to it. *starts prying open a coffin*

Lan Sizhui: 👁️👄👁️

Lan Jingyi: 🤢

Jin Ling: 👁️👄👁️

Ouyang Zizhen: 😳

Wei Wuxian: *gets coffin open* …hey, I think I know this guy?

Jin Ling: *comes over with Sizhui while the other juniors cry* he ain’t got no head. You know this guy based off his abs?

Lan Sizhui: He’s also not wearing any pants :/

Wei Wuxian: Well, okay, listen, just wait a second, I just- what I MEANT WAS-

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #wei wuxian #juniors #junior quartet #yes they are being corrupted by uncle idiot #yi city arc #calm down wei Ying your homogay is showing #nie mingjue

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Jiang Yanli: Who are you playing with, Xianxian?

Wei Wuxian: Wen Ning.

Jiang Cheng: *rounds the corner of the hall and finds a chain wrapped fierce corpse* Ahh, who are you?!?

Wen Ning: I’m Wen Ning.

Jiang Yanli: He’s Wen Ning. He’s Xianxian’s friend.

Jiang Cheng: oh my god

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #wen Ning #Im Amanda Im six #WWX is painting his nails and brushing his hair

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#Jiang Cheng #but about WWX

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Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

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Sizhui hugs Lan Wangji with enthusiasm and nuzzles into him and makes happy bunny noises. Lan Wangji is very reserved and careful not to hurt his bunny as he hugs him back. He is so very small but bunnies are fragile and need to be held with care.

Meanwhile, Sizhui hugs Wei Wuxian with shy little smiles and is reserved, unsure that Wei Wuxian will want his hugs because they’ve been apart so long, but Wei Wuxian returns them with squeezy hugs and nuzzles his hair and calls him his sweet little radish and now Sizhui is shy because he’s so happy and melty and sweet. He’s just a quiet little radish.

They love him so so so very much, and he loves them so so so very much.

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #lan wangji #they have a son #he has two dads

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MXTX protags my beloved. Prettyboy table for the win

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