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Know When to Walk
Know When to Walk
I landed back in my former small town a week ago to do some house-sitting for a friend. In the same bar where I landed the 36 year-old babe, a nice looking latin woman came in. She was acceptable. A little pudgy but good for a go. An acquaintance and I were sitting a few seats away from her as the band that was supposed to start playing at 7 was out back pot-enhancing their performance. The…
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Diversity Is Less Than A Problem Than Average Idiocy
Diversity Is Less Than A Problem Than Average Idiocy
The US is so racist its socialized anti-racism is racist. The ridiculous title of Chief Diversity Officer is the epitome of national insecurity and counter-racism racism. There is zero diversity in this blatant overhead “job function”. To get this job, you must be female or some at least some shade of tan to extremely tan if male. These are humans with the innate sense of racial justice that will…
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Online Profile Stages
I am hot and fun
Check me out! OMG I am so fucking hot. I am really about a 6 but the filters crank me up to at least an 8. My personality makes me a 9. I don’t want to seem arrogant and call myself a 10 because I totes down to earth. Ha! Are we still saying “totes”? I am so random! I influence the hell out of everything. Look at my ass! Here’s my ass in exotic places. I have professional…
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American International White Knight Chumps
American International White Knight Chumps
The Brazilian woman and I are still talking. It’s been 3 months. Fuck if I know what the hell is wrong with Brazilian men. There are shit tons of these assholes and all I hear about from Brazilian women is that they suck to date and marry. Compared to American men they are basically characterized as having too much machismo. This is a problem for American men because in general American men would…
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Dumb AmeriCunt #1
Nancy Pelosi is probably the dumbest bitch that has ever walked the earth. This idiot spews shit out of her mouth that so ridiculous that you wonder if she even believes it. I won’t go into detail about her former statements. They speak for themselves but here’s her new revelation concerning the death of Colin Powell.
“The sad loss of Colin Powell is another sad indication of the devastating…
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Fuck Yeah! Dave is Awesome!
Fuck Yeah! Dave is Awesome!
Dave is my OkCupid fake dude and he rocks. He racks up the Likes. What’s not to love about Dave? He is trilingual. He is an entrepreneur with a boat. Even better he is an entrepreneur who sold off his business and has a boat. A fucking boat! Yay boat. It is a sailboat though. Dave needs a faster boat. Young women are like dogs in cars. They like their hair blowing around. Dave needs a fast boat…
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Disturbing news
There is something egging on my brain about the Brazilian. Things are amiss. The need for love is strong in her. Everyone loves to be loved. No harm there, right? But what comes first the need for love or the need for provisioning?
When a man hears that a woman loves him he thinks in terms of a man. He thinks of his buddies but with boobs and vaginas that he can play with. He thinks in terms of…
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The Mask Is Back!
The Mask Is Back!
Yay! The county idiots who impose health from their government pedestals have declared that the mask is mandatory again. It virtually did nothing the last time so let’s do it again! I have an untested theory that the mask really did nothing the last time not because it doesn’t filter but that in no time in history has the mass of the populace been touching their faces so much as to fuck with…
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Goals
Setting goals is total bullshit if these goals involve what you want from life involving any sort of permission from other people. For instance, I would like to take a soul crushing corporate job within a company. I have 20 years of doing what I do for companies as a consultant. I have sent hundreds of resumes. I have had less than 10 interviews. In a corporate job the vast majority of people…
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The Best Lay Plan
The Best Lay Plan
A logical move was made. I ditched my white bread-assed town and moved to Boulder. This was a strategic move. The chicks in the little town are in short supply. Anyone worth a poke was a psychological train wreck. There were a few undiscovered possibilities but not enough to stick around. So the plan was hatched to move to a city with a higher supply of possibilities. If you want to spend time…
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Inspiration
Since the addition of the Brazilian into my life I have lost inspiration for writing about women on this blog. Apparently I really enjoy writing about being annoyed. Currently I am not annoyed. This Brazilian woman is the best I have ever known. I assume the inspiration issue is temporary. For me, the Brazilian is not.
She is a wonderful woman. With every American woman I have ever been with, I…
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Erasing Oneitis with Oneitis
Erasing Oneitis with Oneitis
The Onetitis girl from the last few posts has been NEXTed and true to the laws of attraction is showing interest again. Slight interest but more than the last few weeks when she went cold on me.
She was NEXTed for an online relationship with a Brazilian. I like Brazilians. I specifically like this Brazilian. Ironically the Brazilian is more available than the local girl. She is certainly more…
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The Final Act?
When I am into a woman and the relationship is not going somewhere, I have a tough time letting her go especially when she keeps giving me hints of interest. This is a serious weakness of mine. Any positive bit of attention she can give me pumps hope back into me that we will better and together. It’s my latent Oneitis issue bubbling under the surface.
Women are just plain better at dumping me…
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Why Do I Like This Girl?
Why Do I Like This Girl?
I just woke up with this question plaguing my brain. Liking her makes no rational sense. Other than fucking me twice, she has done little to make me genuinely like her in the last week. The vibe is totally different. She is distant, self-centered and generally not very nice to me. When she wants to be around me, she blows rules out of the water then turns 180 degrees and makes hypocritical…
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LTR or LTB?
If you read my post The One(itis) and Done?, this is sort of an update.
Men like to talk about relationships especially single men. We have a built-in system of shaming our friends for becoming too whiney and supplicating on one particular woman. We don’t like our friends to become pussies and have little patience for it. However, constructive general and theoretical conversations on…
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The One(itis) and Done?
The One(itis) and Done?
In the last week, I had a torridly amorous love session with a sweet and beautiful single mother of two boys. She’s from the social circle here in town. She doesn’t live here but co-owns a little shop where she works part-time.
We have been acquainted and social for around 2 months if that. No real deep conversations and no real connection until recently. Now there is that underlying complexity…
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Salsa and Crackers
My piss-ant, cracker-assed, overly-indulged, overly-entitled upper middle class town had a salsa dance thing outside of a bar last night.
I have learned that dancing non-stop in Mexico for a year does not qualify me to dance with gringas specifically a liberal up-tight post menopausal crackerette gringa.
She seemed pretty cute, certainly doable for a divorced guy who likes women. I came up with…
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