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first week at my new job and got a concussion after fainting from blood loss from a FINGER cut ! at least now i don’t gotta tell them they’re already giving me headaches
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What If...? Season 2 Episode 3: "What If… Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?"
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WAIT SAY SIKE RN !!!!!! tell me how there’s a whole new season of what if? that went completely off my radar???? am i bugging or did marvel not do any promos at all
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love to act offended when ppl say “bye” before going home for holiday instead of “merry christmas” as if i, a hindu, celebrates christmas
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tmi but im in my post-relationship rebound phase right and i was on a date with guy #1 keeping it super lowkey etc so tell me why TELL ME WHYYYY guy #2 texted me this
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so funny when new ppl follow me like babey what new content are u expecting from an account that says hiatus
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new guy at work yest was like “do u wanna see my son ☺️” and im like yeah sure even though i couldnt care less abt his offspring and man pulled up a photo album on his phone of a snake in several stages of its life starting from breaking out of its shell to eating a dead mouse
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would 100% recommend the bear bcs i was so invested in the kitchen world i slept with my head chef
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great episode but loki … 7/10 on your fit those shoes gave me the ick
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tell me WHY this jp morgan finance bro keeps texting me…. yea i guess u count money but im counting ur embarrassing number of texts…
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so the handcuffs for my halloween costume arrived while i was mid-dinner, obvs i tried them out on one hand to check for comfort and then got carried away with dinner. cut to flatmate getting home from work to see me having dinner with handcuffs on. how do i explain that
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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
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