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rhyolight · 4 hours
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What he says: im fine
What he means: in Toy Story 2 Woody is treated as the rarest of the toys from Woody’s Roundup when he’s the main character of the show. That would mean he would have had a higher production number than any of his costars, and in fact probably would have been made for the longest and earliest of the toy line. Stinky Pete, by being the fan unfavorite, must have had a smaller run, and less of his toys would have survived in the 50s as kids would have needlessly damaged or destroyed him making him the rarest of the group and Woody the most common. If anything, the plot of Toy Story 2 should have revolved around Al stealing Woody’s hat as it would have been the item most sought after by collectors as it’s easily lost and not attached to an otherwise common doll. Fundamentally, Al’s apartment should have been littered with Woody dolls in various states of damage, all missing hats and maybe a handful of decent condition Woody dolls needing a hat while Stinky Pete is the rarest and most expensive as a collectors item.
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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if i hear a tiktok audio on the train coming from your phone, it is my right to confiscate your device. pay my ransom and i won’t throw it onto the tracks.
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Haunted? Oh no that’s Jennifer she’s just at 60% opacity today
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In love with this
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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. 
“Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?” A girl raised her hand and asked,
“To draw out all his savings?”
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Rich people showers
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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Goncharov is trending because it's a slow day and the pornbots started using it. Then people were like 'lol Goncharov is back!'
There, now you don't have to investigate it yourself.
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....I love you Icepick Joe ♥️
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rhyolight · 4 hours
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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
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@bone-marreaux
please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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