rice-pudding-slaps

[rice-pudding-slaps]

clowny doodle from a while back which i never posted

#CHEWINF HIM LIKE A SQUAKY TOY

[rice-pudding-slaps]

marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

[rice-pudding-slaps]

[rice-pudding-slaps]

a post even a mutual couldn't love

[rice-pudding-slaps]

[Utena] a single perpetual motion machine

#oh this fucks

[rice-pudding-slaps]

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

[rice-pudding-slaps]

she

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Some skimbles I snatched off of Kane Verrall’s Instagram story from like an hour ago

[rice-pudding-slaps]

[rice-pudding-slaps]

you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

#TRUEEEEEEEE

[rice-pudding-slaps]

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

[rice-pudding-slaps]

hello, i love your art! the way you use colours is just so lovely and if requests are still ok, may i request an etcetera or maybe an electra :D

I LOV YOU ETCETERAAA

(reference under the cut because she looks soo cute)

#Oh i want to eat this one like a cracker

[rice-pudding-slaps]

My therapist: "Don't worry, unfinished Warsaw Skimble isn't real. He can't hurt you"

Unfinished Warsaw Skimble:

#nightmare fuel

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Moments of Happiness practice from Teresa Rojas' Instagram Story!

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Watching Cats (2019) DvD Commentary

Thoughts as I watch:

Tom is literally basing this entire movie on the one time he saw Cats in 1981 when he was 8 years old

He called the movie a coming of age film about Victoria meeting characters that effect her and that Tugger represents the sin of lust (yes I am laughing)

He said abandoned three times in a row to describe Grizabella

Tom made up the thing about Grizabella used to be with Macavity happened because he wanted to cut out the idea that she was a prostitute

Has Bustopher eat trash because he thought that's what cats would be more interested in

The pause in Bustopher Jones when he says to gather the cats is a meta joke about the cats actually being people

The food was CGI

"Sees the implication of his unchecked appetites" in reference to Victoria and Bustopher Jones

Hooper brought his niece and nephew to set to play on the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer set

He keeps insisting that there is a learning and growing arc for Victoria, but I have no idea what he's talking about

He has barely talked about the characters as actual characters and mostly just talks about how great it is to work with famous celebrity number five or how they're symbolical. I think he's making things up at this point

He added the love story because he thought Misto trying to figure out how to be a magician was a good parallel with Victoria's story of finding herself

Originally the first barge scene was longer with a lot of improv from James and Rebel as Growltiger went on

"Robbie Fairchild is brilliant" that is the only thing Tom said that makes sense

This man really said "women can be the god of cats in 2019"

Judie and Ian were the ones to decide that Gus and Old D had a thing...well at least they followed the pattern of cats actors making weird decisions for their characters

I've come to the conclusion that Tom chose his cast based on which famous actors he's always wanted to work with

Tom has no idea how to describe choreography...just like how he has no idea how to film it

Giving Victoria a solo to sing was ALW's idea

He thinks the call and response of Beautiful Ghosts and Memory is brilliant and doesn't understand how he fucked that up

They almost cut "Moments of Hapiness"

He keeps talking about how great this film is for women, but where is Demeter sir!

He didn't know that it's Jellylorum that sings Gus' song and because Ian couldn't tell what the relationship between the two was he cut out her singing it for him

He talks about the advantage of mixing the CGI with the practical clothing, and I'm like, you know what would be even better? No CGI!

I don't know who's playing Bomba, but she was the first person to be cast in Cats

He said that he thinks Macavity works better as a solo and it didn't need to be a duet...I have never felt more like murder in my whole life

Taylor Swifts dad gave him the idea for the catnip

He likes the idea of Macavity being evil yet still plays by the rules...why?

He's talking about the changes from the musical to Mr Mistoffelees, and boy is he not bringing up that Tugger is the one that sings the number

Talks about community like there was any in this movie

This man has no idea who Jemima/Sillabub is, does he?

He finally mentioned Mette Towley as Cassandra at least. Recognize that she's the best character in this film goddamit!

Apparently Munkustrap was supposed to be learning about leading this whole film...wat

Apparently he watched the 98 film several times while writing the script...and yet this movie is straight

I'm not watching the commentary for the end credits. Fuck I hate this man

#oh i am infiuriated I feel like murdering a man today #cats 2019 negativity

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic!

#memememe #i looooooove doing research and writing paper #until i have to do it #is like writing fics #i love it until i dont

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Moments of Happiness practice from Teresa Rojas' Instagram Story!

#cats the musical #Cats Santiago 2024