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hey its okay.....

.....kosher for pesach dinosaur chickie nuggies

#WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON THESE

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#pesach #tail

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i have one but saying i use it feels generous lol #i can probably count on 1 hand the times i have used it in the past 10 years

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#let john fuck communism !!! #ling lang

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Um, actually it says in the rules that if Moses doesn’t come down from the mountain in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to make a golden idol. :///

#Passover memes #pesach

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Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

#passover #judaism #passover memes

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Everyone is constantly "coming of age." There is no point at which you are done. You are not a cake.

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sorry we mistook your boyfriend for a cinnamon roll and we sold him with the chametz. yeah it's just a temporary agreement, you can have him back in eight days. he'll be okay he's safe in a locked cabinet with the pasta

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x

#tail

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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

#i just had one of my big 10s #and it was rather anticlimactic lol #i feel very indifferent to the next one #in part bc its 8 years away

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Charles Frederick Tunnicliffe - Seven Avocets

#tail

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melons 🍈

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*Speak = speak out loud or sign, not write. So if you only speak German at work/school/home/with friends, vote 1 even if you're blogging in English all day.

#usually 2 #but occasional smattering of others

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#7 and i have plans for 2 more #but no money yet lol