riddlemethiswilliam
I'm addicted to words and they're useless...
Name is Smokey/Smokestack, etc. Pansexual. Bpd. Bipolar. INFP. I live for FOB, TØP, and MGK. I breathe music; am addicted to words, and write fanfiction/RPs for days. Always need to smoke a blunt. Future film director. Currently 1st AC on set. Independent Photographer. Jam the bass. And now the Ukelele, ayyy!
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FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything
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[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]
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One time I listened to a band and now I’m broke
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Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer
I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it
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*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
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love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work
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I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
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i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps
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Listen. Ken does not say “cause we’re boyfriend and girlfriend”. Ken says “cause we’re boyfriend girlfriend” like an eight year girl who is so excited about this development in her story that she is skipping over words.
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whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair
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At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever
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