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this is peer pressure, follow @underestimatedheroine because they are, no fucking joke, the best friend of all time & i love them:)

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alright so @underestimatedheroine is making me emo with their headcanons✨

Depressing TUA Headcanons

Luther and Vanya were best friends as little kids, until Reginald drilled into Luther’s head that Vanya was bad

Diego is afraid of needles because whenever he sees needles he thinks of Klaus doing drugs and overdosing

Five spent years searching for Vanya’s body, and hung around the manor because he was hoping that one day she would show up

Allison originally was going to name her daughter Vanya (because she felt guilty) until the book came out

Ben’s death wasn’t even mentioned after he died. No one would talk about it and whenever someone tried to Reginald would shush them

Grace loves Diego so much because she knows what it’s like to be #2 and not regarded as anything of importance

Vanya’s book was originally positive, until her publishers pressured her into a darker tale

Allison invited all of the siblings to her baby shower, but none of them came

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currently shitting myself✨✨

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why is my entire aesthetic weed and gerard way

thank you for the tag @nxvixtion :)

i tag: @underestimatedheroine @shannonchase5 (< we’re in a gc together, you seem cool)

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Five: Did you know that atoms can’t touch each other? And since we’re all made of atoms, we’ve never actually touched anything in our entire lives?

Diego:

Five: So to answer your question, no, I didn’t punch Klaus-

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here to passive aggressively remind you to:

✨mark your fucking spoilers please✨

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #tua2 #ua #ua2 #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua s2 spoilers #tua spoilers

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Klaus: *dips a candy stick into a baggie of cocaine, like fundip*

Ben: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Klaus: *licks it*

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #vanya hargreeves #tua vanya #five hargreeves #tua five #allison hargreeves #tua allison #ben hargreeves #tua ben #tua luther #luther hargreeves #tua memes #incorrect quotes #umbrella academy memes

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Vanya: Let’s play 2 truths, 1 lie!

Klaus: Alright, I’ll go first! Um, my name is Klaus, I have blue eyes and I was kidnapped by two time-traveling hitmen for information. They tortured me, beat me senseless, waterboarded me, y’know, the works. I went through extreme withdrawals which caused me to constantly live my greatest lifelong fear. Then, when I escaped, I opened one of their briefcases in hopes to find money to feed the drug addiction I’ve had since age fifteen, but ended up getting transported back in time to 1968. I was forced to fight in the Vietnam war, fell in love with a man named Dave, then watched him die in my arms.

Vanya: Well, that’s a little obvious-

Diego, horrified: His eyes are hazel.

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What Kinds of Coffee the Hargreeves Drink:

Allison: I feel like she drinks frappuccinos?? Like, they’re not HEAVILY caffeinated, so she likes them.

Klaus: Iced coffee. No doubt. He’s THAT kind of gay. Or Irish coffee, if you catch my drift

Five: Black coffee. Just straight, strong, black coffee.

Vanya: Espresso. TELL ME SHE DOESN’T LIVE OFF SHOTS OF ESPRESSO, DO IT, I DARE YOU

Ben: Lattes or cappuccinos. He likes the little drawings in the foam:)

Diego: Americano. I can’t explain it, he just gives off americano vibes.

Luther: You think Luther drinks coffee?? He drinks decaf green tea, motherfucker.

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Diego: Would you kiss Dave for a million dollars?

Klaus: I guess? I don’t have that kind of money though:/

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Klaus Hargreeves Headcanon

The song ‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’ by Queen has always been a gay anthem that Klaus loved. It always made him go wild and he’s had it memorized since the day he heard it. When he was with Dave, he would constantly sing it to him and dance around. Dave, having never heard it because it didnt exist yet, would ask him who sings it. Klaus would look at him and say “don’t worry about it.” Fast forward to 2019, Klaus listens to that song and it doesn’t make him go wild anymore. Instead, now he sobs whenever it comes on. He still loves it, he just loves it differently.

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