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My boyfriend sent me this meme he just made and I'm laughing so hard

#lmao #ffxiv

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ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. when everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."

#and then the cat makes you strip in public #ffxiv #endwalker spoilers

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elliott posting

#AWWWW #elliott

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Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

#why does this scan

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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

#i love humanity #look what weve made with this post

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#zenos

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

#lol

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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

#they literally let tourists on campus #frankly i dont see HOW theyve managed to seal campus tbh

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Art by Yinka Shonibare

1-2. How to Blow Up Two Heads at Once (Ladies) 3-4. The Age of Enlightenment: Adam Smith 5-6. The Age of Enlightenment: Gabrielle Emile le Tonnelier de Breteuil, Marquise de Chatelet

#art #colors

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columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

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BANG!

#oh man that was TENSE #disco elysium

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this is so funny that her dream if she gets to abandon her duties is to become a bisexual housewife. i've been screaming for five minutes at this

#zenos looked at all the other world leaders and decided the office was the problem #ffxiv

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everybody's always like 'oh character x is a wol shard' 'character y is a zenos shard' but nobody cares about my theory that barbariccia is a yotsuyu shard

#ill just pepper that into my belief system #ffxiv #endwalker spoilers

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

#free palestine

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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”

#need a poster of that pasta chart

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