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LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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yall fuck with a 5’6 corn husk
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this is skittys great great great great uncle skittyxander she died. sorry
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he luh dis fat ass
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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me and the burger i pulled by being hungryyyy
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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how were they not on the floor dying laughing animating this shit
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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this is so counterproductive he is literally inhaling flies
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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brick watches shaggy and scooby getting mauled by the phantom and thinks “the viewers yearn for liveleak”
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This guy deserves a fucking Oscar
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all the people on my dash talking about old mcdonald. what the fuck eeaao
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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yeah ive been getting really into going out into the dead center of the desert and teaching a handful of preteens the art of the longjump recently. yeah im like a shitty uncle to them. yeah. no they hate me
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yeah ive been getting really into going out into the dead center of the desert and teaching a handful of preteens the art of the longjump recently. yeah im like a shitty uncle to them. yeah. no they hate me
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yeah ive been getting really into going out into the dead center of the desert and teaching a handful of preteens the art of the longjump recently. yeah im like a shitty uncle to them. yeah. no they hate me
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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i love his first appearance in the second movie so much hes dressed exactly like jusreigns mom
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riphimopen · 11 hours
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i go to the store where the frozen chickens are and well honestly i go to check out show the guy at the register my chickens say “you must be frying smoked dick if you think im fucking this fried chicken!” show him the laughing crying emoji on my phone and leave without paying
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