I’m like 60% silk, 30% rose water, and 10% glitter
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Being told you can't start blockers until after GCSEs is like being hit in the face with a very sensible tennis racket covered in wasps.
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when your son gets locked up
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i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????
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Master!Simm is back!
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um. i would literally jump off a cliff to prove a point
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
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my life: a summary
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Summer body wishlist:
- six wings
- a million eyes
- constantly on fire
- ability to scream forever
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Open RP
“What’s for dinner, karakakoo?” Yoshi yoshi’d hungrily
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When Big Time Rush comes on
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Someone make a twist and shout edit to Seaside by The Kooks
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