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robertsheehanownsmyass·3 hours agoText

misskittysmagicportal:

A Leon x Honey Drabble

Word Count: 1350
Warnings: None really. It’s cotton candy fluff with a few swear words
A/N: Honestly no one asked for a Leon x Honey Christmas One-Shot, but here it is based on the prompt “Snow Angels” from @heroics-and-heartbreak
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Honey curled up on her side under the pile of blankets she and Leon kept on their bed.  The flat was often drafty, but now that it was December, it was downright frigid. So a mound of blankets and a hot-blooded boyfriend were all she needed most nights to stay warm. Most nights they made their own heat anyways. 

Now Honey began to shiver despite being covered with only her face peeking out. The air turned her nose to ice so she rolled over to burrow into Leon’s arms. Except his side of the bed was vacant causing Honey to pout. She reluctantly opened her eyes and blinked a few times adjusting to the dark. Only the multicolored lights from the small Christmas tree in the corner cast a glow. 

Honey sat up with a fuzzy monstrosity pulled up to her neck. Her bare arms pricked with goosebumps as she focused on the clock that said 3:23am. 

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robertsheehanownsmyass·6 hours agoText

heroics-and-heartbreak:

Ugh, Snow | Luba x Reader

Word count: 1.6k
Prompt: first snow + ice skating

It was the chill in the air as you woke that made you hurry to the window and throw open the large shutters that filtered the light out, an excited gasp leaving your lips at the sight that awaited you.  The streets below were already covered with a dusting of snow and more floated peacefully down from overhead, the snowflakes fat and fluffy and beautiful.

“Luba, look!” you exclaimed excitedly, feeling him wrap his arms around you from behind before he groaned dramatically.

“Ugh, snow,” he hissed in disgust, pressing his face to your shoulder as if he couldn’t even bear to look at it.

“What, you don’t like snow?” you asked incredulously, turning in his arms to gape at him.  “Why not?  It’s so beautiful.”

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoText

misskittysmagicportal:

iamsexytrash:

elliethesuperfruitlover:

elliethesuperfruitlover:

me: hi, welcome to the respectful robert sheehan appreciation club, today we have, ooh, some headcanons for you all.

kat: but like….leon has to make eye contact, otherwise, why would he have eyes? what else would he do?

joz: *keyboard smashes a masterpiece of leon’s eye contact*

me: but like….CAN WE MAKE IT NSFW

shay: wHaT hAvE i DoNe

Sups unpredic: WHAT IF NATHAN GOT THROUGH THE BOWLING LANE

kat: *packs bowl* okay, ellie, close your eyes. this is adult grass.

joz: *comes running in from work* YALL GOT SOME THIRST HEADCANONS

badsext: why am i always missing this shit?

*new gifset of luba has been uploaded*

kat: BUT LIKE……MAKE IT ANGSTY WITH SOME HINTS OF DRUGS….and a little bit of smut, why not hehehe

me: mother please…

Bonus Scenario

sexytrash: *reblogs gifset of klaus on top of that hippie van*

me: c-can y’all see it?

kat: yeah, i see it.

*everyone else* we can see it

me: wait, if the beard’s that long when what if klaus grew out his pu-

kat: *puts hand over mouth* his public speaking skills…ya nasty

added a cheeky extra part

I mean everyone can see it if you just google it,

And he’ll mail it to his brother with a ransom!

Guys 😑


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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoAnswer

leon, nathan, klaus, sean, darren, & luba?

  • Do the sexy love with: This one is definitely Sean. He’s got that combo Irish lilt PLUS heavy breathing when he kisses and honestly *drool*
  • Sacrifice myself for: Definitely my Lovely Little Pixie, Leon. He wouldn’t know why, but it’s because he committed no crimes and was manipulated by a ginger wizard and Hellboy. Now he’s doing a runner from the CIA forever
  • Kick: 100% Klaus because he would love it so sexy times can still occur after thanks to his shame boner
  • Take to prom: Easily Luba because it would have driven my school insane. Like Weird Science, but instead of a computer graphic it’s a futuristic sex worker. Plus I was bullied alot, and I feel like Luba would be into putting on a show for them. and it wouldn’t be as a joke. He would legitimately be into it.
  • Abandon in Jurassic Park:  this one is very simple. Nathan! he could be eaten by any dinosaur in the park, and then he would come back to life. I guess maybe they would have to shit him out first? 
  • Push off A Bridge: this leaves Darren.  i’m telling myself that this is to save him from Nidge and the gang world 🤷🏻‍♀️  ain’t nobody said it had to be a big bridge. he can survive if it’s 10 or 15 feet. 

@joz-stankovich

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoText

elliethesuperfruitlover:

misskittysmagicportal:

elliethesuperfruitlover:

me: hi, welcome to the respectful robert sheehan appreciation club, today we have, ooh, some headcanons for you all.

kat: but like….leon has to make eye contact, otherwise, why would he have eyes? what else would he do?

joz: *keyboard smashes a masterpiece of leon’s eye contact*

me: but like….CAN WE MAKE IT NSFW

shay: wHaT hAvE i DoNe

Sups unpredic: WHAT IF NATHAN GOT THROUGH THE BOWLING LANE

kat: *packs bowl* okay, ellie, close your eyes. this is adult grass.

joz: *comes running in from work* YALL GOT SOME THIRST HEADCANONS

badsext: why am i always missing this shit?

*new gifset of luba has been uploaded*

kat: BUT LIKE……MAKE IT ANGSTY WITH SOME HINTS OF DRUGS….and a little bitof smut, why not hehehe

me: mother please…

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

*is appreciative*

😂😂😂

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoAnswer

If we all pitch in and get you robert sheehan, would we all just...share?

LMAOO
I’m more than okay with that

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoText

misskittysmagicportal:

Word Count: 2185

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy between S2 and S3 (Klaus x Reader)

Warnings: Where do I start? Swearing  Graphic, filty smutty sex (NC-17). Consensual BDSM (choking and mild body mutilation)  Loads of edging.

A/N: The warnings pretty much say it all.   I’m putting the entire thing under a read more because oh boy.  I have to say, I shocked myself. 

@firstpersonnarrator@robertsheehanownsmyass@joz-stankovich

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoAnswer

rob is very famous in ireland HOWEVER we irish people just don't really care about famous people and we tend to leave them alone when they're going about their day!

That’s a very healthy outlook!  Apparently he also got mobbed taking his mom out for her birthday but he was near a university so that may have had something to do with it. :D

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robertsheehanownsmyass·a day agoAnswer

How famous / well known is Robert in Ireland?

Really famous. Definitely more famous than here and even in the UK. Half the articles about him that come up in searches are from Ireland. They seem so proud of him, and Love/Hate was a huge deal there too. A million people tuned in to the season 4 premiere to find out his character’s fate. That is literally a quarter of the population of the country.

His hometown of Portlaoise put up this billboard ahead of the Umbrella Academy launch.

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