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I've just watched "Love and Thunder". I could say a lot about all of the problems of this movie, but i want to talk about this:

They showed us Heimdall and Jane in Valhalla, but not Loki. And people started to tell me things like:

1."Loki didn't die in a battle" - but he did. In the same battle as Heimdall.

2."Loki's body didn't turn into golden ashes" - so didn't Heimdall's.

3."Loki wasn't a warrior" - but he was. And he has fought in more battles than Jane.

4."Loki is not an asgardian" - so isn't Jane.

5."Loki didn't deserve being in Valhalla" - but... he did? He has sacrificed himself for Thor. He has saved Thor AND Jane in TDW and has almost died doing it TWICE. He had saved Thor and his friends many times before the first movie, which was mentioned. He saved Thor and his friends in the first movie by telling the guard about Jotunheim and helping Fandral even if he was distracted by finding his true nature. NY wasn't his fault, this information is canon. His actions in Jotunheim were literally the same as Thor's and Odin's. He hasn't killed anyone except enemies since 2012. And he hadn't killed anyone except enemies before 2010. He saved Asgard from Hela cuz Thor, Bruce and Valkyrie weren't the ones who brought army, ship, waked Surtur. He did the most part of the job in Ragnarok. They wouldn't even be able to escape Sakaar without his help. So why does Odin, who was a colonizer and didn't die in a battle, deserve to be in Valhalla? Jane, who has fought in only one battle, deserves to be in Valhalla, Heimdall, who has betrayed the king at least three times, deserves to be in Valhalla. But not Loki? Why? Because you are hypocritical? Because he's "villain-coded"? Because marvel has double standards? Because "fans" don't care about the fact Loki has saved people in almost every movie he was in? Jane even has her own statue now. After fighting in one battle. Not the one guy who has saved asgardian people many times. No. Jane. And I'm not against her having her own statue. I'm against the fact that she had to fight in a battle just once to be called a hero, while Loki had to spend all of his life doing everything for Asgard and die for them just to be remembered as "Thor's dead mischievous brother". Because only hero-coded characters deserve the appreciation of their actions, right?

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okay quick question but who would’ve shaved Arthur

like it’s clear from the deleted scenes that he can grow some facial hair and I’m sure they used something equavalint to a straight razor in that day and age (right?)

which means Merlin would’ve stood over him with Arthur’s neck exposed carefully handling him

I wholeheartedly believe Merlin would give Arthur a funny mustache and laugh about it before he shaved it off

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Merlin: Happy Pride Month, Royal Prat!

Arthur: what the hell are you on about?

Merlin: pride month! y'know, a whole month dedicated to celebrating the LGBTQ+ community? remembering our history? et cetera?

Arthur:

Arthur, decking himself out in bi flags: why did I not know about this

Merlin: ???

Arthur: c'mon Merlin, we haven't got all day! let's go celebrate

Merlin:

Merlin, watching Arthur throwing glitter down the halls and knowing he'll have to clean it up later: what have I done

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Merlin and Arthur : [go missing for a few days]

The knights, upon finding them : oh my god merlin are you okay are you alright are you warm enough? have you eaten? do you need water? are you injured oh my god someone fetch gaius! here’s a cloak come on let’s get you home guys come on he’s shaking let’s go I don’t like this it’s okay merlin you’re safe

Arthur : I’m fine thank you for asking

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Merlin: So Gwaine and I really got into it on the pub, and around drink number five, I realized we should move in together.

Arthur, confused: You and Gwaine?

Merlin: What no, you and me.

Arthur, relieved: Oh! Yes, that makes so much more sense.

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Merlin: I didn’t realise you had a thing about your height

Arthur: I don’t! Because I’m above average. Why would I have a thing about my height if I’m above average, that doesn’t make any sense…

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Why is it when something happens, it's always you three?

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reading fics got me like

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Loki if he ever meets Wanda:

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So what? What does it matter? What? You wanna remember the truth? That you had a mother that beats you? That hated you? That made your life a living hell?

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So Tom Hiddleston apparently told a fan that he liked Lokius as a ship and that he saw the intimacy when he was asked about it recently.

Nature is healing, I see

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THE AVENGERS: ENDGAME

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are there still beautiful things?

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LOTR Return Of The King Icons

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Aragorn: Morning, Legolas. What are you drinking? Legolas: Water. Aragorn: Really? It doesn’t smell like water. Legolas: It’s… imported water. Aragorn: Uh-huh. Imported from where? Legolas: Russia Aragorn: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?? Legolas: It’s nine-thirty.

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Éowyn: Did it hurt when you fell-

Aragorn: From heaven? Listen, I know that-

Éowyn: No, from the stairs. I watched you fall down three flights of stairs and just lay there for ten minutes.

Aragorn:

Legolas: We all saw it.

Aragorn: