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Hello there chums! Im jake english and i just moved blogs. Would you mind following? 

Links here! Thank you! 

#The Babe #Follow him.

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Can I get an aesthetic for a Hal who was a clone?

Sorry for the wait. Tell us if you want anything changed!

-Mod Eridan

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hal strider is good and pure and i want all of them to know i love them

#Thank you.

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this user believes the world is a computer simulation

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you’re backlit like you’re from heaven, and i can’t keep my glassy eyes away

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I think asserting someone is mine is one of my favorite things especially to other people, blatant toxicity aside.

#Me over Jake honestly. #Relatable post op.

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well, my heart is gold and my hands are cold (gasoline, halsey)

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Just relapse. No one fucking cares. You’re never getting that tattoo because your too chicken anyway. Slice your arm up so bad you bleed out everything. Next time they see you, don’t try to hide it. You have been through so much damage it’s about time people see how bad it’s gotten and tell them about your father maybe they’ll finally see why you’ve been quiet lately

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He doesn’t like you, just give up already.

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Just copy everyone you see. Your identity is shitty anyways so just copy, copy, copy until you have no original identity. So what if you lose your sense of self??? Good riddance.

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Is it bad to daydream about fucking and torturing your creator just to prove that you’re the better one you’re the REAL one now? And then I want to turn around and treat my precious little Jake like a prince just like he deserves. I sure am one fucked up answering machine aren’t I?

#It's sentient #nsfw/ #torture/

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Reminder that I am not just the dollar-store knock off brand of Dirk. I have recieved two (2) messages that can be summed up as, “I’m looking for the REAL Dirk but you’ll do in the meantime.”

Stop.

#hskin #hskinss #hal kin #lil hal kin #ar kin #It's sentient

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I REMADE THIS OLD AS FUCK THINGY 

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GT: You want to do WHAT with my WHAT???

Hal getting his flirt on with Jake (because I ship that)

(also I think that’s what I’m saying I’m dumb and I forgot lolol)

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so many cubones on pkmn go the past dAYS

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5-year-old kid on Halloween: Trick or treat!

Me: Awh, and what are you supposed to be?

Kid: Frankenstein!

Me: Ah, well that is where you are wrong. You see, sweet summer child, Frankenstein was not the name of the monster, as so many people wrongly believe. Frankenstein was the name of the man who created him, without any of the nuts and bolts that you have poking out of your neck, may I add. Therefore, your costume is completely ill-informed and incorrect. However, if you stand by your declaration that you are Frankenstein, and that your monstrous appearance is simply symbolic of his nature as the true monster of the story, then your efforts are, in fact, commendable. Here, have a bonbon.