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Imagine jack being part French (a bit of headcannon of mine) and when he gets frustrated he curses in French. Sometimes when he’s scared he starts to ramble in French.

There are times when his mom his feeling sad because of his dad and to cheer her up, he talks to her French, making her smile and remind of her of her home country.

Just to fuck with the monks when he steals they’re wu he leaves notes in French.

90% of the time those notes are something rude in French

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #clay bailey #raimundo pedrosa #omi

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Jack having the monks contacts in his phone and being the petty person he is, has different insults as they’re contacts names.

Omi-baldy

Rai-asshole

Kimiki-basic

Clay-trailer trash.

After he convinces Chase to get a phone, he puts him in his contacts and at first he just puts Chase’s regular name. But after dealing with him and  realizes how much of a jerk chase can be, he changes it to cunt.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #chase young #clay bailey #raimundo pedrosa #omi

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Jack being a regular at a punk club and it’s one of the few places where he feels welcomed and not hated. He’s gotten so comfortable there that everytime he goes into the club, a member greets him with a kiss.

Hell they even do it outside of the club when they see Jack.

One night Jack is about to face the monks, he’s in the middle of making his grand speech.

“Now you losers will see the awesome upgrades of my Jack bots, prepare for defeat. Jack bots att-“ he’s than cut off by someone.

“Jack? Jack is that you? Hey man.” A blonde punk with a spiky jacket says and goes over to Jack.

“Oh hey, Riley.” Jack says casually like he just wasn’t threatening the monks a second ago. One the punk gets close to Jack he pulls Jack’s face close to his to kiss him and Jack kisses him back.

“Club got your favorite cover band playing tonight. You coming?”

Jack thinks before nodding. “Yeah.” He use his smart watch to make the robots go back to his place before walking off with his friend.

Meanwhile the monks are standing there confused.

“Did..Did he just ditch us?” Rai ask.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #clay bailey #chase young #raimundo pedrosa

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Jack loving and hating basketball. He loves it, because he’s really good at the game. He hates it because back in school no one would ever want him to join a basketball game. They always thought a scrawny thing like him couldn’t play for his life.

When he tried to join a basketball team in high school the coach just made him the water boy.

Sometimes when he’s feeling stressed out after a showdown or just wants a break from the world, he goes to park and just shoots some baskets by himself

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #raimundo pedrosa #chase young #omi

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Jack is not the best fighting or getting wu but he is  excellent at being petty.

One time after a showdown, Jack is at the movie theaters and he sees the monks waiting in line for a ticket. Jack feels extra bitter so when it’s his turn to buy the tickets, he buys out all the seats.

“That’s not fair, you can’t just buy all the seats in the theater!” Rai says.’

“Well I can and I did.”

Another time the monks are at his place, working together. Jack orders pizza and it’s a pineapple, something he knows the monks hate.

“Seriously,  partner We all said no pineapple.” Clay says

“Well you can either eat it or starve.”

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #clay bailey #raimundo pedrosa

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something's got a hold on me (it's jack in pedestrian clothes and doing normal people things)

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Jack being soft and helping animals. One time after losing another showdown he heads home, cursing the monks under his breath and stops once he sees something in alley.

He goes in it and hears clear whimpers of an animal. He looks behind a trash can and sees a fox, it has a messed up leg that’s bloody. Like it’s been chewed on by another bigger animal.

“Hey buddy, you okay?“ Jack ask gently and slowly approaches the animal. “You want some food? I got jerky in my back pack.”

After getting it to trust him, Jake takes it back to his lab and in a few days the fox is doing better and walking with an advanced  prosthetic leg.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown

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I just rewatched sprited away and now I just want an AU where Jack is chihiro and chase is Haku. (Since they have the same voice actor.) just imagine them falling in the sky looking at each other with love and tears in they’re eyes once Jack tells chase who he really is and how they met before, ugh my heart! 😣

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #chase young

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You think Jack is an introvert when he’s not around the monks or heylins? Like maybe when he’s around people that aren’t in the conflict he keeps to himself? When he’s attending his parents rich people parities I can see him not being too talkative. He finds the people who attends the parties to be snobby anyway, so he probably wouldn’t want to have they’re attention.

My hc? Well I think he's more of an ambivert. It really depends on the current situation he's in. He's definitely more extroverted when he's with the xiaolins and heylins since he's comfortable being his evil weird self when he's with them. But when he's among normal people, he keeps to himself most of the time. Based from the cartoon, Jack rarely interacts with people outside of the conflict. I also think Jack is slightly more introverted than extroverted because in the beginning of the cartoon, he was working alone in his evil basement. We can assume that he's always been a loner kid and he would've happily stayed alone doing his own thing, if not for opening the Puzzle Box.

Regarding attending his parents' events/parties, I personally think that when he was a kid/teen, he definitely tries to run away and hide when he's forced to attend them (I mean, most teens/kids hate attending formal events haha!). However, when he's older, he (secretly) likes attending his parents' formal events/parties because he can build up his (evil and sometimes not so evil) networks, do business and also show off his new achievements/inventions to the attendees (an evil genius needs an audience to witness his glory!). He also likes to listen in to the newest rich people gossips for future reference (i.e. blackmail) and for entertainment (rich people do the most ridiculous stuff). Plus the food is nice. :P

So yea, Jack is definitely an ambivert.

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Legend of Zelda AU where Jack is a hylian who makes Accient sheika tech. His favorite is accient arrows and he definitely knows how to use them well. For someone who doesn’t fight well, he’s great with arrows.

One time he’s with chase and they see a dangerous gurdian and Chase panics. “Spicer, how do these things work, whenever I use them they fail!”

Jack rolls his eyes and grabs the bow and arrow from chase.

He carefully aims and soon the machine is destroyed.

“You aim for the eye.” He says.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown

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Imagine Jack playing legend of Zelda BOTW and making robots inspired by the guardians. The next time someone is threatening him like the other villains, a red dot gets on they’re body.

“What is that?”

Jack just smirks.

“A problem. For you.”

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown

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Jack actually physically fighting to save his life and when he does it, he goes absolutely feral. Vlad is tasked by the other heylins to destroy Jack and Jack tries to talk his way out of harm, but it doesn’t work.

“Anything to say before dying?“ vlad ask.

“Yeah..my mom is going to freak about the vase.”

Vlad looks a little confused and before he can even react Jack grabs an expensive vase and smashes it over Vlad’s head. Vlad screams and cures. He tackles Jack to the ground, he gives Jack hard punches to the face. Jack struggles but is able to kick Vlad in the groin then head butthead him so hard that they both get nose bleeds.

Vlad growls in annoyance before charging at Jack again, but the boy is able to get out of the way quick enough and get into the kitchen. He grabs a knife and once he sees the Russian heading towards him, he holds it up, threatenly with a shaky hand.

“Do you even know how to use a knife, spicer?” Vlad laughs and is about to come near him again. Jack slashes the knife and cuts Vlad’s arm, making him hiss. “That’s it. I was going to make this quick for you, but now you made me change my mind.” He gets to Jack again and knocks the knife out of his hand before picking Jack up to slam him against the wall.

While Jack struggles, Vlad smirks. He whispers in Jack’s ear. “I’m just going to let you know, that Chase sent me to do this.” He starts to laugh. Jack snaps. Jack gets his jaw near Vlad’s cheek and bites. He bites hard. Vlad screams and in few seconds Jack is pulling off human flesh with his teeth. He spits it out when vlad lets him go to clutch his face. While he’s distracted, Jack grabs a wooden meat mallet off the counter. He hits vlad with it.

He gets on top of Vlad and keeps hitting him, screaming in anger, blood splatter getting over him. He stops once vlad is a bloody,  unconsciousness mess.

Jack drops the mallet, shaking. He gets up and calls one of his robots to remove vlad. Jack face palms a little, realizing he could have got his robots to fight off vlad, but when you’re filled with so much fear you can forget your common sense.

He looks around the house, looks at the damage, blood and chunk of human flesh on the floor. He finally notices the taste of Vlad’s blood on his mouth and tongue

Jack didn’t think he was capable of that much   violence.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown

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Besitos de dos chiquillos (⁠ʃ⁠ƪꈍ⁠▽ꈍ⁠) ~❤. Espero que tengan un buen Diciembre 🎄🎇✨.

(PS) estrenando mi primer tableta gráfica tengo que aprender sus usos 😁.

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The escape attempt which probably, most likely, failed.

Asylum AU continues.

Yes the ref was the scene from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", which is a great movie btw. ;)

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One more hannibal idea, one night jack comes into Chase’s home and the older man is suprised to see Jack standing behind a criminal and murderer known as panda bubba, pointing a gun at him.

Chase doesn’t say anything, he lets them both in. Jack is pacing around the room, breathing heavily, pratically having a panic attack.

“Jack, calm down. Do you know where you are? It’s 7:46 pm, New York. Your name is Jack spicer.”

“I don’t care who I am!” Jack shouts. “Just tell me he’s real.” Jack says. In Jack’s eyes he sees a blonde, thin man with yellow eyes.

Chase  realizes what he’s seeing. “Jack you came here alone.”

“Don’t lie to me!”

“Jack, hannibal bean is dead. You killed him.”

“No, no! He’s right there!”

“Jack, give me the gun.” Chase says calmly and Jack starts to sob and shake. “What’s happening to me?” As the boy shakes, his eyes start to roll to the back of his head. Chase gets the gun out of his hand and grabs Jack’s head to examine him. Soon Jack stop shaking, just standing there in daze like state.

“He seems to of had a mild seizure.” Chase says casually.

“You..you don’t seem to be bother by that .” Panda says.

“I said it was mild.”

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown

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Somewhat of a hannibal AU for Jack and chase. Chase acts as Jack’s psychiatrist . He’s big on manners, dressing well and fine cuisine. He’s also hides a dark secret. And when he gets Jack as his new patient, he’s very intrigued by the young man.

“Let’s do an exercise. I want you to draw a clock face.” Chase says to him one day while they’re both in his office.

“Why? Aren’t you supposed to be checking if I’m out of my mind like my parents say.” Jack says with a scoff.

Chase frowns. “I don’t think that about you, I think you’re fascinating.” Jack rolls his eyes. “Sure.” But takes the notepad Chase is offering and starts to draw. “But really what’s the point of this?”

“To see if you’re experiencing any lost of time or seeing hallucinations. So I want you to draw the actual time on your clock face.”

Jack sighs as he continues to draw. “It is 7:16 pm. New York and my name is Jack spicer.”

To Jack’s eyes it’s a normal clock face he drew, but in reality when chase looks at it, all the numbers and hands of the clock are in the wrong place, almost everything is outside the circle.

Chase definitely is going to see Jack more.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown #chase young

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Jack becoming a lawyer after the trying whole taking over the world thing doesn’t work out. He’s 19 and at this point he just wants to have a life without worrying about Shen gon wu

He goes to law school and becomes attorney, mainly a one for criminals. He uses his way with words as an advantage. (Think of him being a saul goodman type of Lawyer.)

One day he has a very suprising client. It’s Rai. He’s been arrested for a car that he didn’t know was stolen. When Jack meets him in the  interrogation room at the police station, he groans.

“If I knew I was getting you, I would have walked out.”

“Spicer?” Rai says. “Your a lawyer?”

“Yeah and unfortunately I’m your lawyer now. Okay did you say anything? Anything stupid?” Rai shakes his head. “Good. Continue not to say anything, don’t fucking answer any question unless I tell you. Shut up and if you’re lucky you can get off with community service.”

“But-“

“I just said shut up.”

For the first time ever, Rai actually takes him seriously and decides to be quiet.

#jack spicer #xiaolin showdown