rodeoblitz

[rodeoblitz]

[ I have to go, but feel free to leave me all the messages and starters or whatever! <3 ]

#ooc

[rodeoblitz]

"....Why are you looking at me like that for?"

Actually contemplating eating Blitz's ass.

#-wheezes- #infxnatum

[rodeoblitz]

[ I'm going to combust. We are so close to finally getting announcements for Helluva Boss ]

#ooc

[rodeoblitz]

Your back!!!!!!!! 🐾❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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"Sup fuckers!"

#/affectionate #<3

[rodeoblitz]

RP PROMPTS: From my own works

I went through some of my old cringy (and somehow popular) wattpad works and took quotes from them for people to use as rp prompts and starters

"That was so corny..."

"Why would they ever forgive you?"

"Maybe it's time to relieve you of your guilt..."

"I broke my promise...I promised I'd come back safe..."

"Can't disappoint them, can we?"

"Oh, you're the sweetest thing!"

"You were...Un-awake. Yeah, I forgot the right word, sue me."

"So...where are you headed?"

"I hope you weren't talking about me."

"What am I going to do with you?"

"When were you going to tell me about this then? Or were you going to hide it from me forever?"

"Answer wisely, you wouldn't want to upset me."

"You are not in any fit state to leave this room! You're sick!"

"You are not to tell me what to do!"

"Who do you think you are, telling me what to do?"

"Wow, didn't think you had the capability to be serious."

"I love you, and I know it is foolish to do so...but you see, I have always been a fool."

"What utter nonsense.."

"I wish things were...more fun around here...everything is just so...boring."

"Oh, a game? I'm down."

"What are you reading? Sure looks interesting."

"And...what is that supposed to mean?"

"I may be an idiot, but at least I look good."

"I can think of 20 different ways to shut you up, and they would all work. I know they would."

"I am this close to losing it. This. Close."

"Will you leave me be for one minute, you wanted me to fix this for you. I can't do that with you pestering me every 5 minutes!"

"I am friends with...what I can only assume...is the only person who can tell someone's got a secret just from looking at them"

"Diamond's may be a girl's best friend, but music is her sister."

"Grow up, will you?"

#Come to see the show tonight ( Memes )

[rodeoblitz]

"I'm back, bitches!"

#haayyy #I'm gonna try to fight through my depression and be on here more #anyone want to rp? #just send asks or make starters! <3 #blitzo

[rodeoblitz]

[ sorry, maybe one day I'll crawl out of the depression hole ]

#ooc

[rodeoblitz]

Danny Reacts - HAZBIN HOTEL IS FINALLY HERE!

yOUTUBE FINALLY LEET ME UPLOAD THIS

#youtube #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #ooc

[rodeoblitz]

[ gotta go, but let me know what you guys think about the Alastor blog idea or if I should just stick with Blitz. I don't wanna make a blog and no one interacts ^^; ]

#ooc #byeeee

[rodeoblitz]

"Looks like you aren't the only couple in the company now, bitches!" Blitz teased them playfully, sticking up a finger.

Loona stared up from her phone for a moment before rolling her eyes and going back to it.

Mel arrived at the office and quickly wrapped her arms around her boyfriend from behind with a blush and a smirk.

"Hey handsome~" she flirts before kissing his cheek with a smile

@mel-imp22

"Hey cutie~" He replies, turning to kiss her back, ignoring as the others stared at them in surprise.

#mel-imp22

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Blitz swallowed hard, throat going dry. He couldn't believe this. He had thought the man to be a prude towards sex for one, for two, he had thought the other hated him after everything. He tried to gather himself, his eyes shifting everywhere. "Uh, well - even if I was acting up right now - you totally want me too, judging by all this fucking flirting!" The boss imp was trying to get Striker to admit he wanted him in return before he went anywhere with him.

Fuck...why was he actually considering this?

 "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Blitz lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

#He's Striikkerrr

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Blitz actually laughed for real at that. "Masochist, huh? I shouldn't be fucking surprised." He teased. He wondered who the hornier one was - having met Angel Dust recently, him or Chaz.

A slight weight rests on Blitz's head while he's just enjoying his coffee at an outside table of the cafe, before a familiar voice whines in his ear "Could you pleeeassseee give me my jacket back? I promise to do better fucking you this time..." [Chaz] (Hope your well man!)

"....Are you shitting all over my nuts?"

Blitz mumbled in exasperation to himself. He had thought he would never see this pervert shark again.

"The only good thing about you was your style, I'm keeping it." He slurped on his iced coffee loudly.

#Chaz time

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Blitz rolled his eyes, but relaxed and put his guns away. "Ah, that I get. I'm always in aggressive mode as well. In this life, you gotta be. Ya never know when someone is gonna attack physically or mentally."

"And I adopted a hellhound as my daughter. I don't consider them lower than me. We should all be on the same fucking side. Imps and hellhounds, they all treat us like shit..."

One night on the street, there could be heard alot of growling and snarling on the other end of the corner of the building. There were seems to be a hellhound fight going on and very aggressively, One chocolate and red painted wolf was mainly all the hellhound’s target as they mercilessly took on her as she growled. The streets already blood and fur shedded as this seems to be not good

@wild-hell-wolf69

The assassin was walking, in his own little world until he heard all the noise. He poked his head in, curious about the racket. He saw fur flying as a bunch of hellhounds fought. They seemed to be all picking on one in particular. He frowned deeply, he reminded him of Loona. He sighed heavily, getting his gun out as he began to shoot in the air at first to scare them off.

"Back off, if you don't want to meet your end right here and now!" He threatened as he cocked his gun to actually shoot at them if they decided to fight some more.

#wild hell wolf69

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Blitz snorted at that last sentence. "Damn, I hear that a lot about birds...like they are cute once they get feathers - but without them? Ooof." He wondered if Stolas was ugly once, he couldn't imagine the owl being ugly ever, but the thought was hilarious.

"Hey! You found my photo!" River walked over to blitz as she saw him looking at the photo.

The picture showed 4 people. One of them was clearly River, but much younger. Maybe only 13 years old. She didn't have her metal arm and her wings not full size. Next to her we're to older women and a man. All in there late teens.

"Oh, yeah. Saw it over there and got curious." Blitz handed it back after staring for a moment. He was secretly fascinated with how humans worked and how they looked at times.

"So you weren't always the fullmetal alchemist?" He joked, wondering if she would get the reference.

#moonlessnight125

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Blitz blinked up at her window when he heard the noise. Aw shit, that same girl. Why was he running into the same human again? Odd.

"Uuuhhhh....meow?" He saw that in a movie once, he forgot if it worked or not.

Musician + 25

"See your knife! See it glide! See it slice! A who's your Night Surgeon? Hope you have my money! Or it's "Bon Voyagee!" I'll do your ass like dishes! Am-pu-ta-tion!"

Blitz was singing away happily to himself as he was carving up some poor human in the living world on another job. He was on a mission by himself, he had given M&M time off.

#yeaahh understandable #most beautiful red rose

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"Awwww, shucks!" Blitz playfully pushed him away, pretending to be bashful. He really was appreciating the compliments though, they were a rare thing in this Hell life, especially for him. "You're fucking great."

He thinks for a moment before flirting any further, recalling seeing Angel being all over the cat that he lives with at the hotel.

"Random fucking question here, don't look too much into it, but, uh...what's your relationship with the bartender?" He hoped that wasn't too weird. Usually he didn't care about ruining relationships - but he was trying to be more careful with the few friends he had these days.

He walks over and just stuffs his face in Angel's chest floof.

Woah- the man was on a mission. A mission right into his fluffy tits- strikes the landing too. Angel feels a short laugh leave him before one hand starts petting that head between his horns- spikes and all. “Rough day, or somethin’? Or do I got that much allure?”

#YOOOO THE SHOW IS FANTASTIC #ANGEL MY POOR BOI #He and Blitz would def get along #Take care of yourself too! #a hazbin spider

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Blitz stared in awe as Fizz straddled him, his brain trying to register the jester on being on his lap. It was like he 404'd like a bad website, his brain buffering.

He had thought this was a lost forgotten dream that would never happen in a million years. Even if things were messy right now for all sorts of reasons in his life - at least there was this one ray of sunshine.

The assassin finally nods and pulls Fizz in after stroking his face gently, kissing his deeply, trying to put away the angst like requested. He just wanted to enjoy this moment.

There was silence from the imp, a moment to think before he finally moved over, straddling the lap of the other imp. He admitted to himself that he had feelings for the assassin years ago. Fizzarolli had been crushing on his best friend for as long as he could remember.

"Then stop being angsty and kiss me like you mean it."

He almost whispers, hand reaching up, gently lifting the chin of the other so he can see the eyes of his long time crush.

"I'm still working through my own feelings, but I'm glad you're back in my life too."

#it's all good! #i disappear all the time because of shit so i get it #flxshy