01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
ask me shit please
good morning to the fussy little fuckers, to the impulsive, capricious and melodramatics, to the mid-range denim wearers, to the dirty raccoons, to the glass eaters, the rust lickers, the butter-voiced beaus, the bashful clams, the partners in business and in love, to the potent grapes and their designated grapes, and most-importantly to the disgruntled pelicans
thinking about Noah ‘Boom Baby’ Reid tonight
Just thinking about when Patrick and David are at their car about to leave for the Hike and Patrick says "trust me, you're gonna love this" because he's going to propose to him 🥺🥺🥺
god just remembering the first time I watched that and having No Idea what was coming. I think they set it up so well in terms of David being ridiculous on the hike up, complaining, looking at his eBay bids, and Patrick getting increasingly frustrated with him. the way David showed up for Patrick, had the hand sanitizer (which I 100% think was in the same pocket as the rings so Patrick couldn’t just tell him where it was), and literally carried him up a mountain was lovely. a beautiful metaphor for their relationship, how David will set aside his petulance to comfort Patrick, to grab a hold of Patrick when he get’s inside his head, when his plans go sideways, and lift him up. carrying him towards their future together.
I love David and Patrick so much I hate them.
same. they’re all
and I’m like….
LET ME LIVE
Both Clint and marcy have blue eyes, Patrick has brown eyes. Patrick is adopted sorry I don't make the rules
OK SO THIS IS A HC THAT I FULLY SUPPORT. besides it being genetically impossible for him to have brown eyes, it would explain why he is so people-pleasing, so repressed, so desperate for approval. I’d like to think it was a learned trait from his youth. not only is he an only child, but that coupled with him possibly being adopted? it would only increase his need to not be a disappointment to his parents, to chase that white picket fence life that he was taught to want. because he felt he owed it to them to be a golden child. plus, it would support why he’s an only child while he supposedly has a bunch of cousins that are more like siblings. I can imagine it was customary for Brewers to at least have a few kids and that’s why he mentions in The Premiere how he thought that’s what he’d have at that point. no doubt another learned tradition from his youth.
The world is, you know, *waves hands*, but I read some daaaaang good fic this week from the Elevate femslash exchange. Author reveals are tonight, so even though I’ve only read fewer than half the fics in the collection I’m squeaking in with a rec post. I genuinely loved every fic I read and I can only assume the ones I didn’t read are also fabulous, so please don’t limit yourself to only these recs, go enjoy everything in Elevate including art and podfics!
But also I really, really loved these fics and you should definitely read them.
I Would Be A Mermaid Fair, 2k words, Stevie/Twyla, rated T - my gift fic for meeeee! Stevie’s a man-eating mermaid and Twyla’s a pirate!!! If that mental image doesn’t make you slam that link, I don’t know what will. It’s sweet, and funny, and is note perfect Stevie and Twyla characterization in a totally AU world, and I love it.
A Secret Power, 28k words, Rachel/OFC, rated M - a GORGEOUS fic where Rachel moves to New York. I fell madly in love with the OC right along with Rachel. This has so many queer feelings, and growing up feelings, and self identity feelings. It’s really cool the way Rachel’s journey parallels Patrick’s in terms of discovering you’re queer in your 30s, but diverges in some really key ways. (And the way Rachel sees Patrick is so great, too, the ways she loves him and also sees his flaws from a perspective we do not get on the show.) It’s beautifully written.
Climbed a mountain and I turned around, 9k, Stevie & Ronnie, rated T (no sex) - Stevie moves to Oregon to join a firefighting crew, and Ronnie mentors her on the job and, somewhat accidentally, in how to be a human being with emotions. God, I have so many Stevie feelings, and Ronnie feelings, and the way the two intersect in this fic is gorgeous. The way both Stevie and Ronnie open up to each other over the course of the story, and open up to their own desires and possibilities, is so subtle and moving. Plus it’s absolutely right that every time you see the Pacific really is Like That.
burn before you bloom, 29k, Rachel/Alexis, M - Rachel moves to Schitt’s Creek after she and Patrick break up, instead of Patrick, and discovers how much she loves women, Alexis, and herself. Even though we got maaaaybe 10 minutes of Rachel in canon, the Rachel in this fic is both entirely recognizable and fleshed out into a very real, very relatable person. I maybe empathize with her variety of cluelessness and impulsiveness and anxiety a liiiiitle too much? Nah, just the perfect amount. This fic is hilarious and moving and makes me clutch my heart.
Imposter Syndrome, 6k, Stevie/Alexis, E - This is both burning hot, and a little bit heartbreaking. Post-canon, Stevie and Alexis have an arrangement and don’t talk about their feelings. It shows how they’re both growing up, and conquering the world, and still, maybe, a little bit, settling for a little less than they deserve. Super gorgeous.
Home At Last, 26k, Stevie/Alexis, E - A gorgeous slow burn where Stevie and Alexis get together during Cabaret. Stevie is her perfect clueless failboat self, and Alexis is entirely self confident except when she isn’t, and in the end it’s really about Stevie and faaaaaaamily and looooooove. The relationship between Stevie and Alexis is adorable and super hot, and the relationships between Stevie and David, and Stevie and Moira, and Stevie and Patrick, and Stevie and Ronnie, and Stevie and Johnny, are also so important and so perfect.
Seriously all the fics in this fest are so good, though, go read them all, especially the many I wasn’t able to read this week.