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Amy. She/Her. Sapphic as hell. The title is a lie. I yell a lot about a town where everyone fits in, a disgruntled pelican and his butter-voiced beau. I do fic recs sometimes.

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roguebabyinyourstore·31 minutes agoText

agentsofcomedyandchaos:

livixdunne:

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?

ask me shit please

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roguebabyinyourstore·3 hours agoText

good morning to the fussy little fuckers, to the impulsive, capricious and melodramatics, to the mid-range denim wearers, to the dirty raccoons, to the glass eaters, the rust lickers, the butter-voiced beaus, the bashful clams, the partners in business and in love, to the potent grapes and their designated grapes, and most-importantly to the disgruntled pelicans

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roguebabyinyourstore·5 hours agoPhoto

yourbuttervoicedbeau:

wild-aloof-rebel:

I know we’ve all hit that post-series lull, which means it’s a great time to dive into some fic. So to help with that, let’s play fic rec bingo! [insp.]

The rules are simple. Pick a line of 5–horizontal, vertical, or diagonal–and reblog this post with a fic rec for each square in the line. Be sure to choose different fics for each square, and don’t forget to include links! Imaginary bonus points if you want to go for a full blackout and do all 25.

Extra special bonus points for leaving kudos and comments on the fics you rec to show the authors your love, as well as any fics you read (or reread) from recs on other people’s bingo cards.

Remember when I did this for Reel Fest? Well, I’m back with @elevatefemslash, baby.

There were 32 total submissions to Elevate! A Schitt’s Creek Femslash Exchange, including two art submissions and one art+podfic. The art+podfic and one of the art submissions were companions to a fic, so that left us with 30 ‘universes’, I guess, to allocate to squares. A bingo board, of course, consists of 25 squares, but given that ALL of these “isn’t about David and Patrick” and none of them were ones I COULD “follow as a WIP”, I’ve skipped those two squares, so 7 sections have double ups. 

I assembled this a few days ago but waited until author reveals to post, so that I could tag all the incredible authors – if I’ve missed or mistagged someone, please let me know!

And PLEASE go give these fics some love! Anything not David/Patrick tends to get a lot less eyes on it, and the quality of all these works is legitimately mindblowing. The authors/artists deserve all the accolades!

A FAVOURITE AU:
I Would Be a Mermaid Fair by @storieswelove 
Stevie/Twyla, rated T, 2404 words

The poeticness (spellcheck says that’s not a word but fuck it) of this fic cannot be overstated. It is STUNNING.

A FIC LONGER THAN 20K WORDS:
burn before you bloom by @earlywrites
Alexis/Rachel, rated M, 29881 words
Honestly I could have put this fic in half a dozen squares, easily. Give me all the Rachel feelings forever and ever, thank you.

A FIC THAT MADE YOU FEEL SEEN:
A Secret Power by Distractivate
Rachel/OFC, rated M, 28456 words
This was one of the fics that was gifted to me, and my initial reaction to it was “Okay either the author is someone I know really well or I need to stop baring so much of my soul on the internet.”

A FIC YOU’VE REREAD SEVERAL TIMES:
Imposter Syndrome by @imargaery
Stevie/Alexis, rated E, 5998 words
Okay this is sort of cheating because I haven’t really had time to reread any of the Elevate fics, EXCEPT I beta’d this one so it gets this square by default lmao. It’s an absolute DELIGHT!

A FIC YOU STAYED UP WAY TOO LATE READING:
The Raine Job by lastchancecafe
Stevie/Rachel and Alexis/Twyla, rated M, 7392 words
I was looking at the tags a few days before works were released and lost my whole entire mind at “Leverage Fusion”, so imagine my delight when it turned out to be based on one of my favourite Leverage episodes!

A FIC THAT INSPIRES YOU:
Taking a Risk by @unfolded73
Stevie/Twyla, rated E, 9839 words
This is a beautifully crafted, wonderfully paced, engaging story that I loved.

you know that it’s god, baby (when you’re around her) by singsongsung 
Stevie/Alexis, rated E, 13147 words
I know as an author I find reworking canon ground really challenging sometimes, and this fic did an AMAZING job of exactly that.

A FAVOURITE CANON-VERSE FIC:
Night Moves by Bibliopan
Stevie/Twyla, rated E, 3733 words
Okay, it’s post-canon, but that totally counts. This is cute and hot and delightful!

A FIC THAT MADE YOU CRY:
love’s hook piercing me by @nikkaphon
Gen, rated T, 4119 words
I’m a sucker for ‘parenting queer children’ feelings and this was just a whole lot of wow. (They were good tears I promise!)

A FIC WITH A FAVOURITE TROPE:
to be your harbor by @doublel27
Alexis/Twyla, rated E, 4007 words
Hello praise kink, hello Service Top Alexis Rose. I’m sold.

Much Ado About Schitt All by @kindofspecificstore
[PODFIC & ART] by Amanita_Fierce and @rhetoricalk

Stevie/Alexis and Rachel/Twyla and Ronnie&Moira QPR, rated G, 18337 words
MAGICAL! REALISM!

A FIC THAT MADE YOU GASP:
Climbed a mountain and I turned around by @nikkaphon
Gen, rated T, 9247 words
The writing of this story is just… visceral and incredible.

A FIC YOU ASSOCIATE WITH A SONG:
Home at Last by @januarium
Stevie/Alexis, rated E, 26602 words
Maybe this time I’ll win in-fucking-deed. This is a MINDBLOWING character study of Stevie and I adore it.

A FIC THAT HELPED YOU BETTER APPRECIATE A CHARACTER:
Maybe If You Stayed by @fraudulentzodiac
Alexis/Twyla, rated E, 14296 words
This is a PHENOMENAL Alexis POV and I was blown away by it.

A FIC SHORTER THAN 2K WORDS:
It Couldn’t Please Me More by @neelyo67
Ronnie/Heather, rated M, 1578 words
Don’t let the length fool you, this fic is 🔥🔥🔥

A FIC WITH A LINE YOU STILL REMEMBER:
sweet as cherry wine by @samwhambam
Stevie/Twyla, rated E, 12655 words
She’s kissed girls before, made out with them, and had gotten in bed with a couple who had been very specific about their wants, needs, and expectations. But she’d never had to take the lead before, and the idea that she might need to was a little overwhelming.

spelling it out by helvetica_upstart
Stevie/Twyla, rated T, 4094 words
It doesn’t feel like a first kiss. It feels like the ground of the town is mapped with veins and capillaries; like all of the love Stevie has for the place and its people thrums through it and finds her here with Twyla in the beating heart.

A FIC YOU WISH COULD BE A MOVIE:
I Offer You My Heart by @landofsonlali and podfic by @sunlightsymphony
Alexis/Twyla, rated G, 10347 words
Everyone needs a cute coffee shop AU movie in their lives, and this one would be adorable.

Dead Guy in Sleeper Car Number Four by @hullomoon and art by @sparklesmagiclightlove
Gen, rated T, 6274 words
I mean, come on. Who doesn’t love a good murder mystery film? (Plus, Stevie in those suspenders, HELLO.)

A COMFORT FIC:
Twyla’s Cafe Podcast, An Alexis Rose Production, Produced by Alexis Rose (with help from Twyla) by @whetherwoman
Alexis/Twyla, rated T, 6061 words
Everything about this is just warm and comforting and amazing. All of it.

A FIC THAT YOU WOULD READ FIC OF:
the devil’s in the details (but you’ve got a friend in me) by @leopxld-fitz
Stevie/Alexis, rated T, 4403 words
For a relatively short fic there sure are some fabulous little subplots we’re getting a hint of in this story that I would LOVE to be expounded on!

A FIC YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A SEQUEL:
We Must Let Go to Know What’s Right by @neelyo67
[ARTby @nervouscupcakeinspace 
Alexis/Rachel, rated E, 10159 words
I need! To know! What happens! Next!

Pinch and Hit by @januarium 
Stevie/Alexis, rated E, 3332 words
This was a second gift for me that Jan kindly wrote because they knew I was pinch-hitting (hence the title), and yes I WOULD read another 100,000 words of Alexis Rose as a bubblegum domme, please and thank you.

A FIC YOU’D PRINT AND PUT ON YOUR BOOKSHELF:
you set me free by @sparklesmagiclightlove
Rachel/Twyla, rated G
Less ‘on my bookshelf’ and more ‘on my wall’ because this comic-style art is INCREDIBLE.

A FIC THAT MADE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD:
something so magic about you by @mymariahcarey 
Stevie/Twyla, rated E, 15936 words
This fic has the kind of snarky narrative that I absolutely adore.

When the Tiers Start to Fall (I Won’t Wipe Them Away) by @landofsonlali
Gen, rated G, 3856 words
Honestly, I should have been able to guess from the title alone that this fic would be hilarious.

A FIC BY A FAVOURITE AUTHOR:
I feel summer creepin’ in and I’m tired of this town again by @ships-to-sail
Moira/Jocelyn, rated T, 3431 words
One of my favourite authors, one of my favourite people, one of my favourite Elevate fics.

A FIC YOU’D REC TO SOMEONE NEW TO FIC:
know that i’m yours (to keep) by singsongsung
Alexis/Twyla, rated T, 8680 words
The 5+1 structure would be really accessible to someone new to fic, as would the way you can track them through canon. This fic is so freaking gorgeous.

FREE SPACE:
Just make me come unglued by @yourbuttervoicedbeau
Stevie/Twyla, rated T, 7050 words
Wearing  glass slippers, I got my Chucks by  @yourbuttervoicedbeau

Stevie/Alexis, rated E, 7400 words
Look, I just feel like too much of an arrogant asshole putting my own fic anywhere else. So they’re getting the free square.

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roguebabyinyourstore·9 hours agoAnswer

Just thinking about when Patrick and David are at their car about to leave for the Hike and Patrick says "trust me, you're gonna love this" because he's going to propose to him 🥺🥺🥺

god just remembering the first time I watched that and having No Idea what was coming. I think they set it up so well in terms of David being ridiculous on the hike up, complaining, looking at his eBay bids, and Patrick getting increasingly frustrated with him. the way David showed up for Patrick, had the hand sanitizer (which I 100% think was in the same pocket as the rings so Patrick couldn’t just tell him where it was), and literally carried him up a mountain was lovely. a beautiful metaphor for their relationship, how David will set aside his petulance to comfort Patrick, to grab a hold of Patrick when he get’s inside his head, when his plans go sideways, and lift him up. carrying him towards their future together.

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roguebabyinyourstore·a day agoAnswer

Both Clint and marcy have blue eyes, Patrick has brown eyes. Patrick is adopted sorry I don't make the rules

OK SO THIS IS A HC THAT I FULLY SUPPORT. besides it being genetically impossible for him to have brown eyes, it would explain why he is so people-pleasing, so repressed, so desperate for approval. I’d like to think it was a learned trait from his youth. not only is he an only child, but that coupled with him possibly being adopted? it would only increase his need to not be a disappointment to his parents, to chase that white picket fence life that he was taught to want. because he felt he owed it to them to be a golden child. plus, it would support why he’s an only child while he supposedly has a bunch of cousins that are more like siblings. I can imagine it was customary for Brewers to at least have a few kids and that’s why he mentions in The Premiere how he thought that’s what he’d have at that point. no doubt another learned tradition from his youth.

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roguebabyinyourstore·a day agoText

whetherwoman:

The world is, you know, *waves hands*, but I read some daaaaang good fic this week from the Elevate femslash exchange. Author reveals are tonight, so even though I’ve only read fewer than half the fics in the collection I’m squeaking in with a rec post. I genuinely loved every fic I read and I can only assume the ones I didn’t read are also fabulous, so please don’t limit yourself to only these recs, go enjoy everything in Elevate including art and podfics!

But also I really, really loved these fics and you should definitely read them.

I Would Be A Mermaid Fair, 2k words, Stevie/Twyla, rated T  - my gift fic for meeeee! Stevie’s a man-eating mermaid and Twyla’s a pirate!!! If that mental image doesn’t make you slam that link, I don’t know what will. It’s sweet, and funny, and is note perfect Stevie and Twyla characterization in a totally AU world, and I love it.

A Secret Power, 28k words, Rachel/OFC, rated M - a GORGEOUS fic where Rachel moves to New York. I fell madly in love with the OC right along with Rachel. This has so many queer feelings, and growing up feelings, and self identity feelings. It’s really cool the way Rachel’s journey parallels Patrick’s in terms of discovering you’re queer in your 30s, but diverges in some really key ways. (And the way Rachel sees Patrick is so great, too, the ways she loves him and also sees his flaws from a perspective we do not get on the show.) It’s beautifully written.

Climbed a mountain and I turned around, 9k, Stevie & Ronnie, rated T (no sex) - Stevie moves to Oregon to join a firefighting crew, and Ronnie mentors her on the job and, somewhat accidentally, in how to be a human being with emotions. God, I have so many Stevie feelings, and Ronnie feelings, and the way the two intersect in this fic is gorgeous. The way both Stevie and Ronnie open up to each other over the course of the story, and open up to their own desires and possibilities, is so subtle and moving. Plus it’s absolutely right that every time you see the Pacific really is Like That.

burn before you bloom, 29k, Rachel/Alexis, M - Rachel moves to Schitt’s Creek after she and Patrick break up, instead of Patrick, and discovers how much she loves women, Alexis, and herself. Even though we got maaaaybe 10 minutes of Rachel in canon, the Rachel in this fic is both entirely recognizable and fleshed out into a very real, very relatable person. I maybe empathize with her variety of cluelessness and impulsiveness and anxiety a liiiiitle too much? Nah, just the perfect amount. This fic is hilarious and moving and makes me clutch my heart.

Imposter Syndrome, 6k, Stevie/Alexis, E - This is both burning hot, and a little bit heartbreaking. Post-canon, Stevie and Alexis have an arrangement and don’t talk about their feelings. It shows how they’re both growing up, and conquering the world, and still, maybe, a little bit, settling for a little less than they deserve. Super gorgeous.

Home At Last, 26k, Stevie/Alexis, E - A gorgeous slow burn where Stevie and Alexis get together during Cabaret. Stevie is her perfect clueless failboat self, and Alexis is entirely self confident except when she isn’t, and in the end it’s really about Stevie and faaaaaaamily and looooooove. The relationship between Stevie and Alexis is adorable and super hot, and the relationships between Stevie and David, and Stevie and Moira, and Stevie and Patrick, and Stevie and Ronnie, and Stevie and Johnny, are also so important and so perfect. 

Seriously all the fics in this fest are so good, though, go read them all, especially the many I wasn’t able to read this week.

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roguebabyinyourstore·a day agoText

scorpiogays:

patrick meeting david: here have my number 🥰🥰🥰 call me if you need anything please 🥰🥰🥰 it was so nice to meet you 🥰🥰

david meeting patrick: CAN SOMEBODY GET THIS BITCH OUT OF MY FACE

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