Send 'small things' for three memories my character has with yours that they hold dear, of moments that seemed insignificant at first, but became magical later.
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Feel free to change whatever you need to make it work for your muses. Triggers of childbirth & miscarriage apply
โMother and father will be so pleased to hear the news!โ
โYou should not strain yourself so much and rest more.โ
โCome, sit and let me take care of you.โ
โI have brought you a gift for the babe.โ
โThe word father/mother suddenly has a nice ring to it.โ
โDo you think the other children will like the new baby?โ
โI think I felt the babe kick!โ
โIs the baby bothering you? Here, let me try and soothe it.โ
โAre you going to be sick? Let me help you.โ
โYou have never been more beautiful to me than when you are heavy with my child.โ
โTake my arm, you waddle like a sea lion on land.โ
โAre you not excited? You are not saying muchโฆโ
โOh no, no, no, I should not be bleeding.โ
โIt is far too early for the baby to come!โ
โThe pain started an hour ago and it happened so quickly. There was blood and then it was over.โ
โWhy is there blood on your dress?โ
โI came as fast as I could. The babeโฆ?โ
โYouโll be alright. These things happen unfortunately. The bleeding will stop soon.โ
โI will not leave your side, I promise.โ
โHere, hold my hand and squeeze it as hard as you want.โ
โTell me how I can help you.โ
โWhy donโt we take a little walk? It might help with the pain.โ
โA bath will help with the pain. Iโll have a maid draw it up for you.โ
โLet me help you change into something more comfortable.โ
โThereโs nowhere else Iโd rather be than here with you.โ
โThatโs it, deep breaths. I know it hurts, but you are doing so well.โ
โYou donโt have to lie flat on your back. There are other positions you could try.โ
โYou are doing so well! I can see the babyโs head!โ
โOne big push and the babe will come.โ
โThere is a lot of blood. Should there be so much blood?โ
โI have been in pain all night, but thought nothing of it.โ
โI think my waters have broken.โ
โQuick, call for the midwife, the baby is coming too fast!โ
โI cannot do this! I want the pain to stop!โ
โI do not want my husband in here. He will only be in the way.โ
โThis is a place for women only. Men have to stay outside.โ
โI think I might vomit from the pain.โ
โPlease help me take a bath. Maybe that will ease the pain.โ
โI have been in pain for hours. When will it finally stop?โ
โThis is your first babe. It will take a while to come.โ
โWhat if my body doesnโt know how to do this?โ
โQuick, help me lie down. I think I can feel the head coming.โ
โPlease donโt leave me alone here with strangers! I am afraid.โ
โI wish to nurse my babe myself. I donโt require a wet nurse.โ
โCome here and hold your son/daughter.โ
โI am so very proud of you for gifting me this little miracle.โ
โChildbirth truly is the battlefield of women.โ
โThe babe has your nose and my eyes.โ
โI never thought babies were soโฆsmall.โ
โRest now, you have done well. I will watch the babe.โ
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A meme surrounding family planning, pregnancy & childbirthย best suited for medieval & fantasy setting. Feel free to change whatever you need to make the prompts suitable for you!
โOur marriage has not been consummated yet. How am I supposed to produce an heir?!โ
โThe midwife advised me to sleep with you on a full moon for fertility.โ
โWe have tried to conceive a babe for many years, but the Gods have not blessed us with one yet.โ
โYou are still young. This loss only means we will try again.โ
โI hope this time we will be blessed with a child that lives.โ
โWill you be disappointed if it is not a son?โ
โThis is not their first child and they have failed to produce and heir so far.โ
โShe is with child, but remains unmarried. A scandal!โ
โRumor has it that she is not pregnant by her husband, but her lover.โ
โWe need to have an heir. I know you do not wish to share the bed with me, but we must try for the sake of our families. It is our duty.โ
โIt is a womanโs duty to give her husband children. You are not excluded from that.โ
โShe only had a babe a year ago and is pregnant again. If they continue like that, the poor girl will be spent by 25.โ
โI think I might be with child.โ
โI think you might be with child.โ
โHow does one know when a child has taken root in the womb?โ
โYou have been sick a lot recently. Might you be with child?โ
โWe have prayed for this babe for years and the Gods have finally answered us.โ
โYou look more beautiful with each day you carry my child.โ
โShe has been positively glowing for someone so close to childbirth.โ
โYou should rest, my dear. Let me help you sit somewhere.โ
โDo not over exert yourself. It is bad for the babe.โ
โThe babe will be the best King/Queen our kingdom has ever seen, I have no doubt.โ
โI never wished to father children, but now that I look at the swell of your stomach each day, I cannot wait to be a parent.โ
โConfinement has been one of the more dull experiences of my life.โ
โAre you well? You look pale. Is it time?โ
โSince when have you been in pain? I think we ought to call for the midwife.โ
โHas no one told you how labor starts, child? Your babe is coming.โ
โHold my hand and breathe. You are doing very well. It will be over soon.โ
โGet the birthing chair. The babe is stuck and we need gravityโs help.โ
โI do not want strangers in the room. Please dismiss everyone, but the midwife.โ
โIs this amount of blood normal?โ
โWould you like to take a hot bath to ease the pain?โ
โI do not expect you to stay in the birthing chamber with me. I know it is no place for a husband.โ
โThe Queen is in labour. Let us hope the child will live this time.โ
โThey say the babe is not coming and we might lose them both.โ
โYou have to be strong now, or you might lose the babe.โ
โThere is too much blood. Something is not right.โ
โIt is just a bit of childbed fever. She will recover.โ
โThe babe is small and weak. You should not get your hopes up.โ
โWhat a wonderful blessing, it is a son!โ
โThey say an heir is what a man desires, but a daughter was what I truly needed.โ
โIโm afraid it is not over yet. There seems to be another babe on the way.โ
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Hey friends! Any suggestions for starters/prompts? Is there anything you need more of in the rp world or would like to see? Let me know โฅ๏ธ!
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1. What is your favorite trope to rp?
2. Name 3 things you admire about OCs.
3. Who are your longest rp friends?
4. What old character would you love to bring back?
5. What is a character you love, but donโt think you can write?
6. Name 3 things you love most about your muse/muses.
7. What is one overrated roleplay trend?
8. Do your friends outside the internet know your roleplay?
9. Have you ever written fanfictions?
10. Why do you write?
11. Do you welcome duplicates of your character or stay away from them?
12. Do you prefer writing main or minor canon characters?
13. Is there one trope you canโt stand?
14. What is your opinion on writing smut?
15. What is your opinion on tagging triggers?
16. Do you prefer long or short replies and why?
17. What makes you insecure about your own writing?
18. What is one thing youโd wish to see more in the rp community?
19. Who is an author that inspires you?
20. Do you need music/noise to write or do you prefer silence?
21. What time of the day is your favorite to write?
22. Are there any red roleplay flags for you that make you back off immedately?
23. Your favorite fandom to write in?
24. Have you ever left a fandom because of negativity?
25. One thing youโd like new roleplayers to know?
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โIโm sorry it had to end like this.โ
โIโll always remember us this way.โ
โYouโre a wonderful person, but I just donโt love you like that anymore.โ
โIโm sorry, I met someone else...โ
โThe divorce papers are on the desk.โ
โPlease pack your things and leave.โ
โYou made my life worth living and I donโt know how to go on without you.โ
โPlease donโt leave me like this!โ
โI gave you another chance and you wasted it again.โ
โYou have been cheating on me for a while, havenโt you?!โ
โAll I ever wanted was you. But I guess I loved the idea of you more than actually being with you.โ
โWe were better as friends...โ
โI just canโt do this anymore.โ
โYou used to be my home, but youโve become my prison.โ
โDonโt give up, please! I need you. We all need you. Just live!โ
โI really thought this would work, but it doesnโt.โ
โI want you to be happy, above all else, but youโre not happy with me.โ
โWe can still be friends. Donโt be a stranger.โ
โYou were my everything, but you made me feel like Iโm nothing.โ
โThank you for all the love and happiness we shared.โ
โItโs okay to let go. Just go. Iโll be alright.โ
โWe tried to make this work, but we failed. I think itโs time to accept that.โ
โEverything happens for a reason. Maybe we were each otherโs lesson.โ
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Send one of the symbols for a starter based on the prompts. Send a symbol +ย โปย ย to reverse action. Trigger warnings for sickness, injuries & violence do apply
แฆ receiver is found with a bullet wound by sender
โ receiver has a high fever and needs help from sender
โ๏ธ receiver is terminally ill and has to say goodbye to sender during their last day
โ receiver admits to sender they are pregnant, after feeling nauseous for days
โ๏ธย receiver gets hit by a car in front of sender
โฐ receiver has passed out and sender finds them
โ receiver calls sender to ask for help in a medical emergency
โ receiver gets beaten up by robbers and is found by sender
โ receiver has a mental breakdown and sender tries to comfort them
โ receiver has a miscarriage and tells sender about it
โ receiver suffers from amnesia and sender tries to help spark their memory
โ receiver has been in a coma for months and finally wakes up in the presence of sender
โฆ receiver has the flu and sender takes care of them
โต receiver and sender meet at as patients on a psychic ward
๊ผ receiver has experienced domestic violence and seeks refuge with sender
โค receiver has been stabbed and sender finds them
โถ receiver has been the victim of experiments and is freed by sender
โ receiver has developed supernatural powers that they struggle to control in the presence of sender
โ receiver dies in senderโs arms
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โBut what is grief, if not love persevering?โ
โIn a real magic act, everything is fake.โ
โThis is our home.โ ย ย
โ Then letโs fight for it.โ
โSheโs one split end away from cutting her own bangs!โ
โWe canโt reverse death.โย
โI donโt understand this power, but I will.โ
โItโs not like your dead husband can die twice!โ
โYou are my sadness and my hope, but mostly youโre my love.โ
โI have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.โ
โThis is your only warning.โ
โThe urge to run from this feeling is powerful.โ
โYou tied your family to this chaotic world and now one canโt exist without the other.โ
โThanks for the lesson, but I donโt need you to tell me who I am.โ
โIโll let you keep this pathetic corner of the world all to yourself.โ
โWe are an unusual couple.โ
โTheyโll never know what you sacrificed for them.โ
โIโve been feeling weird-ie all day.โ
โMy mother-in-law is in town, so I wasnโt.โ
โYou have no idea what you have unleashed.โ
โYouโre gonna need me.โ ย
โLife moves pretty fast in the suburbs.โ
โI am not what you say I am.โ
โThe worldโs not the same as you left it.โ
โThe only way forward is back.โ
โBecause family is forever.โ
โI only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just....endless nothingness.โ
โIt canโt all be sorrow, can it?โ
โDonโt use the last 5 years as an excuse to be a coward!โย
โWe could never truly leave each other, even if we tried.โ
โYou donโt get to make that choice for me!โ
โWho knows what might be next?โ
โAnd all we had to do was be ourselves.โ
โPerhaps the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages.โ
โShe believed youโd come back.โ
โIt doesnโt really speak to my skill set.โ
โI did not break your rules!โ
โPlease - I can be good!โ
โWe have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason...weโll say hello again.โ
โI can fix it.โ
โYou were born for this.โ
โPower isnโt your problem, itโs knowledge.โ
โThis world you made will always be broken. Just like you.โ
โI read somewhere that itโs bad luck to say goodbye in the dark.โ
โPerhaps I just wanted to see you clearly.โ
โSo long, darling.โ
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TAYLOR SWIFT LYRIC STARTERS
๐ชโ๐ปโ๐ชโ๐ทโ๐ฒโ๐ดโ๐ทโ๐ชโ ๏น ๐ผโ๐ฎโ๐ฑโ๐ฑโ๐ดโ๐ผโ ๏น ๐จโ๐ญโ๐ฆโ๐ฒโ๐ตโ๐ฆโ๐ฌโ๐ณโ๐ชโ ๐ตโ๐ทโ๐ดโ๐งโ๐ฑโ๐ชโ๐ฒโ๐ธโ ๏น ๐ฌโ๐ดโ๐ฑโ๐ฉโ ๐ทโ๐บโ๐ธโ๐ญโ ๏น ฮ๐นโ๐ฎโ๐ธโ ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฒโ๐ณโ ๐ธโ๐ชโ๐ฆโ๐ธโ๐ดโ๐ณโ
I had a feeling so peculiar that this pain would be for evermore
Canโt remember what I used to fight for
Canโt not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost
Oh, can we just get a pause?
Is there a line that I could just go cross?
I dreamed of you
It was real enough
You booked the night train for a reason
Your heart was glass, I dropped it
Love slipped beyond your reaches
I never was ready so I watch you go
Sometimes you just donโt know the answer
You wonโt remember all my champagne problems
I donโt like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you
Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
I donโt like that falling feels like flying โtil the bone crush
What must it be like to grow up that beautiful?
I canโt dare to dream about you anymore
Eyes like sinking ships on water, so inviting I almost jump in
While I was gone I would have asked you
Thereโs an ache in you, put there by the ache in me
So we could call it even
You could call me โbabeโ for the weekend
โTis the damn season
And the road not taken looks real good now
The holidays linger like bad perfume
You can run, but only so far
I escaped it too, remember how you watched me leave
But if itโs okay with you, itโs okay with me
Now Iโm missing your smile
Hear me out
And it always leads to you in my hometown
I wonโt ask you to wait, if you donโt ask me to stay
And the heart I know Iโm breaking is my own
We could call it even, even though Iโm leaving
And Iโll be yours for the weekend
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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[ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ ]ย our muses share a bed in the early morning hours, because it is cold in the house
[ ๐ฐ๐จ๐จ๐๐ฌ ]ย our muses decide to take a walk in the woods
[ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐ง ]ย our muses carve pumpkins together
[ ๐๐จ๐ณ๐ฒ ]ย our muses spend a cozy evening in, watching tv and snuggling on the couch
[ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ]ย our muses rake leaves together, one gets a bit childish and starts throwing them
[ ๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง ]ย our muses get soaked and end up helping each other out of wet clothes
[ ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐๐ณ๐ ]ย one of our muses has a cold, the other cares for them
[ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง๐ค๐ฌ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐ ]ย our muses spend thanksgiving together
[ ๐ฌ๐๐ ]ย one of our muses suffers from winter depressions, the other tries to comfort them
[ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ง ]ย one of our muses gets cold and wears the cardigan of the other
[ ๐&๐ ]ย our muses decide to have breakfast in bed on a dreary Sunday morningย
[ ๐๐๐ญ๐ก ] our muses have a hot bath/shower together after theyโve been outside for too long
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๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง '๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ' ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ซ๐ แฆย ย
โHere, take my jacket. You look cold.โ
โWaking up next to you is my favorite thing of the morning.โ
โYou look beautiful.โ
โI made your favorite food, because you werenโt feeling your best.โ
โI brought you flowers to brighten your day a little.โ
โYou can always call me, even in the middle of the night.โ
โEverything is more fun when youโre around.โ
โWhy would I watch the stars, when I can look at you instead?โ
โCome under my blanket, I know youโre freezing.โ
โPlease be careful out there.โ
โYouโre the best thing that ever happened to me.โ
โYour flaws are the best parts of you.โ
โHome is wherever you are.โ
โI donโt care what happens, as long as weโre together.โ
โPromise youโll never leave.โ
โYour hand fits perfectly in mine.โ
โIโd do anything for you, you know that.โ
โI want us to grow old together.โ
โYou have made me a better person.โ
โIโll always try to make you happy.โ
โOf course I worry about you. Youโre important to me.โ
โI belong right here with you.โ
โIโll stay with you. I donโt want you to be alone.โ
โLet me take care of you.โ
โI heard you couldnโt sleep, so I made you some tea.โ
โIโm only me when Iโm with you.โ
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
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๐๐ก๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ & ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ
๐นโ๐ดโ ๐จโ๐ฑโ๐ฆโ๐ทโ๐ฎโ๐ซโ๐พโ๏น ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ฒโ๐บโ๐ธโ๐ชโ ๐ผโ๐ญโ๐ดโ ๐ธโ๐ชโ๐ณโ๐ฉโ๐ธโ ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๏น ๐ฎโ๐ธโ ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ดโ๐ณโ๐ชโ ๐ฆโ๐จโ๐นโ๐ฎโ๐ณโ๐ฌโ. ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ดโ๐ณโ๐ชโ ๐ทโ๐ชโ๐จโ๐ชโ๐ฎโ๐ปโ๐ฎโ๐ณโ๐ฌโ ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๏น ๐ฎโ๐ธโ ๐นโ๐ญโ๐ชโ ๐ดโ๐ณโ๐ชโ ๐ผโ๐ญโ๐ดโ ๐ญโ๐ฆโ๐ธโ ๐นโ๐ดโ ๐ทโ๐ชโ๐ฆโ๐จโ๐นโ
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your museโs body
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse brushes a strand of hair behind your museโs ear
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad
[ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket
[ ๐๐๐๐ ] My muse boops your museโs nose
[ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse laces their fingers with yours
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse sits by your museโs bedside while they are sick/hurt
[ ๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse takes your museโs hand and slow dances with them without music playing
[ ๐๐๐ ] My muse helps yours out of soaking wet clothes
[ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse gently runs a hand over your museโs back/arm
[ ๐๐๐ ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while
[ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours
[ ๐๐๐๐ ] My muse holds yours while they cry
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๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย
โYou're dripping blood on the carpet.โ
โWhen I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn't mean you should get one right away...โ
โPress that against the wound, I'm going to get the med kit.โ
โIt's bleeding quite badly.โ
โOh God, what happened to you?!โ
โYou're covered in blood! Is it yours?โ
โYour head looks pretty bad. I'm sure it'll need stitches.โ
โIt's going to hurt for a moment, but I'll need to clean the wound.โ
โI'm so sorry this happened to you. But you're safe now.โ
โThat's a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?โ
โDoes it still hurt?โ
โI don't think a band aid is gonna fix this...โ
โWhoa, hey, stay with me! You're as white as a ghost. Don't pass out.โ
โDamn, that must hurt. I'm sure there are some painkillers around here.โ
โYou have to be seen by a doctor. This isn't going to heal on its own.โ
โIt looks broken. Can you move it at all?โ
โHere, lean on me. I'll support you.โ
โI'm not going to leave you behind. If need be, I'll carry you.โ
โI'm going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.โ
โEverything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.โ
โI don't feel so good.โ
โIt's seeping through the bandages.โ
โMy head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.โ
โI can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!โ
โIt looks worse than it is. I'm sure it'll be gone in a couple of days...โ
โYou should see the other one.โ
โDon't look at me like that. I don't want your pity.โ
โIt was my fault, really. I wasn't paying attention and got hit in the face.โ
โGetting stabbed wasn't really on my bucket list.โ
โI don't think I can walk.โ
โLeave me behind, please. I'm just going to slow you down.โ
โAm I going to die?โ
โI can't stop the bleeding.โ
โI think the bruise matches my eye color.โ
โDon't touch it, please! It hurts.โ
โI don't want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!โ
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
โHappy Mother's Day! We love you!โ
โI've bought you flowers and chocolate.โ
โWhat do you think about breakfast in bed?โ
โMommy, I made you breakfast!โ
โFur babies totally count on Mother's Day.โ
โTechnically, I am not a mom, but I kinda raised all of you idiots.โ
โDoes my husband count as a child on Mother's Day?โ
โI know we're not together anymore, but you're still the mother of my child, so happy Mother's Day.โ
โDo we wanna make something for mommy?โ
โHave you got your mom something for Mother's Day?โ
โMother's Day is only fun, when you still have a mom. I hate it.โ
โI can't wait to be a mom for Mother's Day next year!โ
โAll I want for Mother's Day is wine and an hour of peace.โ
โWho needs flowers, when you could just sleep in and take a shower in silence.โ
โDid you make that for me, sweetheart?โ
โI made you a Mother's Day card, but then I spilled coffee over it...โ
โSince we're two mom's with a baby on Mother's Day, I'd say we just take turns taking naps throughout the day and then enjoy the evening together.โ
โMother's Day must be hard for you. I'm here if you need someone.โ
โHappy first Mother's Day to my two favorite people.โ
โMother's Day is just another way for the flower industry to make money.โ
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐ฆโ ๐ซโ๐ฆโ๐ฒโ๐ฎโ๐ฑโ๐พโ ๐ทโ๐ดโ๐ฑโ๐ชโ๐ตโ๐ฑโ๐ฆโ๐พโ ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๐ฒโ๐ชโ
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โMom/Dad, I have a surprise for you!โ
โI don't know how that happened...โ
โCan you pick me up after school?โ
โThat wasn't me!โ
โCan we watch a movie together?โ
โMom/Dad, I'm too old for this.โ
โYou're super embarrassing, I hope you know that.โ
โMom/Dad, please don't kiss me in front of my friends...โ
โCan I sleep over at my friend's house?โ
โI don't want to go to bed!โ
โMom/Dad, is it morning yet? Can we get up?โ
โYou're a princess now, too, so you have to put the crown on mom/dad.โ
โCan I sleep in your bed tonight?โ
โThere is a monster under my bed!โ
โI don't want to go to school today...โ
โMom/Dad, I need a band aid!โ
โI don't know how the lipstick got on the walls...โ
โYou're SO not cool!โ
โI love you, mom/dad.โ
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โGet out of my room!โ
โIt wasn't me, it was him/her!โ
โDo you wanna play with me?โ
โYou're stupid, but you're still my best friend.โ
โCan you help me with my homework?โ
โMOM/DAD, the baby is chewing on a shoe!โ
โStop crying, or mom/dad will hear us!โ
โLet's go on an adventure together!โ
โAre you sure we're related? It definitely doesn't seem so...โ
โPlease don't talk to me at school when I'm with my friends.โ
โNo, you can't go outside with me. You're too young.โ
โWanna build a blanket fort and watch a movie?โ
โWe could do something nice for mom and dad.โ
โIf you stick that pea up your nose, I'll give you a dollar.โ
โDo you want to sleep in my bed? You look scared.โ
โI'm older, so I get to choose.โ
โIf you break something, I'm gonna tell mom/dad.โ
โMom/dad, he/she is being mean again!โ
โNext time they're mean to you, you tell me and I'll beat them up.โ
โOh God, don't tell anyone what you saw!โ
โHave you stolen that from my room?!โ
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โIt's dangerously quiet, don't you think?โ
โWHO COLORED ON THE WALLS?!โ
โWould you like to help me cook dinner?โ
โHoney, it's your time to get up, the kid is crying.โ
โHave you turned on the baby monitor before you left the room?โ
โI love them when they're asleep.โ
โSchool called and the principal wants to see us.โ
โIs 1 too young for fries...?โ
โI feel like a second wouldn't be that much more work...โ
โI love it when they play with each other and we get to just sit and relax.โ
โWe should take the kid/s camping over the weekend.โ
โCan you take the kid/s to school on your way to work?โ
โWhen they have a surprise for you and you instinctively know that actually means 'I burned down half the house for you to clean up'.โ
โThe kid just threw up all over the bed and me. It's gonna be a great night.โ
โCan you take them out to play in the garden, so I can take a shower?โ
โIf I hear mom/dad one more time, I think I'm gonna scream.โ
โ9:30am is the perfect time for wine during a weekend stuck at home with kids.โ
โYou go get some rest, I'll take it from here.โ
โI think we did a good job with them. They're not complete idiots.โ
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