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KOI WO SURU NARA NIDOME GA JOTO (2024) | 1.05
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they're all here 🥹✌🏻🫶🏻
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HERE WE GO ✌🏻🤭🏃🏼‍♀️
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
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WE'RE LIVE 🎉🍾
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always the power couple 💚
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"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.
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Your great-great-great grandfather was a vampire. However, the vampire genes are so diluted all it means is you’re mildly annoyed by crosses, are allergic to garlic, and get sunburned easily.
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gunsmile got into drama with august vachivarit??? what??? please someone explain I'm so lost lol
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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 
we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?
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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912
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hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself
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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from
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