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Yall want a body cast for Captain MacTavish? You want to know who I think has his exact body type?

Drew McIntyre. The wrestler.

#call of duty #cod x reader #captain mactavish #write this later

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If I see Graves and Shepherd? It’s on sight. Like idc im a 5’3 3/4 white bitch. Im taking them down. Makarov (or whatever the fuck his name is) is also going down. Like completely and utterly on sight. I will do everything in my power to kick their asses.

#call of duty #cod x reader

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I just realized that Jason Todd’s hair streak could never possible bc if you have blunt force trauma and lose the hair then have it grow back- it could come back a white/grey streak. Apparently emotional damage can cause this too possibly?

The more you know

#jason todd #write this later #red hood #batfam

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there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

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Welcome to task Whores 141.

We’re a nude maid company and we will send our buffest and bravest, to fight your unclean battles.

You’re options:

-Simon “Ghost” Riley

-John “Soap” MacTavish

-John “Bravo 1” Price

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick.

>Simon “Ghost” Riley

-John “Soap” MacTavish

-John “Bravo 1” Price

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick.

-Simon “Ghost” Riley

>John “Soap” MacTavish

-John “Bravo 1” Price

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick.

-Simon “Ghost” Riley

-John “Soap” MacTavish

>John “Bravo 1” Price

-Kyle “Gaz” Garrick.

-Simon “Ghost” Riley

-John “Soap” MacTavish

-John “Bravo 1” Price

>Kyle “Gaz” Garrick.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick is selected.

When would you like to book him?

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[ ASAP ]

This is a little Intro to my maid AU. As usual my AU will probably have the two sides of “what if them” vs “what if you”. I couldn’t come up with a better name than “Whore41” so im sorry lmaoo.

Masterlist is pinned on profile as always, check out my AU list for more like this. Don’t forget to leave me a comment (i always try to respond) or a request in my inbox (i also try to respond to these when I can), a reblog, or even just a like to let me know what yall want to see!

#call of duty #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mctavish x reader #john price #captain price #kyle gaz x you #kyle gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #write this later #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #price mw3 #price mw2 #captain john price #price x reader #cod price #nude maid au

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

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No bc this man is so dramatic I’d be like, im trying to help you stop your whining 😭

THIS is the princess treatment I’d give Soap

HOWEVER that does give the same energy as THIS chill dog😭

Im right im not taking arguments you cant tell me im wrong i wONT LISTEN TO YOU

#call of duty #cod x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2

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I know this man have tight hammies. Im saving this so I know how to massage them if I ever learn that Activisions games are actually propaganda and not just military thirst traps

THIS is the princess treatment I’d give Soap

HOWEVER that does give the same energy as THIS chill dog😭

Im right im not taking arguments you cant tell me im wrong i wONT LISTEN TO YOU

#write this later #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish

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No bc he would totally do the “im in mild pain” giggles as you work out knots and I will die of this hill.

THIS is the princess treatment I’d give Soap

HOWEVER that does give the same energy as THIS chill dog😭

Im right im not taking arguments you cant tell me im wrong i wONT LISTEN TO YOU

#call of duty #cod x reader #johnny soap mactavish smut #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap x you

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Me giving Rugby Soap the good rubs bc this man is probably too proud to go get a massage

THIS is the princess treatment I’d give Soap

HOWEVER that does give the same energy as THIS chill dog😭

Im right im not taking arguments you cant tell me im wrong i wONT LISTEN TO YOU

#write this later #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap x you

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THIS is the princess treatment I’d give Soap

HOWEVER that does give the same energy as THIS chill dog😭

Im right im not taking arguments you cant tell me im wrong i wONT LISTEN TO YOU

#call of duty #cod x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap x you

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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Just Jason working out cause I found a pretty retro adidas set and thought of him 👉🏼👈🏼

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I’d like to add Harley who flipped in battle when Canary was pregnant and expanding to say she refuses to fight a child.

When Robin comes around Harley is all “wait right here darlin! Aunt Harley will be right back, gotta attend to business as usual first and I dont wantcha gettin hurt now!”

My fav version of poison ivys power origin story is a lá Thorns (medically tortured as a kid) and when she learns about a literal child following batman around she FREAKS OUT.

Ivy gets batman alone then serves him a total curveball: she wants to vaccinate Robin from most of her toxins. Bruce thinks it’s a trap until word on the street is that Scarecrow and joker had multiple poisons stolen. He confronts ivy and she admits to stealing them but it’s for the proposed vaccine for Robin.

The rules are that he’s not allowed any samples of the vaccine, and Robin stays with her for three hours for the vaccine to fully absorb into his system. Batman can stay with him, but only in the same room as she might need to use lab equipment.

So every Robin gets the very odd experience of having their biannual vaccine from Dr. Poison Ivy, where they are all on their best behavior and get biodegradable stickers while Bruce just very patiently sits next to them like >:| with one of those temperature guns aimed at their heads

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The idea based on this tiktok that soap trains like a rugby player now that he’s in the military. The intensity didnt stop.

Totally going to turn this tiktok into a cbf soap fic. He’s on the rugby team and his gf comes to support him??? Sign me up.

#john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap x you

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Totally going to turn this tiktok into a cbf soap fic. He’s on the rugby team and his gf comes to support him??? Sign me up.

#call of duty #cod x reader #write this later #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap x you