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"Omnipotent guidance" this "Divine intuition" that well my "Divine Intuition" is actually some guy named John and he tells me not to eat people [walks directly into a telephone pole]

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A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat

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rip international fans

#watcher entertainment #kind of curious how they see this play out positively in general. like reasons aside the method just seems like a lose lose. #but alas. couldn't pay them if I wanted to due to the country I live in so I guess now it's none of my business anyway lmao

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RHDHHAHAHASHSHSSHSHHSS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM

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John would be so confused upon walking into an IKEA. Wandering into the showrooms would be so odd for him I think it would go something like this:

"Arthur there's so many rooms here. They're connected but they don't look like they belong together. They're ornate but unlived in."

"what?"

"Arthur something sinister is going on here. This place is humongous, never ending. There's scripture everywhere. Arthur... what is a Djungelskog"

#reblogging this too that's adorable

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John would be so confused upon walking into an IKEA. Wandering into the showrooms would be so odd for him I think it would go something like this:

"Arthur there's so many rooms here. They're connected but they don't look like they belong together. They're ornate but unlived in."

"what?"

"Arthur something sinister is going on here. This place is humongous, never ending. There's scripture everywhere. Arthur... what is a Djungelskog"

#as a blahaj owner blahaj is perfect hugging size and john deserves one #that art is so cute #though john might get the Evil Aura experience he had at Marie's house once they step in an IKEA lmao

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lots of malevolent art and concepts around John covering Arthur's eyes and that's good, great even, a major theme of the podcast in fact. but not nearly enough art of Arthur covering John's mouth.

#ooooh #oh that fucks

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how long do you think it took for John to forget the poems?

#absolutely HEARTBREAKING thank you

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CRIES AND SOBS

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i will shove that crusty old titan back into tartarus myself to keep her happy

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i love him!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh to be as comfy as this guy

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HADES 2 SPOILERS KINDA BUT-

oooooh my god OOOOOH my god oh my god OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY god oh my

#oh my GOD #hecate looks so cool hello???

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#YOOOOOOO #ATHENA ARTEMIS AND HEPHAESTUS GODDAMN #also DEMETER?

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The Exiling

#YOOOOO

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Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life

Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer

#reblogging again because this is actually the height of comedy to me

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18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

#im technically too late for neil banging out the tunes but let's pretend

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18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

#im technically too late for neil banging out the tunes but let's pretend