I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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living in a predominately wealthy area is not helping my road rage. people will be in these vehicles that cost tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars and driving like they own the entire city. i’m in a hyundai. i’ll kill us both
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hope is a skill
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🥰 is truly the best emoji there is it can be used for a myriad of different occasions like for example when you see a bird or when you hear a bird or when you think of birds
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nasty
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my wife screaming in anguish as i respond to her threatening to kill me with a rock by saying "the rockful killer"
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you can do more than one of these if you want
actually, you can do anything you want
live unapologetically and without restraint
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really awesome splatfest comic i made
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i only know who im meant to be
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falling in love with the most obnoxious character like
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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