Common mistake of new tumblr users is that they start off by only following art accounts that only post like monthly, and then they're confused by why their dash is so dead. Girlie you need to get yourself some Post Hunter Gatherers too to get a more varied experience
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
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some oranges for thai of the dye variety <3
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here, a crab, just 4 u!
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got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this
(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)
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The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.
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Source
CDC Wastewater Viral Activity Monitoring
BreatheTeq
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hot things to say during sex
cursed to put my hands on everything
hells. something just woke up down here
shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have
these boots have seen everything
ALL IS ASH AND MEAT
no one back home will ever believe this
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr
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