another favorite thing about riverdale continuity: abigail blossom was burned at the stake yet within episodes they retcon that with a 1945 death date on her headstone
21 notes
·
View notes
“what the hell is going on in riverdale lol” you don’t get to know. either you accept archie into your heart and watch the whole thing or you don’t get to reap the benefits of the insane shit cheryl is pulling every week. “but what about the epic high and lows of high school football” not even in the top 20 most insane things that have happened on that show. you know nothing
4K notes
·
View notes
i don’t know how to explain it but the emotional parts of fleabag are in the key of “fine line” by harry styles
1 note
·
View note
i know we all know continuity is not riverdale’s strongest suit but wasn’t the whole weird twisted point of season 1 is that the coopers and the blossoms are actually related?? and cooper is a made-up name to distance themselves from the blossoms?? so who the fuck is beatrice cooper and why did she burn abigail blossom??
9 notes
·
View notes
if viola hadn’t killed peter quint, i sure as fuck would’ve
12 notes
·
View notes
i hate that from the choirgirl hotel is my trauma album because that album goes so hard and is such a masterpiece and now i can’t listen >:(
2 notes
·
View notes
ya’ll remember when people thought matthew gray gubler and taylor swift were dating what was that
11 notes
·
View notes
jake gyllenhaal seeing red taylor's version is releasing with 30 songs
208 notes
·
View notes
ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
105K notes
·
View notes
7K notes
·
View notes
Scooby Doo 2 is like the only sequel that’s better than the first movie.
220 notes
·
View notes
if someone could pls edit “first thing to go” by hayley williams over a wandavision thing or something that’d be great <3333
2 notes
·
View notes
589K notes
·
View notes
15 notes
·
View notes
I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
359K notes
·
View notes
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
816K notes
·
View notes