rotisseriehallucigenia

[rotisseriehallucigenia]

asmo headcanons that have been marinating in my brain for a while

i made a tumblr because of this-

warnings: brief mentions of food and dieting, minor cursing, and slight allusion to nsfw topics.

asmo 100% listens to slayyyter

idc what anyone says, this is canon

his favorite slayyyter song is throatzillaaa or the gimme more remix

i could literally write an essay about what’s on his playlist

loves late 90s early 2000s horror movies and watches i know what you did last summer, scream, and jennifer’s body every halloween

is convinced he’d be the final girl

would not be the final girl

he’d die within the first 30 mins bc he thought it’d be a good idea to run up the stairs and would trip smh

loves reality tv and has watched all of the simple life and keeping up with the kardashians

has watched every season of drag race

yes, his brothers have walked in on him practicing the death drop

yes, his death drop is flawless

can’t drive

asmo seriously can’t drive

jumin han who? this bitch is even worse. (i have no room to talk, a girlie struggles to park in an empty lot oop-)

was that car-shaking thump a speedbump or someone’s dog?

was it luke? 👼

he doesn’t know and doesn’t stop to check bc if he doesn’t look, it simply ✨didn’t happen✨

asmo is definitely a part of stan twitter

replies with obscure/cursed stan twitter videos in the gc and everyone’s confused

beel is the most confused poor bb

levi calls him a normie but kind of understands

orders the pink drink but is also surprisingly a fan of just plain black coffee

has tried the grapefruit diet

hated it

has tried grapefruiting (giving and receiving)

loved it

asmo is very flexible and has a whole stretch routine for morning and night

“MC, you should come stretch with me~”

#asmodeusobeyme #obey me #asmodeus headcanons #shall we date asmodeus #asmo