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Hngh, I feel like Stephen is the type of man who would just start spitting random facts at Tony whenever Mr. Genius, Philanthropist, Former Playboy says/does something that genuinely flusters him

Tony: *Flashes a Seductive Smile*

Stephen: *Briefly Malfunctions*

Also Stephen: The average adult human body has a total of 206 bones! These include the bones of the skull, spine, ribs, arms, and legs! Bones are made of connective tissue reinforced with-

Tony: ...

#Ironstrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #I Know This is a Rise Blog But... #I Love This Ship

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Well, I ship IronStrange now, apparently

Stephen: Tony... what are you doing?

Tony: *Whilst Drenched in Oil and Holding a Fishing Rod Over the Kitchen Sink* I lost your ring.

#IronStrange #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Where's the Oil From Tony? #How'd the Ring Fall in the Kitchen Sink?

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Imagine this with that stupid warbly TikTok voice filter

Peter: Mr. Stark! Flash hit me!

Tony: You want me to fuck him up? 'Cause I got no qualms with punching that kid.

Peter: MR. STARK!

#Irondad and Spiderson #MCU Fandom #Tony's the Best Dad #He'll Beat Up Every Bully Who Hurts His Bambino

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Just recently fell into the "Irondad and Spiderson" hole, and all I can say is this:

Peter, mindlessly: Mr. Stark, I think you're the Bomb dot com.

Tony, not knowing what the fuck that means but adoring his pseudo-son anyways: *Proud Dad Tears*

#Irondad and Spiderson #When Did Kids Start Using That Phrase? #Ironically Obviously #I Love the Trope of “Grumpy Mentor Unintentionally Adopts (Over)Enthusiastic Mentee”

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I genuinely love the trope of characters being split into their core personality traits

That being said, I think I would like to think that these are Leo's core traits:

Fears/Insecurities

Jester

Pride

Vanity

Some Sort of Feral Monstrosity With Daddy Issues*

*The first four are the ones most commonly shown, and the last core trait is forced to stay locked in a deep crevice of Leo's mind.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #These Traits Seem Funnier the More I Think of Them #Especially the Feral One

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Mikey: All the single ladies in the house say "yeah!"

April, Sunita, and Cassandra: ...

Mikey: Seriously? Who???

April and Sunita: *Hold Hands*

Mikey: Ah, I knew that. Cassandra, what about you? Who are you dating?

Leo, somewhere miles away:

Cassandra: I'm not proud enough to say.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Leossandra #This Seemed Funnier in My Head #April and Sunita Know #They're Amused by Cassie's Embarrassment

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Leo: *To Draxum* Ugh! You're so annoying, dad!

Everyone Else: ...

Leo: What?

Mikey: *Smiling Widely* You just called Barry "dad".

Leo: What? No I didn't! I don't even think about him like that!

Donnie: You sure about that, Nardo? Because I'm pretty sure your last checkup of us all said we have perfect hearing.

Leo: Ugh! Whatever! I didn't call him dad!

Draxum: Don't worry about it, Leonardo, I take no offense. After some time I've accepted my fate as the primary patriarch of the family.

Splinter: The what now???

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #The Most Chaotic Family #Plot Twist: Leo Wishes He Could Love His Evil Dad #But There's No Getting Over the Roof Incident #Damn You Draxum!

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Leo: I've been surviving on cheese, which is basically old milk on steroids.

Donnie: ...WHAT?

Leo: Uh, you're the genius, Don-Tron. You should already know that old milk turns into yogurt, and that old yogurt turns into cheese.

Donnie: ...

Donnie: How hard did that alien hit you, my twin?

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Disaster Twins

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Leo: *Stares at Donnie While He Sleeps*

Donnie: *Wakes Up After Feeling Watched*

Leo: ...

Donnie: ...

The Twins After a Moment of Silence:

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Disaster Twins #They're Idiots Your Honor #I Love Them #Someone Draw Them on the Content Aware Scale!

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Donnie... Don, I can't... I can't Move It-Move It anymore!

-Leo, five minutes after being saved from the Prison Dimension

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT

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Mikey: Whoa, this pizza is weird. It tastes like Casey.

Raph: Mikey... why do you know what Casey tastes like?

Mikey: ...

Raph: ANSWER ME YOU GREMLIN!

#TMNT #TMNT 2k12 #TMNT 2012 #Pepperonipucks #TFW Your Best Friend is Dating Your Baby Brother

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I'm going, to be honest, I want Casey to pull an Uno Reverse, because no one's going to stop him. Hell, all the others are going to do is tuck him away somewhere safe while they figure out what to do because Casey is probably one of the reasons that Lee's allowed to stay.

And once Casey is away, Lee is in for a world of pain. What will she do? Where will she go? That bottle of wine's looking mighty fine right about now!

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human

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You know if Lee keeps yelling at Casey he's going to get sick of it and when he gets sick of it either one out of two things will happen. Or both of them will happen.

Either one, Casey will lose it and scream at Lee.

or two, Casey will completely shut Lee out and start clinging to Leo and the others even more than he already is.

And like I said before there's also the chance he'll do both. I've got a feeling he'll do both of them.

You got that right. This turtle better learn how to adult before Casey pulls an Uno Reverse.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human

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Well, I now officially have a blog for my FTaaH AU

Anything FTaaH related will now be posted on the blog @fiveturtlesandaheadache

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human #Best For Neo to Have Her Own Nook #Feel Free to Visit Her Occasionally!

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Eat pant >:(

-Canon Leo to FTaaH Leo, no doubt

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human #I Love This Quote

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FTaaH Leo: Fuck.

TaE Leo: What?

FTaaH Leo: I stabbed myself by accident.

TaE Leo: How?

FTaaH Leo: Knife Game gone wrong.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human #Trial and Error #Huh #I Think I Feel Better #Can't Say the Same For Neo

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FTaaH Leo: You look just like your mother, and it's disgusting.

Casey: Dad, you're drunk.

FTaaH Leo: I am NOT DRUNK, Cassandra!

Casey: ...Okay.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Five Turtles and a Human #What is This? #Casey Being Yelled at By His Dad/Meemaw? #On MY Dash? #More Likely Than You Think #When the Meemaw is Drunk