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you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath vs "there is love in your heart but its cloaked in shame" and "to protect dean was one order cas never failed at"

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i’m not here to perch on your shoulder.

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Supernatural fanart ended up on a WWII anniversary banner in Russia

A friend of mine posted these pictures of her SPN fanart stolen and used on a banner in her city. Good example why you shouldn’t use random pictures for a purpose this serious. RIP, Sam and Dean, you died for the USSR (apparently)

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Not to have opinions on supernatural still but Castiel was WAY too good of a character for that show

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Anyways what makes me insane abt spn aside from the everything is that like. WHERE ARE THE ACCESSORIES????? Like I do not GET why dean doesn’t wear a silver ring on his right hand. Instant way to tell if the person who’s hand you just shook is a shifter. And WHY does nobody ever wear an iron ring and punch a ghost??????? WHERE ARE THE POISONER RINGS WITH SECRET COMPARTMENTS????? Where are the protection charms?? The weird crystal energy shit because hey if ghosts are real then maybe rocks can cure your bad vibes????? Like I don’t just wanna see s1 dean keep his gay little bracelets I wanna add to that shit. Dean wears a charm bracelet with handmade protection symbols and like three necklaces at all times. One is the samulet, one is a mini anti-hex bag, and one is a rosary that he can use to make holy water in a pinch. Like you really expect me to believe that mr Boy Scout “I made myself an emf reader out of a Walkman” winchester wouldn’t have redundancies upon redundancies of protective charms and secret weapons well. You are simply very stupid. I think dean has an anti possession tattoo AND an anti possession bracelet AND an anti possession gay little earring. Yes in the gay ear. I am shaking Eric kripke by the lapels I am actively foaming at the mouth

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casgirl moodboard

#him <3

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ok good night

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that post about Dean leaving Sam dramatic voicemails when he was at Stanford makes me laugh because Dean is absolutely THAT motherfucker to be like "hey Sam thanks for not answering my call....I just wanted to hear your voice one last time before I bleed out in this cornfield...hope college was worth it" and Sam wakes up freaking out trying to get a hold of Dean and dean's like [fumbles for his phone in the dark] [grumbles] "what? I'm hungover leave me alone" and sam's like YOU CANT PRETEND TO DIE TO GET ME TO TALK TO YOU and dean's like...worked didn't it.....

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𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕝 + 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤

✨ for parallelsnatural ✨

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the good supernatural

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you should go to the hospital 0:

we dont do that in america

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One of the frustrating things about Supernatural being filmed in and around Vancouver instead of on actual U.S. backroads is the lack of batshit religious signage that’s a key feature around the Bible Belt and in especially rural parts of the Midwest, and would have taken on a deliciously ominous tone in seasons 4-5, season 11, and season 15 in particular.

Like where are the Jesus Lives signs painted in what might well be dried blood on rotting wooden planks nailed to random trees along the state highway? Where are the falling down barns no one has bothered to repair, but someone sure put in the effort to paint GOD IS ALWAYS WATCHING on the side facing the road? Where are the gigantic white crosses looming over the interstate like pale angels poised to rain God’s wrath upon us? Where are the wackadoo church bulletins trying to sound cheeky and relevant?

Truckstop America’s aesthetic is steel, concrete, and the smell of gasoline, true. But throughout a good third or more of the country it’s ALSO batshit religious signage and I think it’s pretty indicative of how they failed to go hard enough with their own premise that in fifteen seasons we never see any.

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endless reasons to love dean winchester 

his creative use of idioms and metaphors

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i knoooow that we talk ourselves in circles here on supernatural tumblr but it’s like you are the son of an abusive man who will leave you alone in a motel room for days or weeks at a time with a loaded shotgun and cans of spaghettios and he is your moral compass and your ideal you will never reach and he is your god. and god is an absent father who created the universe and every living thing and then left giving you no guidance and no help and no sign that he returns any of the devotion that you have for him. you are a cosmic being but you are in the motel room with that man who will not pray to god but will pray to you, always you. and dean says my biggest fear is that i am nothing but a blunt instrument in my dead father’s hand and i will spend my life following his orders. and castiel says my biggest fear is the creeping sense that i have questions and doubts and will someday damn everything because i will make my own choices. and then it takes them like twelve years to get together

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jack likes to ask questions like “if we were on a desert island, which of us would we eat first?” dean says what the fuck is wrong with you. also we would eat sam because he’s the biggest so he could feed us the longest. sam says….right….but you would die first though. so we’d eat you first. and cas says, easy, i would simply exit my vessel and inhabit dean or whoever. and dean’s like what. and cas says well who else would i inhabit? and dean is like what the fuck is wrong with YOU and sam says dude, chill, it was a reasonable answer. cas i’d let you possess me. cas says thank you sam. that means a lot. jack says i think we would eat ME first because younger flesh tastes better. and sam is like…..yeah kiddo you’re right but i wouldn’t be able to eat you. actually, i’m changing my answer. cas, i’d be honored to eat your vessel. cas says thank you sam that also means a lot. dean says WHAT is wrong with ALL of you

#can you even call yourselves friends if you never had a conversation like this? #i think in every friends group the -who should we eat first and who would taste better- discourse has to come up at some point

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i love seeing the confidence with which people are wrong on this site. like when people here are wrong about something they are wrong about it with their whole chest. they come out swinging ready to defend information that they made up in their own brains as if it was truth penned by god himself. unparalleled entertainment.

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I remember it all too well...