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roxannecullen · 2 years
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#dadjokes with Carlisle Cullen.
Carlisle: „Why did the vampire get sick?“
Edward: „please don‘t-„
Carlisle: „Cause he was always coffin“
Jacob who wants to make a good impression for Renesmee:
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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Posts coming soon <3
Jasper Hale x (fem) reader - Misery (Spice/Angst/)
Emmett Cullen x (fem) reader - Personal trainer (Spice)
Alice Cullen x (fem) reader - Pixie and Dolly (Fluff)
Rosalie Cullen x (male) reader - Thorns (Angst/Fluff)
Jacob Black x (male) reader - Pack (Brotherhood)
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When you think you made a story perfect but it has one dumb typo
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I have multiple smut/spice ideas in my head but I‘m to fuggin shy 😭
HEL P ME-
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Edward hiding, when Bella woke up from dreaming of him.
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Alice after opening Bella‘s depressing E-mail messages in New Moon.
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Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale in Twilight (2008)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVES🎉
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My dad passing by a car and looking if the driver looks just as stupid as they drive 🥲
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Emmett: Hey Jazz. So, you like Jazz? *smirks*
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Jasper: *sighs in defeat* Emmett I swear to fucking god, if you ask me one more time you have yeed your last haw.
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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Wounds - Jacob Black x Newborn vampire! reader
!!Language!!
A usual stormy saturday with the cullens going to play baseball - except for me. I didn‘t like the running, the dirt and the annoying fights over wether it was a win or not, so I stayed at home after convincing my adoptive mother, Esme. Carlisle on the other hand was pretty much against it because I JUST turned into a blood sucking freak. However Esme and I thought that I was able to control myself very well, and if anything happens, I‘d just call their phone.
So here I am, in the living room, trying to get used to the horrible taste of popcorn, that once used to be my favourite snack for movie nights. The little fireplace may have been lit, warming up the room, but my body was cold - ice cold. Attempting to enjoy a classic horror movie that I‘ve probably seen for the houndreth time, a very loud noise came from the woods. It sounded like growling to be exact. I roll my eyes „Maybe it‘s just those stupid dogs playfighting in the wrong area again“ but my thoughts were completely wrong.
Carefully and slowly I stood up and went to peek through the curtains to get a glimpse of what‘s happening. A loud yelp gave me a jumpscare and suddenly, as I twitched at the sound, I see a familiar wolf being thrown to the porch. The worst thing is that the blood was splattered all over the place.
Fuck fuck fuck! how do I do this now?!
My self control was good, but only for a small amount. There was a whole wolf on the porch, bleeding. Dramatically running my pale hands through my (h/c) hair, I take a deep breath and try not to inhale too much of the smell.
Of course I was taking long to open the door and saw that the giant dog was nowhere to be seen on the porch, but he was trying to run back into the woods when his fur-covered body collapsed to the ground and turned back into a human form. Jacob Black. Great..
He could wish for me being kind to him to help, but the only reason I‘m now trying to carry the tall guy into the house, is to avoid other vampires to get drawn in by the metallic scent. With his arm around my shoulder, and my arm around his waist, I bring him inside, ignoring the failed attempt of him to break free. He knew I was „allergic“ to him and so was he to me. Once again, I‘m only doing this for the sake of my family‘s and my own safety.
„Because of YOU, he‘s gone! Do you know what you just caused me?!“ ouch…it‘s my fault.
„Tragic“ I reply with a monotone voice. „Y‘know it‘s you who got yeeted to my porch. So you better shut up before you emberass yourself some more.“ I explained, sitting down on the couch across him. My red eyes examined his muscular, sweaty body that was covered in scars, bite marks and scratches…
It was filthy werewolf blood, but for some reason it smelled..good. I couldn‘t stop my eyes from wandering along his body over and over again until he finally spoke up „Are you going to eat me, fuck me or help me? because I don‘t know how to feel about this situation right now“
„Yeah….right“ I said, snapping out of it. I blinked a few times to come back to reality and stood up, going to look for Carlisle‘s first aid kit. Good thing he‘s a doctor, it comes in handy.
I thought I would come back to Jacob leaving but surprisingly he was still there, sitting on the couch, hissing in pain. I couldn‘t get a good glimpse of his wounds from the side so I knelt down between his legs. This situation was more than uncomfortable for the both of us, yet there was no other way of treating this mess. I was lucky I used to play doctor games on the PC when I was younger, so I definitely had an idea of what I was doing. The dark haired male was very tense once I was this close to him, but he remained calm.
Once the soft cotton pad touched his warm skin, he threw himself back against the couch, wincing in pain. „Don‘t be so dramatic, it‘s not that bad. You might need stitches though.“ - „Not that bad? Maybe for you blood suckers!“. This again.. I rolled my eyes and stopped treating his wounds.
He‘s always so grumpy..no wonder Bella rejected him. But somehow, I feel bad for him. Despite being different we still were kinda the same. A small sigh escaped my lips „Listen I‘m just trying to clean you up, so you WON‘T get eaten by blood suckers. Now let me do this before the others come back.“
I think my words somehow got into his thick head as he was finally quiet and let me do my job. Carlisle should really consider hiring me at the hospital. My own thoughts made me smile like silly and for some reason I could feel Jacob smile a little too.
I dabbed the cotton over his perfectly defined abs, looking up at him to see if he‘s in pain. Instead of a painful expression, my red orbs meet his dark ones. The dim light really caused something… the both of us all alone, silence… wait nonono. Those are taboo thoughts!
Looking away, I grab the needle and a thread „You can hold my hand if you‘re scared..“ I said in a teasing tone.
Jacob let out a small scoff, and gave me his stupid grin „Don‘t worry, I can take this“
Yeah..absolutely.
I slowly stick the needle and thread through his skin, stitching his wounds close one by one. A few painful sounds did come from him but nothing too dramatic.
„Y/N?“
„Yes?“
„I feel bad for..what happened to you“
said the werewolf. It was obvious we would get to this topic. I turned…or died a few weeks ago with Victoria getting her hands on me. I was supposed to join her newborn army but I still had my own will and escaped, then I met the cullens. Esme Cullen was the one who accepted me. Of course, I was the youngest of the siblings. It was terrifying at first..I had to survive and lived off human blood for a short moment. I will never forget the pain of the process, but I‘m doing better now. It‘s s part that makes me stronger.
„You should not care about other people‘s business, dog. Alright..you‘re as good as new.“ I said, looking up at the guy.
Jake wasn‘t the greatest but it was enough for him to get back home safe.
„Jacob.“
„Yes?“
„I feel bad for..the thing with Bella.“
I can‘t explain why but I just had to get this off my chest. And so we ended up talking about our past relationships, future plans…somehow he had interesting things to tell, and he seemed quite interessted in mine.
He even helped me clean the porch and being honest that wolf looked fine with those wounds on his body, it made him ten times hotter. We were laughing for a moment until we heared the cullen‘s volvo pull up to the garage.
We both knew it was time to say goodbye so one last word exchange of ours was -
„Hey Loco, you will never tell anyone about this“
„I think it would be just as emberassing for me as it would be for you. See you blood sucker!“.
With that he ran off. Just in that moment, Emmett came up, carrying the baseball equipment „You‘re cleaning? At this hour?“ - „..Yeah I…beat up a burglar“ I smiled, pretending as if nothing has ever happened.
Maybe not all dogs are bad.
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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A little playlist <3
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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Me as vampire in Twilight <3
Oh boy I‘ve always wanted to see what kinda aesthetic I would have in Twilight. So I‘m making myself a little thingy thangy for my „Y/N“😭
Basic information:
Name: Roxanne Juliet Wittelsbach/Cullen
Nickname: Roxy (everyone), R.J (Emmett), Sucker (Jacob), Jewel (Esme and Carlisle), Juliet (Jasper), RoRo (Alice)
Age when thurned: 19 (1679)
Born: 1660
Reason of turning/dying: Plague
Aesthetic before turning:
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Aesthetic after turning:
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Her appearance:
She has black, wavy hair that reaches her waist
She‘s also seen wearing her hair in a high ponytail
Her eyes were dark brown as human, reddish/dark pink as a newborn, golden/yellow as vampire and black when thirsty.
She‘s 5‘6 tall.
Her skin is very pale (just as the other cullens).
She still has a little scar on her knee from the day she fell off her horse.
Personality:
She‘s a very confusing one. Sometimes you can‘t foresee what she‘s gonna do next. Wherever she is, there‘s also chaos. Rox is pretty much both, a lady and a freak - at least when it comes to fighting lmao.
Carlisle does get worried about her since she doesn‘t always follow the „household“ rules, means she sometimes goes hunting for human blood and that‘s where she‘s really good at.
However she is a very joyful and loving being who loves to be creative and help her siblings out (unless it‘s a stupid reason).
There‘s often episodes of her tRaGic background story, no just kidding. She often has nightmares about the time she got thrown onto the mountain of sick people. Seeing people die like that, was quite traumatising to her.
Skills:
She enjoys riding horses, hunting, expressing her creativity, shopping - especially with Alice, tarot reading and dancing.
Habits:
To control her thirst, she carries a bunch of lollipops in her bags and pockets - it‘s life saving.
She‘s daydreaming quite often
Friendships/Relationships:
Carlisle and Esme were her first two to ever find her under a bridge, that‘s how she got to the Cullen clan.
She‘s getting along very well with her adoptive siblings, especially with Emmett and Alice. Em is something like her real big brother who constantly keeps an eye on her.
Also she‘s very thankful to have Jasper who teaches her how to control herself, despite him having some troubles with it himself, though he‘s doing his best. And that‘s what makes him a good role model. Once the black haired girl even confessed her little crush on him, but he rejected her as kind as possible, because obviously he loved Alice. She accepted, even though it still hurts her.
Rosalie is a little thorn in her eye but there‘s always that one sibling who causes trouble, right? After an argument she‘d ask the blonde if she‘d like to go shopping lmao.
Edward is pretty much the only one who has a normal relationship with her. They‘re awkward sometimes but Ed is the one brother who sits down and helps her study, explains alot about living with humans, etc.
Roxanne isn‘t- ..hasn’t been the greates Bella fan. BUT the day she beat Emmet in arm wrestling was absolutely everything. She even calls Bella „Mom“ as a joke.
Jacob..oh boy. The first time she despised dogs. They have a very tough time together. That‘s the reason why Emmett is always near her. They can‘t stand each other but from time to time, there would be VERY weird tension between them, even if it‘s just staring at each other in disgust from miles away.
Quotes:
„I‘m not searching, I find.“
„I try to follow rules, but I‘m better at breaking them“
„I‘ll make it look like an accident.“
„What‘s the prob? Dog.“
„I need a houndred dreamcatchers in my room because of you.“
„The cards never lie.“
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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Carlisle and Esme headcanons 💖 (Parent edition)
They definitely would come back home with a bunch of presents for everyone after a road trip
Despite being a vampire, Esme just can‘t start every day without her morning coffee. (If you have many kids, you‘ll know how it feels)
„BUT WE HAVE TEN DOGS, HONEY.“ - Carlisle to his lovely wife after passing by a pet shelter
Carlisle always carries a pair of earplugs for roadtrips with his family
As a (terrible parent) joke, they would ask Rose and Jazz who‘s who of the twins.
„Esme, honey, you‘ll hurt yourself - let me carry that for you!“ - „We‘re vampires.., darling…“ - „Right…“
It pains them to see their adopted children suffer/be upset/etc.
They are the type of parents who say „We have McDonalds at home“ and end up bringing a whole deer.
Carlisle has all the dad jokes. „What does a vampire doctor say to his patient? Thank you, necks!“
If nobody laughs at his joke he‘ll just go „Appearently you already knew that joke“
They are simply the cutest couple that it‘s impossible to say „ew“ 🥺 Look at them
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Ngl I cried when I found this gif😭
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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ICANNOT- I HAVE BEEN CRYISNGHAKSH😭😭
Jasper when Big Enough was released
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HE BE SCREAMING THE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ENJOY MY PHOTOSHOP SKILLS IM SORRY
Based on the screaming cowboy meme from the song :  Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:*(❁ꈍωꈍ❁)*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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roxannecullen · 2 years
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The Hale twins trying to come off as real as possible
Jasper teaching Rosalie the „YEE🤠“
THE LAST TOOK ME OUT
C: original video - squarebodymatt on TikTok
edit - @roxannecullen (me)
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