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auto suggest bewilders me

#sent to me

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LMFAO

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

#sent to me

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basically the whole bible happens to me daily

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

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i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

#bro you should see my job!! #(furniture and mattress store)

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blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

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trying to pull a prank on my girlfriend by putting my son melatonin in the hallway next to our bedroom waiting for her to wake up, except it's backfiring because i keep seeing something vaguely human shaped in the corner of my eye and looking over so quick i can hear my neck snap

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HELLO ?

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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

#i LOVE paying attention to peoples walk cycles #return #i need to have this one saved because i referto it periodically

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do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?