rtquotes

[rtquotes]

“Get back in your car you little worm.”

- Michael Jones

#michael jones #achievement hunter #face jam #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

“It doesn’t matter if you ask the right questions as long as you keep asking them.” - Gus Sorola

#rooster teeth #gus sorola #murder room

[rtquotes]

Every clock is a peodophile two times a day.

Michael Jones

#rooster teeth #michael jones

[rtquotes]

I kinda wanna fuck that moon

Miles Luna

#miles luna

[rtquotes]

Bethany: [reading a question for Mariel] Why do you dress the way you do?

Mariel: Because I'm gay

[rtquotes]

Gavin: can someone do me a lemon jim-jam?

Michael: uh, English please.

Jeremy: I can do you a favor.

[rtquotes]

Bethany: [reading a question for Mariel] Why do you dress the way you do?

Mariel: Because I'm gay

[rtquotes]

Geoff: Millie, you don't have to punch anybody

Millie: I'll do it for the kids

[rtquotes]

Pussies have babies, they’re pretty durable.

Caiti Ward (via

nothing-in-the-ordinary

)

Next time you go to call someone a “pussy”, consider that.

(via caitiward)

[rtquotes]

My life is a series of dumb choices.

Geoff Ramsey

#geoff ramsey #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

I'd do an impression of you, but I don't have a dick in my mouth.

Ryan Haywood

#ryan haywood #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

People like grapes.

Gavin Free

#gavin free #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

The sky is bigger than the ground.

Gavin Free

#gavin free #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

Do I come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth?!

Burnie Burns

#burnie burns #rooster teeth

[rtquotes]

ahwu#327

[rtquotes]

(27:17) Let's Play: Minecraft – Episode 215 – Battle Mode

Michael: Shiver me titties. Jeremy: Aw, shivery titties must suck. Mica: Cold boobs is, in fact, not fun.

[rtquotes]