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The 2 dateables + my MC’s fankids part 4! Featuring Simeon and Solomon.

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Satan: First thing you do in the morning?

MC: Check my social media.

Satan: No, MC. It should be: Get up and fix my bed.

MC: I don't do that.

Satan: ...

MC: ...

Satan: You—

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Asmo: Have you noticed that Lucifer, Satan, and Mammon are really close to granny? Like I don't understand.

Beel: Granny is nice. She likes to give me cookies and asks me to eat more.

Belphie: Yeah. And you really like it when she does that.

Levi: If only granny knows how to play games—

MC: Asmodeus?

Asmo: Yes?

MC: *waves her hand slowly, signalling him to come closer*

Asmo: *approaches her* What is it, granny?

MC: I was checking my things and I saw this hairpin I wear back in my days.

Asmo: Really, granny? That's great! But why did you call for me?

MC: *smiles at him* Will you put it on your hair? I want to give it to my daughter but she doesn't like girly stuff.

Asmo: ...

Asmo: W-Well... Sure, granny. *bows his head for her to be able to reach his hair*

MC: *softly combs his hair with her fingers, then puts on the hairpin*

Asmo: *raises his head*

MC: *has that satisfied expression* Just like I thought. It looks good on you.

Asmo: *tries to stop himself from crying* Th-Thanks, granny.

Levi, Beel, and Belphie: ...

Levi: One down.

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Diavolo: Barbatos... I think you made a mistake.

Barbatos: I didn't know how it happened...

Lucifer: We can't let a granny to be here.

MC: *using a cane to support herself on walking because of old age* *her soft, quivering voice* Oh... Hello...

Lucifer: Granny, do you want me to assist you?

MC: Oh no... I'm fine, I'm fine. *adjusts her eyeglasses* Young man, you look like my son.

Lucifer: *his heartstring being tugged from some reason* Do I?

MC: Yes. *tries to reach for his face*

Lucifer: *moves his head lower*

MC: *lightly pinches his cheek* Ah... I was wrong. You're more handsome than him. Hoho... I'm sorry, young man. I should've made you uncomfortable.

Lucifer: No... Of course not.

Diavolo: ...

Barbatos: ...

Diavolo: Granny? Do you know where you are?

MC: Ah... Young man, I'm not really good with places.

Diavolo: You're in Devildom right now and I am the prince here.

MC: A prince? Ah... There's no doubt you are. *gigglish chuckle* Like what I read in books.

Diavolo: Granny... *touched by her expression*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: Please... You're older than the grandma.

Lucifer and Diavolo: *glares at him*

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MC: I felt so good about myself until people ruined it for me.

Simeon: Yeah, but that's not enough of a reason to purge them.

MC: Dang it!

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The brothers: You can't scare us.

MC: ...

MC: *do a T-pose*

The brothers: *shrieks*

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Diavolo: I have decided that I will participate in No Nut November.

MC: That's great!

Diavolo: So I will be qualified in Destroy D*ck December.

MC: ...

MC: That sounds... like a lot of trouble...

Diavolo: Oh yes, especially for you. *chuckles*

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Levi: *holding MC's hands*

MC: L-L-L-L-Levi... I-I-I think this is enough!

Levi: Nope. You need to get used to this.

MC: *on the verge of crying*

Levi: Besides, you were the one to ask for this training, remember?

MC: I'm already regretting it. *sniffles*

Levi: Just a few more seconds. You can do it.

MC: *already burning up*

Levi: To be honest, I think I can fried eggs on you lol. *lets go of their hands*

MC: *sniffles* You're a fucking savage.

Levi: *laughs*

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Beel: Satan, have you seen MC?

Satan: Yeah. They're with Levi in his room- Why are you holding a food bouquet?

Beel: I'm courting MC.

Satan: ...

Satan: Huh? No offense, but... Do you think you will stand a chance?

Beel: Yes.

Satan: Where did you get that confidence?

Beel: From Levi.

Satan: ...

Satan: Looks like he snitched something on you.

Beel: By the way, Satan, what can I do to make someone get used to physical contact?

Satan: I'm not sure... Take it slowly, I guess?

Beel: Okay. Thanks, Satan.

Satan: ???

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MC: *a blushing mess*

Beel: *kneeling between their legs* *his head resting on one of their thighs*

Levi: *snapping pictures*

Beel: Is this alright, MC?

MC: *seeing the light in front of them* You're killing me.

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MC: *posted on Devilgram* I didn't expect to be hospitalized because of his sausage.

Levi: *commented* You will have no problems like that with my 2-inch destroyer. *wink emoji*

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Levi: What's your costume?

MC: A vampire that will push you away if you get near.

Levi: ...

Levi: Okay. I know you don't like people touching you, but maybe a vampire costume is too much? You're going to attract them at this point.

MC: Well, I wouldn't wear this in the first place if someone didn't steal my cactus suit! *frowns at Levi*

Levi: *wearing the cactus suit* B-But this is cute. And I like it. *puppy eyes*

MC: !!!

Levi: *intense puppy eyes*

MC: *wants to hug him* I'll punch you if you don't stop.

Levi: *laughs* Okay. Okay. I don't want you getting a fever again.

*but moves closer to MC and steals a quick kiss on the cheek*

*then storms out of the room*

MC: ...

MC: LEVIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MC: *resting on one of the school benches*

Lucifer: *approaches them* The occasion hasn't started yet, but you're already tired.

MC: *almost got sick again because of Levi* I hope this day ends very quickly.

Lucifer: *chuckles* Don't say that. You don't know how much people have been waiting for this. Besides, people like staring at you.

MC: I know. That's why I'm trying to ignore them. *looks stressed*

Lucifer: *smiles* But I think you can't ignore that one.

MC: And who?

Lucifer: You'll see him later.

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Beel: I'm here as the vampire's victim for halloween.

MC: *freaking out from the inside* What?

Beel: *unbuttons his shirt, then exposes his neck* Bite me here.

MC: ...

MC: *collapses*

Beel: *catches them in his arms* MC?

MC: I... I want to go home...

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Lucifer: *calls MC* Hello, MC. What are you doing?

MC: I'm in a building's rooftop. Enjoying the scenery while sipping my cheapest beer. *chuckles*

Lucifer: I see. I'm below. Don't even try to jump off because I'm sure that I'll catch you.

MC: Oh, yeah? You sure about that?

Lucifer: Yes.

MC: Wait. I just need to... There. I'm standing on the railing now. Ready? I'll be down there in a few seconds.

Lucifer: You idiot. You don't really know what a warning is, do you?

MC: *laughs enthusiastically* Where's that confidence now! *jumps off*

Lucifer: *sigh* *hearing MC's yelling getting nearer*

MC: LUUUUUUCIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEER!!!!

Lucifer: *catches them*

MC: Aha! You did it!

Lucifer: I'll tell the management to ban you from entering.

MC: *pouts* Meanie!

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Belphegor: trick or yeet?

lucifer: yeet?

belphegor: *yeets luke*

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mc: what do you wanna be for Halloween?

asmodeus: yours ;)

mc and mammon: yeah, that'd be pretty scary.

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lucifer: I thought you were decorating the hol for Halloween?

mc: I am.

lucifer: You're just hanging pictures of barbatos.

mc: you said you wanted scary decorations

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Simeon: MC... I really need to leave now.

MC: No. *hugging him from behind* You will leave when I tell you to.

Simeon: But I have no reason to stay behind.

MC: In a few weeks is our son's birthday. Surely, you don't want to miss that?

Simeon: Luke doesn't like big birthday parties.

MC: He doesn't like it or that's just the custom you have in Celestial Realm? After all, Luke is only a servant when it comes to your shitty culture.

Simeon: MC...

MC: *caresses his chest* A few days after his birthday, I will let you go.

Simeon: ...

Simeon: *smiles in defeat* Alright.

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Diavolo: *frowns* What a surprise to invite me here.

MC: Don't flatter yourself. If I had any other choice, I would never have invited you.

Diavolo: ...

Barbatos: Your Eminence, I heard that you're planning for His Royal Highness's birthday.

MC: Yes. I have called you here to hear your opinions.

Mammon: Well, that explains things! Asmo and I are good at parties!

Asmo: You bet!

Belphie: Are you planning to have a kid's party that suits an angel?

MC: Yes.

Belphie: That wouldn't be hard, however, it's going to be impossible to imitate Celestial Realm parties.

MC: It's not. I have someone to trust on that. I only want to hear what kind of activities my prince will enjoy.

Beel: Pastries.

Satan: Cat story books.

Levi: And video games.

Lucifer: You're just randomly saying what you have in mind.

Asmo: But Your Eminence? Haven't you asked the prince what he likes?

MC: *sigh* My son likes everything I have given him.

Diavolo: Well, would he like it if you give him the world? *laughs jokingly*

MC: ...

MC: The world, huh? That isn't a bad idea.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: No. I take it back.

MC: A world that only suits my son. *already imagining it*

The brothers and Barbatos: *glaring at Diavolo*

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Luke: What would I like in a world that is solely for me?

MC: Yes. Do you have any ideas?

Luke: Hmm...

Luke: Ah!

Luke: *grins* It doesn't matter what kind of world it is, I only want mom, Simeon, and I to live happy together!

MC: ...

MC: *holds both of his hands* You have grown so humble, my prince.

MC: I shall fulfill that wish of yours.

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Simeon: M-MC, what is it again this time?

MC: *holding a whip* Our son wishes for us to live happily together. *points at the marriage papers* Sign those up. From now on, you are officially my husband.

Simeon: ...

Simeon: Alright... I will sign them immediately, but please... Put that whip down.

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Lucifer: Who is this?

MC: That's my man.

Lucifer: Your man. Okay. Look at the screen. You're going to settle for this?

*Satan starting a cat cult*

MC: Yeah. Coz he's mine.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I hope you won't regret this.

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Quote: "It's okay to fail your grades, we will all die anyway."

Belphie: ...

MC: ...

Belphie and MC: *laughs*

The others: *looking at them with concern on their faces*