nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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bibhu mohapatra | fall 2024
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Ovulating……just like Christ on the cross ✝️
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#when Arthur has no idea who HE’s talking to
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)
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the toymaker disseminated a memetic virus among doctor who fans because now there is no way anybody will ever be able to mention the fact that a companion is technically dead-not-dead without somebody piping up with the WELL THAT’S ALRIGHT THEN! and getting twice as many likes. the above thread had nothing to do with the giggle even
i even noticed people applying it to irl contexts. i.e. “young people aren’t facing homelessness en masse, they just have to choose between living at their parents’ house or on the streets. oh well that’s alright then!” stock phrase for the AGES fr. thank you neil patrick harris
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s10e05, oxygen // s11e07, kerblam!
lol. lmao even
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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning
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remaking since things have slowed down!
i am job searching with no unemployment checks, i'm in danger of having utilities shut off so please help with anything you can! share widely!
but do NOT tag this post!!!
aka do not tag this post.
it’s green/cshp
it’s coffee/k0fi
it’s dark blue/yellow/p@ypal
it’s blue/v3nm0
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THE X-FILES | 1.02
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you ever read someones headcanon for your favorite character and its so shit you start seeing spiders
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