you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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Tumblr Live? More like Tumblr Dead !
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‘fourteen is the first canonically bisexual doctor’ captain jack harkness did not have a tender kiss with both nine and rose for you to slander his name like this
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Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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Hold on a second, need to check out some job offers real quick.
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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
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If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
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Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow
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He's a ghowboy, baby.
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Perched in the Dark
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