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the only reason Neptune doesn't say yes is because its on purpose

Jaune: Hey, did you ever accidentally masturbate to pictures of your professor?

Neptune: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

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I have had ideas about poly jnr and also ruby adult life for a long while now so i figured i ought to write them down. (its also a little tied to a weird MHA au thingy, dunno why honestly but i know like 2 or 3 characters i put a lot of thought into and having “quirks” is apart of their characters) Jaune, Ren, and Nora all get married to each other soon or soon enough after all the plot is over and junk and they get a big house for a big family. Ruby (to me is ace and aro so no romance in her future) also wants to have a family and asks her good friend Jaune to be the donor. Jaune agrees with a big condition, Ruby lives with all of them because Jaune is defiantly raising his first child in a “two” parent household. 

She moves in and all of them help with her pregnancy and Jaune and Ruby’s first born child is born, taking after her mothers side not decided on a name honestly. Not long after Nora also gets pregnant with twins. resulting in a 2 ish year age gap between the first tykes. One twin takes after Ren, who is named after her grandmother An Ren, and one takes after Nora and eventually Jaune, who was originally going to be named another norse name, but Nora and Jaune looked at him and back at each other and proclaimed him “Loki” for the mischievous smile the little babe had.

No other children are fleshed out yet but i feel like the family would continue to grow, ruby defiently has more than one kid, no more than 3. and Nora may have gotten pregnant a few more times. so big family. adoption of orphans young and old happen as well resulting in bigger family.

the Ruby’s and Jaunes first born eventually has a family and a grandson, also takes after Ruby’s side with black hair, silver eyes, and an affinity for red. he does lose both of his arms, cant decide if it was an accident or slightly on purpose. Resulting in him getting a regular prosthetic and another one that is tricked out with his weapon of choice. a scythe that is essentially 5 scythe blades the come together at their point, that also work as very long and stabby fingers, and his arm is also a gun, it either shots a giant bullet cause im a sucker for that, or is a machine gun. 

also the grandson is also a bit of a druid and has animal friends, like a wolf-dog

Now onto the weird AU version of this for the children at least. cause it heavily affects the grandson and i dont want to give up the effect it has on the other children.

The grandsons “qurik” im just gunna call it his power, is very similar to dark shadow in MHA, but its a “not a deer” cryptid thing. looks like a deer with its face and antlers, but has wolf teeth, front claws not sure what animal. and if it grows large enough, cheetah back legs. this also influences the grandsons appearance to grow antlers in spring and lose them in fall, he had claws with his hands, and his legs are able to move very fast. he also covers his face when he doesnt have antlers for reasons of pride. he calls his power beast and gets along with it well. it can also grow larger by absorbing grimm, and goes back to normal using the silver eyes to cleanse itself. he can also use his silver eyes to regularly power up beast and make him very efficiently slaughter grimm, but no absorption. beast is more powerful using silver eyes or in darkness. 

Loki’s semblance allows him to make illusions in the real world and if he concentrates enough they can actually interact with the world. his power can change the hardness/softness/stretchy/sharpness of an object and he uses a fancy scarf, maybe its more like an ascot? as a whip or sword, or anything he can fold it into.

Loki is also very mischievous but not evil and uses them for good, just likes his pranks and mayhem, like Nora and Jaune, cause they are very chaotic so their child is too. His sister is also mischievous but is able to control herself much better, a mix of nora and ren.

I honestly haven't given much thought about An Ren i want her to connect with her side of the family's history but nothing sounds good enough to make her not a copy of Ren or Nora, nothing sounds good.

Jaune, Ren and Nora also have quirks in this setting them apart from RWBY but its also kinda a jaune centered au at first so i feel cringy talking about it

#rwby #Jaune Arc #ruby rose #lie ren #nora valkyrie #poly jnr #JNR

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Ren: *Depressed boi*

Nora: Awww, what’s the matter Renny? Do you need a hug? Maybe a sandwich? Do you want me to suck you’re dick again?

Pyrrha/Jaune: *Blushing*

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Goodwitch: Pyrrha sweetie I'm sorry you got teamed up with those wild animals

pyrrha, who’s already been briefed on her role in their latest shenanigans: i don’t know professor goodwitch, i think they’re are quite charming

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goodwitch: SHE USED HER SEMBLANCE TO ROB ALL THE CAMPUS VENDING MACHINES SHE’S ONE OF THEM-

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Jaune: *Sends Pyrrha a picture of a full pot of Mac n cheese*

Jaune, texting: Hey babe, do you think I could eat all of this by myself?

Pyrrha, texting back: I don't know, but I believe in you, honey ✌️

Jaune: It are praises like these that make me love you. ❤️

Pyrrha: ❤️

*30 minutes later*

Jaune: *Send a picture of a now empty pot with small traces of Mac n cheese*

Pyrrha: You did it?

Jaune: *Send a picture of himself lying on their couch with cheese all over his mouth, looking completely exhausted and full*

Jaune: I conquered.

Pyrrha: How's your stomach?

Jaune: Full of pride.

Pyrrha: Proud of you. 💖

Jaune: 💖

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I’m trying to get used to drawing Jaunes new hair but I’m not great at it,,, and I literally have no reason to think Jaune grew up on a farm but for some reason I forgot it wasn’t cannon! Anyone else think Jaune was a farm boy or just me? 

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What happens(toddler jaune AU) when pyrrha find out Cinder killed Ozpin dose put toddler jaune in the rocket locker and sends him to the safe zone, but before she sends toddler Jaune he calls pyrrha mommy.

That doesn’t happen in the au. The unfleshed out reason is that Salem is more reluctant to attack beacon because a bunch of literal children are there. And since stuff like that is at most huntsman schools, she doesn’t really attack them

#toddler jaune au

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This will never be more relevant

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I havnt seen a picture of miles in a long time, you’re telling me miles has cones????

miles is sitting crying in the rwby tag because jaune finally got the same hair cut as him and everyone’s tearing it to shreds

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Where did you hear that!!?!?!!?!?!!

Good News: Jaune's design is Fake

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This makes me feel good

just watch this be the volume where jaune is finally happy and content and well adjusted and suddenly we realize he’s been holding all of his angst in his hair

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They can’t even change jaunes hair, every model type stuff is probably fully animated right now, and their just working on shaders and textures and the like,

I really doubt that they could just go back and change it

I really hope it’s like an April fools type thing and that image is supposed to scare use for Halloween reasons...

#rwby #jaune arc #jnpr #crwby #rwde????? #jaune why!??!

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Tell me we can get them to change jaunes hair I hate the hair I don’t want to see the hair

JNR getting new V7 outfits as well!

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IDK HOW TO FEEL

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So if it hasn’t been obvious this blog is on a hiatus. I’ve nearly been on tumblr for the most part. And honestly I havnt had any real energy to put my text posts on here and not just leave them in my head.

Just thought I’d say this blog is on an official hiatus

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rwby where everything is the same except jaune is constantly flexing on qrow that the animators gave him an ass in volume 4 when they updated models, but qrow still has no phat to speak of

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Hey! What’s the scoop?

Ice cream. Eating too much ice cream