Ren: Yang, what do you have in your pockets?
Yang, her jacket making barking noises: …Drugs.
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I can't always name my emotions, but I know when I am burning.
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Emerald: If you don't play along, I'm going to release evidence that you are a homosexual.
Oscar: I came out 5 years ago?
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[First getting into Mantle]
Clover: So, you want to give us your real name?
Qrow: I told you it's Schnee. Winter Schnee.
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Mercury: There's a man at the door with a mustache.
Watts: Tell him I already have one.
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Weiss: Can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Ruby: You mean WE need.
Blake: We’re starting a therapy trust fund.
Yang: Like a REAL family.
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Saiyans are the anime people who scream, get golden hair and blow up planets I think
omg that IS yang
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that Yang’s fairy tale reference is Goldilocks, but her pop culture reference are the saiyans from freakin’ Dragon Ball
the who now im very uncultured
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That ren and Nora quote about ignoring is from BBC merlin
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The "because shut up" quote is from homestuck
NOOOOOO NOT HOMESTUCK
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First of all, I am not boring, and second of all, my encyclopedic knowledge of dust is endearing, so fuck you.
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Yeah I understand you're charging me for bank robbery, but I licked the money so therefore it is mine.
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Cinder: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the entirety of Remnant the existence of the “League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness”!
Watts: …You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?
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Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Ozpin, waking Ironwood up: Hey- you ok?
Ironwood: I’m dead.
Ozpin: I know, you must feel like crap after that-
Ironwood: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I’m deceased.
Ozpin: Oh, come on- *checks his pulse* …but… how are you talking?
Ironwood: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Ozpin: You really don’t have a pulse!
Ironwood: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
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Weiss: Yang, you can be really destructive.
Yang: I can?
Weiss: Yes, and- come back, I wasn't giving you permission!
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Jaune: Ren, where’s Nora?
Ren: She’s in a better place.
Jaune: Oh no…
Nora, coming out from behind Ren in a new robotic suit: OH YES.
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